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And just where exactly do you think you're going?

>> No.11025386

me on the left

>> No.11025389
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>>11025383
Please I have to pee!

>> No.11025391

>>11025389
Pee on my chest.

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*10 minutes later*

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>>11025389
I hope you can pee with a broken pelvis.

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"Get a load of this nerd"

>> No.11025408

When girls bully boys, it's usually very sexual in nature.

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>>11025391
Real pirates don't let people pee on their chests.

>> No.11025414

>>11025408

I wish I was bullied by a cute teenage girl.

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You messed with the wrong otacool. *bang*

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>>11025406
Are they virgins?

>> No.11025420

>>11025383
>>11025406
do any of you onee sans want to have sex with me

>> No.11025421

>>11025417

I don't usually laugh at memes, but why is that lawn mower so funny?

>> No.11025422

>>11025418
Yeah they're virgin
Virgin on ripping their clothes with that cleavage.
I'd want the middle one.

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>>11025420
I don't have all day, shithead. Get over here.

>> No.11025429

>>11025422
the leopard print thong is doing things to my penis

>> No.11025436

C-can I hold your hand?

>> No.11025437

>>11025428
Her permanent frown is both frightening and arousing.

>> No.11025441

>>11025428
my penis is now erect

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>>11025383
P-please n-no!
I'm allergic to frightening s-situations.
I react violently!

>> No.11025452

>>11025383
To bury the rotting corpses of your family.

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>>11025446
you mean violently crying

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>>11025454
I will unleash a storm of tears on you!
You will never know such a tempest!

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>> No.11025458

They don't call me Limbo Larry for nothing

>> No.11025461

>>11025460
No, it'll be a 3

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>>11025458
Fuck you.

Fucking Dr. Pepper all over me now.

>> No.11025471

>>11025464
>laughing at such a shit attempt at a joke
Well I guess you are autists.

>> No.11025469

>>11025457

Are you a girl?

>> No.11025496

>>11025471
No, just sleep-deprived.

>> No.11025530

>>11025471
I didn't get it at all..

>> No.11025530,1 [INTERNAL] 

Those bitches remind me of yesterday when I saw Akiyuki Shinbo at a conbini in Tokyo. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “nani? nani? nani?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen onigiris in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Suimasen, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.11025530,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530
Limbo under her leg.

Idiot.......

>> No.11025530,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,2
keep bullying me
see what happens

>> No.11025530,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,3
You won't be acting so tough when I'm flipping you the fuck off.

I swear I'll fucking do it if you push me.

>> No.11025530,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,4
stfu

>> No.11025530,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,5
................................

>> No.11025530,7 [INTERNAL] 

GUYS T GOT OWNED BY MADOX IN 2002 CHECK THIS OUT

Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 00:25:09 EDT
From: Bcqth3@aol.com
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: (no subject)

>Well, that was a breath of fresh air, huh?
> I'm 39 years old, bald and scrawny with paunch; I've been unemployed for
a year, never owned a car, haven't had sex in approximately 8 years, and one
could argue that I have no friends. In short, I am by almost anyone's
standards, a loser.
> STILL, I have better things to do with my time than to immerse myself in
the endless yammering of a lot of angry young men on non-issues like cars and
music. I mean really, who gives a fuck?
> I think the difference between me and the angry young men, including Mr.
Maddox, is that I know how pitiful my position is, and I'm trying to improve
it, instead of wasting my time on ineffectual attacks against anything that I
perceive to be different. And I can spell.
> T

>T

CHECK IT YOURSELF RIGHT HERE http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi

>> No.11025530,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,7
>MADOX

I watched that cartoon today. I even made a thread about it, but nobody replied.

>> No.11025530,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,7
T's half that guy's age you retard.

>> No.11025530,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,9
There's a difference between being and wishing.

>> No.11025530,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,10
Except he's literally 24 and you're literally retarded.

>> No.11025530,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11025530,7
holy FUCK Trevshit just got owned lmfao

>> No.11025530,13 [INTERNAL] 

Somebody tell Trevor to stop getting owned before it's too late ;___;

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