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Guys what if

>Marisa feels guilty about stealing stuff all time
>She sneaks into people's houses to return stuff
>She gets caught one night with a huge sack and leaving stuff in people's house
>She becomes known as a spirit of giving
>People celebrate her generosity and she is immortalized in a holiday called Kirisamemas

>> No.11024770

Who are you quoting?

>> No.11024778

>>11024770
Myself!

>> No.11024782

You made this whole thread for that shitty pun that everyone else has already thought of, huh?

>> No.11024780

Thanks for the good laugh OP

>> No.11024795

Guys what if

>Yuka feels guilty about killing people all time
>She sneaks into people's houses and puts hourai elixir in their food
>She gets caught one night with a jar full of hourai elixir
>She becomes known as a spirit of mother nature, giver of life.
>People celebrate her generosity and everyone is immortalized in a infinite loop of existence holiday called day of the Groundhog

>> No.11024797

>>11024766
Oh god my sides
Oh fuck I cant breathe

>> No.11024800

>>11024766
Posting because I love you GG!

>> No.11024827

>>11024782
*grabs your collar, pulls you forward, headbutts you*

It makes sense because Marisa is known to be a thief, and giving is the opposite of stealing!

>> No.11024836

Guys what if

>OP feels guilty about making shit threads all time
>She sneaks into /jp/ to delete his threads
>She gets caught one night with many threads disappear on /jp/
>She becomes known as a spirit of disposing
>People celebrate her benevolent and she is immortalized in a holiday called NSJ day

>> No.11025071

I want to fuck Sakuya.

>> No.11026507

I want to fuck Meiring.

>> No.11026546 [DELETED] 
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11026546

>sage
sage
caprcha: sage

>> No.11026549
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11026549

>sage
sage
captcha: sage

>> No.11026666

>>11026549
noob @ /jp/ ;P

>> No.11031727

hi

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