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Would you be interested in a bottomless paradise where you'll never be lonely?

>> No.11017731

You are trying to trick me aren't you?

>> No.11017735

but I like having bottoms

>> No.11017736

wouldn't i eventually reach terminal velocity and die?

>> No.11017753
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tell me more bitch

>> No.11017765

I would much prefer a topless paradise.

>> No.11017777
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>> No.11017798

LEwd! Kams is too lewd!

>> No.11017808

cute Sanae dood

>> No.11017814

>you'll never be lonely
I must refuse because I have already fixed this permanently.

>> No.11017817

Sorry I don't do drugs.
Mom told me they are bad.

>> No.11017828

No Hina, afterimages don't count as company.

>> No.11017840

Why is Reisen even alive after getting her legs crushed?

>> No.11017843


kamS is some totally innocuous salaryman who lives in suburban Tokyo. He works in middle-management for some successful yet forgettable corporation. His co-workers would describe him as "pleasant", even though he doesn't really stand out from the crowd, and hardly ever speaks up during meetings. He is kind to his wife, but not affectionate. His children barely know who he is, but he always offers them a smile, a pat on the head, the occasional ice cream. His neighbors would never say a bad word about him. And late at night, a couple times a month, he tells his wife that he has to work late. But he doesn't stay at the office. Instead, he drives to a non-descript, run down shopping district late at night, parks his car, and walks to the unnumbered door between the appliance repair shop and the pet store. He takes out the key from his wallet, unlocks the door, walks up the three flight of steps to another door, and unlocks that. There, there is a desk, a chair, and a computer. He closes the door, sits, turns on the computer, and makes these works. He never tells anyone about them, and even he doesn't exactly know why he makes them. kamS is a mystery even to himself.

>> No.11017872

because plot
because Eirin
because moonbitches
because fucking illusions

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Just watched part 14

Did Reisen really have sex with some random human faggot? I am so upset right now.

>> No.11018019

It's not Reisen, just another moon rabbit.
Moonbitches used her to seduce the husband, so he would leave her wife. The wife in despair killed her child and that event lead to Koishi closing her eye, what's required in the plan.

>> No.11018041

nice imaged

>> No.11018055

>bottomless paradise
Like a no pants party?

>> No.11018068

Really? I hope you're right, because evil Reisen is my favorite character next to satan Koakuma.

>> No.11018067

I saw kamS at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.