/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who should I follow on twitter besides ZUN??

[Anonymous No.]

@neet_to

[Anonymous No.]

Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

jeremy clarkson

[Anonymous No.]

Follow me

[Anonymous No.]

@big_ben_clock

[Anonymous No.]

Stephen Fry

[Anonymous No.]

Kojima

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016493

[Anonymous No.]

>using twitter
git out social scum

[Anonymous No.]

Follow THIS
*whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016493
am i supposed to know who these people are

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016471
>wake up in hotel, pray to the queen facing towards Greenwich
>morning tea
>go out for a jog. There's absolutely no dense fog and I quickly find myself getting overheated
>duck into a caff
>order a "hamburger" and afternoon tea
>it's the least disgusting thing I've ever eaten
>wonder the bong
>glance around for a little ben
>it's exactly 10 bong
>no one's counting
>no one's doing anything
>just eating and casually chatting
>remember my bong preparedness training from grammar school, stand up on the table, yell "BONG, BONG, BONG..." ten times at the top of my lungs
>whole place is silent
>all eyes on me
>a slow clap ripples among the patrons
>it snowballs into full applause

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016521
>>11016515
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016525
>epic meme bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016525
I'm quoting the guy who wrote this up originally

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016527

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>>11016530
>myself

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>>11016516
I'm guessing it's some shitty indie dev only /v/ cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016516
kojima made metal gear solid, one of the most well-known video game franchises

on the left is just some american indie game dev

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016521
>>a slow clap ripples among the patrons
>>it snowballs into full applause

We don't clap in England, seppo. We put our heads down and keep a stiff upper lip, just like in glorious Nippon.

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>>11016545
>>>a slow clap ripples among the patrons
>>>it snowballs into full applause
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016549
Why are you linking to boards that don't exist?

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>>11016555
now I kinda want to see a board about clapping.

[Anonymous No.]

People use the word "indie" unironically now?

I missed when we called them "shareware", and everyone hated them. Now suddenly they're "indie games" and it's some grassroots charity movement? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>be Northern Irish
>everyone in Northern Ireland is obsessed with either the Queen or Sinn Fein
>and Daniel O'Donnell
>go to the Falls Road
>a string of explosions occur
>HERE LADS IT'S SIX FECKIN' BOMB
>suddenly there's a scream of rage that echos across the whole of Norn Iron
>gigantic rumble like thunder from the Shankill road
>thousands upon thousands of ginger maniacs, clad entirely in orange outfits, are charging directly at the Falls
>IT'S BONG YE WANKERS NOT BOMB
>FUCKIN' IRA, IT'S SIX BONG
>men pop out of all kinds of hiding places I never even noticed like a thousand trapdoor spiders
>they're all dressed in solid green, even have green skin
>start a huge fight
>goes on for several weeks
>suddenly a carriage drawn by six tamed Welshmen rolls up into the melee
>has HRH inscribed in the side
>The Queen and Ian Paisley step out
>a bus drives up
>Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness step out
>all the Orange and Green people stop fighting and lie face-down on the ground towards their respective leaders
>The Queen and Gerry Adams strip to the waist and have a boxing match
>every punch landed is accompanied by a roar of either "BOMB!" or "BONG!" depending on which side lands it
>Queen eventually knocks Adams out
>Paisley hands her a miniature Big Ben
>she holds it above her head and it starts to bong
>IT'S NINE FOOKIN BONG YOU LITTLE KNOB'EDS, NOW STOP THIS SHITE OR I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR CRANES
>dead silence
>mfw I escape on the next boat to Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016564
Shareware is trail software and shit. You can have indie freeware. Probably most of them are free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016561
This one isn't very good. It's just a string of non sequiturs and references. The original BONG copypasta wasn't witty or clever, but it was funny in a farcical way. This is just green words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016564
people hated shareware? I thought that's what got Doom rolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016564
yeah check me out on kickstarter

[Saten meta whiner No.]

>mfw the US intelligence chief whining about the leaked info of secret government data mining programs is named Clapper

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11016592,1
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

aaeru
y10nrdy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016570
Free as in free beer or free as in freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016437
Why are you asking? Can you not make that decision yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11016845
"Free" as in the first definition in the dictionary.

Richard Stallman can either suck my dick or get a job at Merriam-Webster.

[Anonymous No.]

@former_neet

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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD

[Anonymous No.]

Twitter is part of the normienet. Please avoid discussing it in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Your favorite doujin circles, pixiv artists, visual novel companies, idols, or whatever other people or organizations you are interested in.

Or you can just use it to follow attention-whoring /jp/ personalities and shitpost all day.

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>>11016920

;) good one