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What are your skills?

>> No.11024492

suicidal ideation, shitposting, escapism

>> No.11024488

shitpooping

>> No.11024491

>>11024488
Most people can poop shit.

>> No.11024493

>>11024477
Oral sex.

>> No.11024501

Writing erotic literature and cooking food.

>> No.11024507
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>>11024493
w-will you teach me?

>> No.11024509
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>> No.11024517

Nothing.

>> No.11024513

Staying alive.

>> No.11024515

>>11024507
I'd be glad to show you.

>> No.11024524

I have a big dick.

>> No.11024522

I can type fast.

>> No.11024527

i'm good at saging
they call me the sageman

>> No.11024529
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I drive

>> No.11024530

>>11024501
C C-an you be my waifu?

>> No.11024532

>>11024524
Prove it.

>> No.11024535

>>11024529
PLEASE explain to me why you keep posting this guy

>> No.11024542

>>11024532
How?

>> No.11024549

>>11024542
Post it.

>> No.11024553

>>11024549
It's already been posted.

>> No.11024557

>>11024553
I want to see it. When did you post it?

>> No.11024561

>>11024535
Cake ass nigga is proud of his haircut leave him alone

>> No.11024567
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>>11024491
They can't do it like he can.
Other people have shat, but this guy is something else.
Some say he never stops shitting.

>> No.11024568

>>11024557
This is getting embarrassing.

>> No.11024574
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dancing

>> No.11024581

>>11024574
can you dance for us?

>> No.11024579

>>11024568
Please anon. I really, really, really want to see how big you are!

>> No.11024588

>>11024477
Does physical fitness count as a skill? Also blowing stuff up and clearing obstacles.

>> No.11024584

>>11024477
Does physical fitness count as a skill. Also blowing stuff up and clearing obstacles.

>> No.11024596

>>11024584
>>11024588
crap

>> No.11024595

>>11024593
That's cute too.

>> No.11024593
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>>11024581
im shy

>> No.11024597

I'm an expert in extermination and a devotee of sadism and necrophilia. Few can compete in cruelty with me.

>> No.11024603

>>11024579
There are only a few cocks routinely posted here. I'm the guy with the tan dick who asks if you'll suck it. I guess the photos don't really show the length, especially with nothing of scale in them. It's eight inches long and about five and a half around when erect.

>> No.11024616

>>11024614
Cool thanks.

>> No.11024614

>>11024603
Oh, I know that cock. I really want to suck it when you post it.

>> No.11024617

>>11024616
You're cold.

>> No.11024620

>>11024574
>>11024593
Get out of /jp/, june.

>> No.11024623

>>11024617
His cock would be so warm inside your mouth though, think of how good you could make him feel!

>> No.11024627

>>11024617
I'm sorry I don't know how else to respond.

>> No.11024630
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Asking for the source of images like this one.

>> No.11024632

I'm very skilled at

>> No.11024633

I masturbate a lot.

That's about all I guess.

>> No.11024634

I'm skilled at being a fatNEET

I once ate a 6lb burrito so my family's meal was free

>> No.11024636

I'm good at cooking, cleaning, and sewing.

>> No.11024637
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>>11024634
wow!

lucky!

>> No.11024643

>>11024634
That's payment for labour. Practically a job. When you did that act, you were just a fat, not a fatNEET.

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im good at videogame that is team fortess two

>> No.11024662

>>11024643
I thought his story was pretty NEET.

>> No.11024663

>>11024597

Dirlewanger pls

>> No.11024660

>>11024603
I wouldn't suck your cock but I read on warosu you posting how much effort goes to your pics so you have my respect for that

>> No.11024668

>>11024643
thats more of an exchange of free food in return for making an ass of yourself

>> No.11024688

>>11024660
Cool thanks.

>> No.11024700

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>> No.11024705

Drawing and having low selfstem.
Every time I visit the OC thread I get depressed because my stuff sucks in comparison.

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>>11024705
iktfb

>> No.11024707

>>11024705
I think your stuff is good, anon.

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>>11024597
is that you? where did you buy that shirt, i want one for myself too

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>>11024708
When I see people wearing a shirt that says that, I laugh and say, 'how ironic!"

>> No.11024718

I'm a great cuddler, I bet.

>> No.11024737

im good at eating and drawing weird fetish stuff for a friend

>> No.11024740
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>>11024708
Me in '44, after the Oberführer promotion

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