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>> No.11022989

i'm a freelancer shitposter, a lone wolf

>> No.11022990

>>11022989
You're just another brick in the wall.

>> No.11022994
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>>11022989
So you can't even make friends with the biggest losers on the internet?

>> No.11023000

>>11022990
i'm a brick flying straight to your head mate

>> No.11023004

i'm a casual shitposter

>> No.11023014

>>11022994
>being friends with losers

>> No.11023021

I just want another excuse for rodney-dangerfield-cattits.jpg.

>> No.11023037

>>11022980
me t-too.... anon

>> No.11023045

I try to be a shitposter. But the way I post is worse. It's not funny, it annoys people, and even compared to other shitposts no one wants to see it.

>> No.11023047

>>11023045
You are so shit that you can't even shitpost. You are worse than shit.

>> No.11023048
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SP brigade signing in

>> No.11023051
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>>11023047
>>11023045

>> No.11023052

>>11023047
wow what a bullay...!

>> No.11023053

>>11023037
don't even act like you are not one of the biggest shitposters on /jp/ dude

>> No.11023054

Sometimes I wonder if I am the only one left who isn't part of the cock sucking circle

>> No.11023056

>>11023054
why don't you shut up and suck my cock, dude.

>> No.11023062
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>>11023047
I know. I can't even joke about it. I'm always upset that I'm such a horrible piece of shit part of every internet community ever that can't or doesn't contribute anything. Just takes and helps ruin.

>>11023054
Why wouldn't you suck a cock?

>> No.11023065

>>11023056
y-you... too.....

>> No.11023068

>>11023065
god damn it I wish you would just die.

>> No.11023073

>>11023068
I am sure you kiss your mother with this lips later

>> No.11023077

>>11023062
/v/ looks like a cool guy I'd have lunch with

>> No.11023083

I'm a non-conformist shitposter.

I'll be posting some inane shit, making memes, expecting mods to be /facepalming at my posts, etc. Then I'll throw a curveball straight out of nowhere and contribute 100% VIP quality to some discussion.

I also post in cock-sucking threads unironically, because let's face it, they can get pretty lewd and sexy and nobody would turn down a cute /jp/ fugbuddy.

I go to Warosu ironically, and have no idea who any of the shitposters are. Except for Tokike.

>> No.11023088

>>11023083
>/facepalming
>VIP quality
You're being ironic there, right?

>> No.11023110

>>11023088
Sieg Heil, dude.

To be totally honest with you, since I started posting in /jp/ I've lost track of what's ironic and what isn't. It seemingly changes day by day. I try not to worry about it. I let the spirit of Tanasinn guide me.

>> No.11023113

>>11023110
>>>/saovq/

>> No.11023114

>>11023110
Truly epic.

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>>11023073
cry harder.

>> No.11023124

>>11023083
>>11023110
You are not a non-conformist, you are just a maggot

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>>11023124
Well that's just like your opinion, dude.

>> No.11023133

>>11023129
this dude is a zen motherfucker right here

>> No.11023136

>>11023083
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBRvNxid7u0

>> No.11023151

>>11023110
>>11023083

fucking 10000/10 trolling right there mate. i hate you more than anyone else to ever shitpost on /jp/ because you just seem like the ultimate cunt

>> No.11023161

>>11023151
stfu

>> No.11023162

>>11023151
he is truly a master trickster, i cringed all the way through his posts, it takes some talent to do that

>> No.11023164

>>11023162
stfu

>> No.11023166

>>11023110
>>11023083
Please do not sully the name of VIPPER by using his language, pleb shitposter-kun.

>> No.11023168

>>11023083
You sound like you wear a fedora.

>> No.11023172

Why is there so much badposting? Is it summer already?

/jp/, I'm scared.

>> No.11023176

>>11023166
Yes, VIPPER knows how to take it easy.

>> No.11023178
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im just here for the offtopic threads and touhou generals

>> No.11023183

>>11023166
#VIPPER

>> No.11023184

>>11023172
it happens around this time of the year plus whenever there is a reitaisai/comiket/new touhou release

>> No.11023189

>>11023183
stahp it

>> No.11023190
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I've heard it said that there are two kinds of man on /jp/. The first survives by finding ways to make its desires compatible with the board. The second sees the faces of the janitors it has slain each night.

As for me, I will post Asuka.

>> No.11023193

>>11023110
/dqn/ pls go

>> No.11023195

>>11023190
I hate you, Asuka spammer.

>> No.11023198
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>>11023195

That won't stop the screaming.

>> No.11023200

>>11023166
>pleb shitposter-kun
I managed to make you mad?

I'm off to a better board, your standards are so low now.

>> No.11023201

>>11023190
I am the guy who filtered ">/jp/" im sure you think you are trolling the hell out of me too but tbh my girlfriend just gave me a wicked blowjob so idc rly

>> No.11023203

What's everyone's favorite Dota 2 hero?

I'm a sucker for huskar-kun... he's so strong now...

>> No.11023206

>>11023198
Can you at least keep your worst girl spamming to a single thread, instead of making new shitty Asuka threads every few hours?

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>>11023190
Each night at sleep, I'm haunted by the souls of the janitors that were defeated. It's an awful experience, but I have no regrets, because I believe I made the right thing.

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>>11023198
Ignore him, broheim. I like your Asuka posting. Please post more Rei, though.

>> No.11023210

>>11023200
Wow. What? I can't even into autism this autistic.

>> No.11023212

After the men of First Company departed for the woods, Second Company was left to complete the roundup and load Jews onto the trucks. When the first salvo was heard from the woods, a terrible cry swept the marketplace as the collected Jews realized their fate.42 Thereafter, however, a quiet composure­ indeed, in the words of German witnesses, an "unbelievable" and "astonishing" composure-settled over the Jews.43

If the victims were composed, the German officers grew increasingly agitated as it became clear that the pace of the executions was much too slow if they were to finish the job in one day. "Comments were repeatedly made, such as, 'It's not getting anywhere!' and 'It's not going fast enough!' "44 Trapp reached a decision and gave new orders. Third Company was called in from its outposts around the village to take over close guard of the marketplace. The men of Lieutenant Gnade's Second Company were informed that they too must now go to the woods to join the shooters. Sergeant Steinmetz of Third Platoon once again gave his men the opportunity to report if they did not feel up to it. No one took up his offer.45

>> No.11023211

>>11023190
I actually like the Asuka threads.
At least it's not another 3D thread.

>> No.11023224

>>11023203
Leoric
3 passives 1 active woooh!

>>11023212
Thanks

>> No.11023230

>>11023224

He has 2 actives, grandpa.

>> No.11023237

>>11023230
Sorry it has been some time since I played dota2 and my memory is bad

>> No.11023239

>>11023203
heh I bet you didn't even play dota 1

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