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Foraging for wild roots and nuts one day, you accidentally become lost in the woods away from the village. As darkness falls, and you still have yet to find your way back to the village, fear sticks its icy claw into your gut. These woods are not safe at all after dark. Carefully, cautiously, you wind your way around overly rambunctious fairies playing danmaku with one another, and give wide birth to a dancing swirl of fireflies with some likely highly dangerous girl playing in the midst of them. Desperation sets in, as even the light of the moon seems less and less sufficient to find your way. Have you gone so far into the woods that the trees have blocked almost all light?

A sudden wave of relief hits you as you hear a beautiful voice echo through the woods. You can somehow manage to discern where it comes from, and decide for reasons that aren't clear to you to follow the voice. Though the voice is wondrous, the lyrics of the song are... well, odd. At the very least, you are comforted by the fact that the voice is extolling the wonders of eating eel, rather than human flesh, and press on in hopes of finding someone who might help guide you home.

You stumble through the brambles, and can finally dimly make out what appears to be a small food stand. Even the lantern lights of this apparently grilled eel stand seems impossibly dim. A young woman with odd clothes and strange wings flips skewers of eel over the grill.

"Oh, traveler, traveler, bloodied red, red~. He looks like he's scared out of his heady head~. It's dark, too dark, indeed, for human eyes, eyes~. But I'm selling a cure. It's true, no lies lies~. All you need is to eat some tasty eel, eel~ It’s the wondrous night blindness curing meal, meal~!

Sight returns with great speed, speed~. Trust it, it's guaranteed, teed~!"

>> No.11023390

>you

R*ported for role-playing.

Fucking AoC. His CYOA threads were the worst thing to happen to 4chan.

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“I remember reading something about this,” you mumble, “aren’t you the one that’s causing this night-blindness in the first place?”

“Hee hee. Yes, and you’re absolutely right, right~, But eat, or you’ll stay blind all night, night~.” Keeping your thoughts about the absurdity of the lyrics, much less the attempt to carry on a conversation, in the song, you resign yourself to eating the food of this suspicious youkai.

Your vision suspiciously, immediately improves.

In spite of yourself, you enjoy the meal. Eel is an odd food, but she’s quite the cook, and if you don’t listen to the words, her singing’s rather relaxing and graceful. You stay a while, and get into a conversation. You get along so well that she offers food on the house.

You, however, refuse, saying that such an offer is much too generous. Such ingredients are hard to come by, and you would be horribly embarrassed to be in such a debt to a girl working as hard as she is. (Avoid Bad End #1!)



Reaching into your pockets, you realize that you were traveling a little light, as what you had planned to be a quick gathering expedition has turned into almost an overnight stay. Feeling more than a little sheepish, you ask if you could, perhaps, exchange some of the wild vegetables or nuts you had gathered to help pay for a portion of the food. Although she is somewhat tempted by the nuts, you come up with an alternate plan.

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Starting from that day, you help to sell grilled eel inside of the village. It’s something of a commute between the two places, but sales of eel are surprisingly good, especially since the rather landlocked humans are too afraid of youkai to go out for more than shoreline seafood. She quickly starts to raise significantly more money for feeding her ‘extended family’ with grain using a direct approach instead of trying to trick wayward wanderers.

Eventually, your partnership is strengthened in a far more personal way, as the two of you progress from friends to lovers. You come to love her silly way of singing through conversations, and her perpetually cheerful, tricksterish ways. You start to grow into the habits of a youkai, sleeping most of the day away. Every evening you spend with her, you feel like a child again.

Later in the night, however, the two of you are entirely adult. In the mornings, you take her up in your arms, her frame almost terrifyingly light. In your bed, she sings, too. It’s incredible, the sensation of her wordless voice, and the sensation of her body meld in a harmony that melt through everything else in your mind.

It’s something that takes getting used to, but Mystia swells up quickly, and comes to lay your eggs in a nest-like futon at her home in the forest. You have to take more and more time away from the human village to stay with your unborn children, and keep the eggs warm, and working on adding more eggs to the nest.

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The End: Then it all changed. A pair of ghostly girls came crashing through the forest, laying waste to everything that moved. They brutally murdered fairy after fairy, even ones who put up no fight whatsoever. You tried to stop her, but Mystia leapt out to stop them from harming the woodland home of her fellow birds. She tried to use her night blindness ability and her ability to call upon other youkai upon the leader ghost, but to your horror, you see the green-silver streak of the younger-looking girl invader dart behind your lover, and cruelly skewer her from behind. Blood and yolk from her most recent unlaid eggs mix in streams pouring off of her quickly drenched dress, as her wonderful voice cracked and fell into a bloody gurgle.

“Youmu~. That looks so tasty, why don’t we stop for a bit to have something to eat.”

As you wildly stumbled forward, coming close to the green-and-silver girl far too late, the girl twists ever-so-slightly. Her forearm darted out in a blur, backhanding you through the wall of Mystia’s home without her ever even turning to face you. You crumpled into a ball, broken in body and soul.

“Yuyuko-sama, we really need to manage our time better. We can’t stop for eating every ten minutes if we are to ever complete our task.”

“But You~mu~, there’s even an empty yakitori stand below us. The oven still has some coals smoldering. Just fire it back up.”

The girl called Youmu sighs, and says, “Yes, Yuyuko-sama.” To your indescribable horror, she lifted your still-struggling lover up, and threw her down upon the grill, cooking her alive after rekindling the flames.

The ghost called Yuyuko giggled with glee as she tears the arm off of Mystia. Once the songbird youkai’s gurgling scream of terror died down, the ghost said, “It’s lovely to cook yakitori like this. It sears all the juices right in!”

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“Ah! I just remembered.” The ghost then said. “That girl had eggs! Let’s have omelettes, Youmu, omelettes!”

Youmu disinterestedly floated over the hollowed out husk of your dispirited body, to take away your unborn children, and crack them over a skillet. “Ick. They were fertilized.” The light in the eyes of Mystia then went out, drowned in her tears of horror and sorrow.

“You can’t be so picky, Youmu. I just think of it as extra protein.”



“I can’t make myself believe you think of what you eat at all, my lady.”

“Well, that’s not true at all, Youmu! A girl must always think of what she eats! If she doesn’t, she’ll lose her girlish figure!”

“I don’t even want to start arguing with that, my lady.”

...



After enjoying their macabre meal, they finally left you to your puddle of ineffectual tears.

>> No.11023408

I'm glad you're not in charge of Touhou canon.

>> No.11023409

My favourite threads are when someone finds an old thread in the archive or the "Fiction found on imageboards" section of the Wiki, and reposts them.

Coming up next: a repost of a Dan Kim thread, and some old daily dose from 2009!

>> No.11023419

Go to bed, Tokike.

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Why hasn't this been deleted?

The Touhou fandom and Touhou Jeopardy threads were, but a brainless repost can stay?

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The stench of autism is overwhelming...

>> No.11023761

>>11023733
you must be new to the whole janitor thing

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>>11023403
>>11023406

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Are you implying they aren't morally perfect?

>> No.11023992

>>11023733
The janigger wouldn't delete his own thread.

>> No.11024020

>>11023390
>Fucking AoC. His CYOA threads were the worst thing to happen to 4chan.
You're not very familiar with 4chan, are you

>> No.11024020,1 [INTERNAL] 

I miss NBRY

>> No.11024020,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,1
...

>> No.11024020,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,1
Kill yourself.

>> No.11024020,4 [INTERNAL] 

>give wide birth to

The word is "berth" you illiterate nigger. As in, "I gave your whore mother a wide berth to avoid being sucked into her cavernous vagina as she was giving birth to her fourteenth unlettered mullato bastard child."

>> No.11024020,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,4
Trevor's mother is dead.

>> No.11024020,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,3
I have friends who would feel sad and maybe even miss me for a day or so if I died.

Do you?

>> No.11024020,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,6
They don't actually care about you

>> No.11024020,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,7
Stop projecting.

>> No.11024020,9 [INTERNAL] 

In the end there is only feel..

>> No.11024020,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,6
i don't get it, is making people miserable an accomplishment or something?

friendsters are literally psychopaths

>> No.11024020,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,6
I would feel bad if one of my loli friends died.

>> No.11024020,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,10
You have to be a psychopath to live like a normal so it makes sense.

>> No.11024020,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,6
Kill yourself.

>> No.11024020,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,13
:3c~~

>> No.11024020,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,14
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/catco
I made a steam group for that cute emoticon~! :3c

>> No.11024020,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,15
Please post this in a few day or else I will forget to join!

>> No.11024020,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,14
>>11024020,15
>>11024020,16
hang yourself

>> No.11024020,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,17
my dick isn't that long

>> No.11024020,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,15
I was in a game with a weeaboo and sent them this and told them to join. Do you think they will?

>> No.11024020,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,15
I'll join when I get back from school

>> No.11024020,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11024020,1
I miss me too.

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