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[Anonymous No.]

Do you have any plants? I have a cactus.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that your piss cactus?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a cactus but it died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032216
I just remembered to give my cactus water after a month and it seems to be doing just fine. You should get a new one and try to keep it alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032211
I have mold growing all over in my bathroom, does that count toward anything?

[Anonymous No.]

I also have a small cactus. One thing I don't understand though: it seems like an even smaller cactus is growing from it. I did not know that my small cactus would make even smaller cacti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032211
wrap your dick around it

[Anonymous No.]

I have a palm tree.

[Anonymous No.]

that's a cute cactus
I want a cute cactus to call my own.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cactus now, but I have bird.

I like the bird. He's always here with me in my chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032211
I have a four year old snake plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032258
wow how did you afford that!

[Anonymous No.]

I got some #420blaze growing next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032216
Me too also.

I liked it because I only had to remember to water it like once a month.

But one day I accidentally knocked it off my dresser and it split open into a big goopy mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032258
I hope you're willing to spend every waking second with that bird of else it's going to kill itself.

Seriously, greys are extremely intelligent and they need a lot of interaction or it's going to start picking until it fucking dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032319
You're lucky that went so well.
WHen I knocked mine over, I went to grab it and stepped on the fucker, making a gooey mess all over the room as I slipped on it and then went ass first into it's remains.

That was a terrible day for me. I don't keep cactus anymore. I do have a decent sized fern in a 25gal. pot in the corner of my room. I water it every few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032335

you have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032422
I know a woman who breeds the damn things and that's what she told me. She had one at her home once she was rehabilitating because it had picked off it's feathers and was starting to pick off its skin. Because it was lonely.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure I have some idea what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032436
>it's feathers

er, its feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032436

>I know a woman who breeds the damn things and that's what she told me.

if this is supposed to be your trustpiece then holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

big zam is my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032491

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032468
>parrot breeders are not an authority on parrots

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of cacti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVa8cWHYqg

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032524
That poor cactus, fucking normals

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032521
I also know someone with a gray and frankly their schedule is pretty full. They'll occasionally sit in the room with the parrot and talk to it but it's doing pretty fine. I think it's 14 or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11032521

the crossie shows its true nature