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Reminder that your dick touched your mom's pussy.

>> No.11029160

C-Section
I am a pure virg free from original sin

>> No.11029167

Any blood-related mother-son incest otaku here?

>> No.11029168

>>11029160

Nice

>> No.11029192

>>11029151
Reminder that Caesarean sections are pretty common.

>> No.11029209

Actually when babies are born their thighs usually cover up the dick entirely.

Didn't you watch the Miracle of Life in health class?

>> No.11029213

>>11029160
Your mouth still touched her boobs.

>> No.11029215

>>11029213
most people don't get breastfed

>> No.11029217

>>11029213
I wish, supposedly breast milk is better

I was 100% powdered formula though

>> No.11029221

>>11029217
I'm sorry your mother didn't love you.

>> No.11029223

>>11029209
probably OP is from elsewhere like the rural south or another country, where "sex ed" in health class doesn't go into much detail.

I mean I guess I could be wrong, but Catholics (foreign gangsters' religion) always seem to have more kids earlier than almost anybody else. Sounds like a lotta accidental pregnancy due to no education.

>> No.11029227

>>11029221
I don't care about her not loving me as long as I retain my pristine purity

>> No.11029228

>>11029223
Catholics don't believe in contraception.

>> No.11029230

But I don't have a dick.
>im grill btw

>> No.11029237

>>11029167
Right here.

>> No.11029242

>>11029167
my mommy is pretty sexy

>> No.11029248

>>11029223
Catholics don't use contraception and Christianity encourages having children.

>> No.11029256

>>11029228
Right well it exists, regardless of whether you believe it exists or not. Like the heliocentric ordering of the planets.

Sorry, try again.

>> No.11029262

>>11029256
Did I imply I was Catholic?
I will probably never get to touch a woman's warm wet hole with my dick so it's not even relevent what I believe.

>> No.11029272

>>11029256
Rather than a rejection of contraceptives existence, it's forbidden to use them. Even more homely techniques like coitus interruptus.

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BIRTH CANAL

>>11029262
oh shove off with your truNEET spam, that's never gonna be what this board is for no matter how long you spam about it on here.
Get a life.

>> No.11029286

>>11029281
So just because I'm awkaward with women I'm a NEET?

How do you know that I'm not a full functioning member of society with many male friends, whi is just nervous around females?

>> No.11029288

>>11029281
Get rekt and get out of /jp/.

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>>11029272
it's from the devil, so have more gangsta kids for your dark master the pope! yes!

>> No.11029291

>>11029281
Since when does being bad with women automatically equate to being a NEET you crossie?

>> No.11029292

>>11029230
Lesbian.

>> No.11029293

>>11029281
>>11029286
>>11029291
I don't understand. I'm a NEET and I'm incredibly good with women. I've had over a dozen online girlfriends.

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>>11029291
>>11029293
>>11029288
>>11029286
>oh I'mma blog about bein' a LOOSER on this bored on 4chan
Gee

>> No.11029297

I actually had sex with my mom once when I was 15.

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>>11029295

>> No.11029303

>>11029297
Why?

>> No.11029305

>>11029297
'sup, redneck mutant

you keep her in a secret crawlspace under the floor, too?

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>>11029301

>> No.11029309

>>11029297

After my mother died, I used to wear her clothes and cry, I never fucked her though.

>> No.11029311

>>11029297
Who started it, you or your mom? Did your mom like it? Did you like it?

>>11029305
All people who engage in incest are rednecks XD
Fucking normies think they're so damn funny for repeating the same baseless joke over and over again.

>> No.11029316

>>11029311
You ever thought that you just don't matter?

>> No.11029323
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11029323

I was just joking about fucking my mother.

I was bored, I'm sorry.

>> No.11029326

>>11029323
Disappointing. Better than telling a fake story though.

>> No.11029329

I, too, am C-Section born. My wizard powers will be godly given my purity.

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>>11029323
were you bored, like image bored?

>> No.11029334

>>11029295
Can't believe there are losers on /jp/ of all places. This is ridiculous.

>> No.11029333

>>11029331
No, just normally bored.

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>>11029333
eh

>> No.11029341

Why is purity in females revered while purity in males scoffed at?

>> No.11029344

>>11029341

Purity in females isn't considered sacred anymore.

>> No.11029349

>>11029341
Society is male-dominated (though that is changing). I think virgins are appealing to both men and women, but because males dominated society their view is more prominent. And what do men in general want? To have sex with a lot of women, virgins especially. And because it's changing to be more gender-neutral, the female view is becoming more prominent, so like >>11029344 said female virginity isn't as important as it used to be.

I'm not really sure how true this is, I'm just throwing out something that could possibly make sense.

>> No.11029351

>>11029344
I don't want to ever be with a 3D woman, but if I did, she would have to be a virgin. No exceptions.

>> No.11029364

>>11029341
Men don't have an equivalent to the hymen :)

>> No.11029365

>>11029351
This.
Why do you think there are so many of us alone, its not that we cant find a woman, its that we just have retardly high standers.

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>>11029215
maybe in murrika

>> No.11029386

>>11029368
What in the fuck

>> No.11029391

>>11029351
Have you thought of getting a loli girlfriend?

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>>11029368

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>>11029386
It's trolling, same as the OP and a bunch of this thread's replies.

Maybe even more obviously so.

>> No.11029439

Male and female babies have the same strength though.

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