/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even hide it anymore. I am a lonely motherfucker; I really wish I had friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Being alone comes naturally to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020417
Are you feeling okay?

[Anonymous No.]

oh look, the 10th thread like this today

very original

[(´・ω・`) !DoLLFaGERs!!2JFIQGtvKGO No.]

what if /jp/ boat actually happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020396

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020417
Anyone can find shit. It takes someone with a keen eye to find the redeeming quality in that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind being alone with Azusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020420
/jp/ boat? My family gets really super cheap Carnival cruise tickets every year. Maybe this could be arranged.

I'm sure there would be lots of fun getting drunk and wearing girly clothes and cocksucking, and even if we died in a sinking or a fire like on the news we'd all go to Gensokyo together <3

So romantic... I want to boat with /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020430
That would be impressive.
I'd like to be there with you guys to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020425
nothing redeeming about copying a thread that gets made dozens of times a day

get some originality, loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020432

Why are you crazy about sucking penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020432
Do you go on the cruises? Do you enjoy them? I went once went on one and thought it was horrible. The only interesting thing were all the employees being from different parts of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020396
You get over it. The worst part is that when you try to get friends, you're too weird to relate to them because you've been to places they'll never know.

>>11020417
It's my first thread on /jp/ in a while, also I don't browse it all day because I can only take such high concentrations of shit in small doses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020440
I dunno about crazy but it sounds fun... I know I'm not alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020437
Nobody likes a stickler

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020438
Everyone else has found something to talk about.
Disable your sperg filter and come play with us, Anon-kun!

[(´・ω・`) !DoLLFaGERs!!2JFIQGtvKGO No.]

>>11020438

i'm trying to think of a cool and original thread to post in an hour please wait warmly anon!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020451

I see. I don't think I ever want to do sexual stuff with other people. It seems pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Some people are just meant to be alone, even if they hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020446
Sorry, that's just my sense of humor acting up again.
I need to see a doctor about that.

[Anonymous No.]

I openly admit to having no social life or friends.

>What am I doing this weekend? I don't have a social life, what do you think?
>Friends? What are those? Do they taste good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020478
>Do they taste good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020443
I do sometimes but it's been many years. I enjoyed it a lot but I was also a kid then and went with friends. That's why I want to go with my /jp/ friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw people never went to the jp meet ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020493
I would but I'm afraid someone will rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020493
>tfw no /jp/ meetup in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[六月 No.]

>>11020493
>/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020493
>/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020508

I wish I could be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020493
I've met up with a few /jp/sies before. usually while wearing a skirt

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020493
sorry forgot my trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020513
>>11020517
Is this the new le epic meme we've been waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020493
I'd met up with you anon
It would be distant and awkward

[六月 No.]

>>11020530
That meme is the only thing that isn't new in your whole post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020527
No need to apologize.
On the contrary.

>KING OF /jp/
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020538
Excuse me. You want to meet this guy?
>>11020527

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020543
>jp meetup

[六月 No.]

>>11020545
when I was in elementary school the other kids used to call me "King of the losers!" over and over

I have way more of a claim to the throne than that loser

[Anonymous No.]

But everyone on /jp/ are my friends.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020562
you must be new here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020562
When I was in Elementary School nobody called me anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020591
What a homolord.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stand this king of /jp/ I would rather suck Tokiko's dick than have him around. He is so unbearable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020604
Grow a thicker skin, you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020611
>tfw my skin has only been getting thinner during my twenties

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020611
No. I've never filtered, hid anything in all these years. But he. He is the devil. I don't know what makes it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a schizoid. Sorry to burst your retarded normalfaggot bubble, you gigantic neurotypical.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020604
get rekt kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSdLtNZbaA

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020636
You'll never understand my pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020444
I was over it for more than a year. I've relapsed hard core a few months ago, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>king of idolshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020650
jealous that another tripfag is getting mroe attention than u huh

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020650
no
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNNfyq3d_w

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020650
No need to be jelly, Trevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020690
Wow how deep does this go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020679
>>11020681
samefag

>>11020684
bandwagoner crossboarder influenced by >>11020679

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020604
He's a lot better than he used to be. He used to come off as a supreme normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no /jp/sies will ever thighfuck you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020699
Please don't remind me...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020698
>used to

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What does it take to be a memorable /jp/ tripfag? I'm new to /jp/ and would like to here the best methods from the best of your niceposters to establish a foothold in this community.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[六月 No.]

>>11020723
spam with a gimmick for years

[Anonymous No.]

>being a tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

elly are you still here pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020694
That's exact opposite of how I feel. I am interested in others but I like being alone.
What to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020787
We could send summaries of each other to one another and then discuss them.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020723
dedication

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020723
Be annoying and persistant. After some time people will start pretending to like you ironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020787
Exchange letters like an 18th century faglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020690
>sage cooldown is 60s
>non-sage post on the same minute

dam u mad&jelly

[Anonymous No.]

tfw you will never get a public permaban

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020805
We could if you're willing to tolerate my subpar English skill. I am away from PC right now though.

>>11020838
I've tried once and it was actually fun I would even say insightful.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a dating profile to make new friends.

I just put that I am not interested in relationships and then answered a bunch of stupid questions about my personality.

I hope someone messages me some time!

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>11020924

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020969

If you're male and not gay you need to message other people, only women get messaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020974
I don't know how to initiate conversations.
I mean I tried asking other people what kind of anime they liked or if they played any games and stuff like that and they either never responded or told me that those things were stupid.

I wish there was an easier way to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020560

>microsoft outlook

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

>>11020924
tfw

[ice fairy !!s+hWv4psydN No.]

>>11020971

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020988
There needs to be a dating site specifically for /jp/egs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11020988
You can always get a /jp/ girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021009
It would be an FBI honeypot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021011
I already have a 2D girlfriend. I just want to make friends.

[六月 No.]

>>11021012
If it's illegal to be a /jp/sie, I guess that makes me a criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021013
Cartoons are not your girlfriends, weirdo.

[ice fairy !!s+hWv4psydN No.]

>>11020420
>>11020755
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw im the lonely as fuck
>isolated from everything
but im not feeling lonely so i guess im okay
i'm 22 now and its been like this for 5 years

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking for a /jp/ Girlfriend. please submit your applications to my email address or contact me on Skype, my name on there is sperglordomega. Thank you.

P.S - yes I am cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021041
>giving out your skype name
have fun
you can pull ips from skype

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be the only one here who enjoys being alone, right? It's too draining to be around people and I can't think or act properly. When I'm alone there's only me, so I can act how I please and fire on all cylinders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021041
Are you a grl?

[Anonymous No.]

If you actually enjoyed being alone you wouldn't fucking be here, you hypocritical shitstains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021047
I totally agree with this.

Now that I'm a NEET my family assumes I am depressed and constantly tries to convince me that if I maintain this lifestyle I'm going to become depressed.

Why can't other people just understand that being alone feels so much better than constantly being around people.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not taking salvia and LSD
>Not imagining up your own friends in a drugged-up haze

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021043
Oh I don't care about that but I also provided my email in case someone doesn't have Skype.

>>11021048
No I'm a cute boy looking for a /jp/ Girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021060
Yuck. Boys are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021061
How do you afford that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021047
see >>11021035
youre not alone also ive read about that there's two types of people
one that likes to be around others being social all the time
and one that as you said feels its draining and are valuing only a few friends etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021052

Posting on an imageboard is far different. As far as anyone can care, you're AIs. You can push the red X or pull the plug and your "relationship" is over. And you can always come back.

It isn't that simple offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021065

Being thrifty and carefully managing my autismbux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021063
I'm not gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021065
For what it's worth, you're probably more likely to hallucinate an entite person on DPH, except you won't know they're not actually there. There are tons of stories about people taking it and talking to friends, or seeing someone in their house/room and talking to them, only to later realize there was never another person.

You probably won't hallucinate a cute little girl to talk to, but it will be someone. Just don't go outside because you won't know what's real and what's not. Don't answer the door or the phone either, because there's not actually anybody there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021072
I wish I was autistic.

I remember one of my friends from high school said he was able to get autismbux on account of his autism but he chose to go to school instead and ended up dropping out and I think he is still living with his parents.
Such a waste.... I wish I could be eligible for free money

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021077
That sounds scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021055
My aunt has invited me countless times to her house on the weekend so I can meet my cousin's friends and drink. I turn them down every time because something like that seems horrible. Maybe she thinks I'm depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021080
If you're at least reasonably stable, you'll probably be fine. If you have a fear that it'll turn out badly, it will turn out badly. The one thing that seems to always be consistant for DPH regardless of mental state is the presence of hallucinated bugs, usually spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021067
If you enjoy socialization, claiming you enjoy being alone means you're full of shit. What people seem to dislike is certain kinds of people, or they're terrified of commitment. But don't fucking pretend to be asocial when you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021077
actually hallucinating an person visually will probably not happen.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021096
I am 100% certain you can hallucinate entire persons with DPH.

[(´・ω・`) !DoLLFaGERs!!2JFIQGtvKGO No.]

>>11020755

hi

[六月 No.]

why the FUCK was this deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021176,1
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>invited to a "baby shower" yesterday
>no idea what that is, the baby isn't even born yet so how does it get a shower

apparently you just give the mom diapers and shit. i didn't go.

i wish i didn't have friends

[六月 No.]

>>11021176,3
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11021176,5
He praised me!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11021176,6
stfu