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Hi, /jp/.
I just ordered my first Dakimakura pillow.
I am 20 years old, 6'2 and 170lbs. I own a two-story home and live by myself.
I work at a banking firm, and make upwards of $30,000 a year, and that doesn't include my liquid accounts.
I am currently sleeping with two fuck buddies, one is a saucy half-mexican girl who comes over when her boyfriend is at work.
The other is a chubby emo girl.
And I still ordered a Dakimakura.
With a little work (or perhaps none at all) you guys can be like this too.
No one is truly ugly, save for those with facial deformities. Weight is a modifiable aspect of your body. Hell, I'd bet half of you aren't even bad looking.
Don't let society's view on your hobby shape who you are.

>> No.11023683

I thought bankers were rich. Why do you make such little money?

>> No.11023687

Your life sounds like shit. Fuck off normalfag.

>> No.11023696

>>11023683
I'm not exactly a "banker".
It's something to do with my experience.

>> No.11023700

Why would I want to be like you?

>> No.11023705

Are you a teller or a financial analyst?

I'm an OL accountant at a city library.

>> No.11023706
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11023706

You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in MY WAY
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you

>> No.11023707

>>11023700
>implying anyone would want to be like me
I'm saying just because you're into japanese culture doesn't mean you have to be a 400lb neckbeard.

>> No.11023716

>>11023679
>Don't let society's view on your hobby shape who you are.
Well, you shouldn't let society's view on our hobby shape your mental model about us.

>> No.11023720

>>11023716
of us*

>> No.11023721

>>11023705
I have it set up where all of my money is in the stock market. It's all insured (though I do of course lose money sometimes) and I buy and sell stocks. The $30,000 comes from interest.

>> No.11023724

>I work at a banking firm, and make upwards of $30,000 a year, and that doesn't include my liquid accounts.
>I am 20 years old

Nepotism?

>> No.11023727

>>11023716
You know what? You're right.
I apologize.

>> No.11023731

>>11023724
My uncle Saul got me a job at Goldman Sachs.

>> No.11023734

30k an year is little money for american standards, isn't it?

>> No.11023735

>>11023724
Nope. Won a lawsuit for $800,000 when I was 18. Put all the money into a liquid account and use it to buy/sell stocks.

>> No.11023736

>>11023734
Not really. Depends on where you live.

>> No.11023738

>>11023734
You can easily live off of even $2,000 a month if you live by yourself.

>> No.11023743

>>11023707
>>11023707
We have a term for that around these parts, its called otaCOOL. Please look it up and remember to follow Danny Choo on twitter.

>> No.11023744

>>11023738
>2000/month

That's more than minimum wage, of course you can.

>> No.11023741

Buying a daki has nothing to do with being "otaku". Do you somehow think that buying a daki releases your inner NEET, or makes your normalfag crossboarding existence anymore acceptable to us?

>> No.11023747

>>11023736
>>11023738
>>11023744
Is it enough to live in a nice neighborhood?

>> No.11023760

>>11023747
We don't live in wartorn africa, worrying about nice neighborhoods shouldn't be a thing.

Oh wait, I forgot abe set the apes free and now they're turning america into africa 2.

>> No.11023772

>>11023738
How much does autism bucks pay?

>> No.11023776

>>11023721
Ah. Stocks are scary to me, but the market seems to be fixing itself lately. Some of my associates lost a lot from their 401(k)s when the recession hit in 2008.

I will probably figure them out when I'm done paying off my student loans in ten years.

>> No.11023778

>>11023760
I DISAGREE
The niggers that live next door to me saved my cats life. And they fucking hate cats

>> No.11023782

>>11023772
About $400 a month

>> No.11023787

>>11023782
Jesus Christ, it's a wonder you faggots haven't starved to death.

>> No.11023793

>>11023782
How can you live off of that then?

>> No.11023804

>>11023679
>Hell, I'd bet half of you aren't even bad looking.

I'll take that bet, and win.

>> No.11023797

>>11023787
parents now go back to /v/ your shitty ps4 conference is about to start, right?

>> No.11023798

>>11023793
It's pretty simple when you don't have to pay any bills or rent.

>> No.11023803

>>11023797
Thanks for the reminder. I need to save up some bux for the PS4.

>> No.11023805

>>11023793
>not OP

>> No.11023807

>>11023798
How would someone who has a disability that makes it so he can't work and has no family to rely on survive?

>> No.11023809

>>11023793
>>11023787
You're forgetting that many things are free for autism victims. Food, rent, medicare to name a few. That $400 is free money.

>> No.11023811

>>11023803
I heard it'll need to online all the times for you to be able to play games, is it true?

>> No.11023815

>>11023811
No, that's the Xbox

>> No.11023821
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>>11023815
You mean xbone, right nerd?

>> No.11023823

>>11023809
OP here. Interesting story, I once took a test to see if I had autism. Sadly, I do not. Though sometimes I do wonder.

>> No.11023843

>>11023809
Do you mean because they live with their parents? Or do they get that stuff from the government? Or are they in some sort of institution?

>> No.11023848

>>11023707
>doesn't mean you have to be a 400lb neckbeard.
Most people here aren't fat neckbeards, some are, but that's just a stereotype used as a joke.

>> No.11023854

>>11023843

I mean that they live alone in an autismal neighborhood (free housing) along with other undesirables of society.

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