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11009432 No.11009432[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I need to get a haircut and I don't know what to ask the barber for tomorrow.

Which haircut should I get /jp/?

>> No.11009435

Ask for a gosling

>> No.11009440

Show them a picture of you're waifu and ask them for 'that'.

>> No.11009467

>>11009432
go store
scissors
find a glass piece and mirror as.
donate cancer wigs after.

>> No.11009470

young fidel castro

>> No.11009471
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11009471

print this pic, take it to your barber and say "this one"

>> No.11009478

>>11009471
that's a silly cut, anon.

>> No.11009486
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11009486

This one.

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>>11009478
You're ugly anyway so it's not gonna matter.

>> No.11009492

>>11009489
but being ugly is somewhat better than being ugly and having a silly cut.

>> No.11009494

These threads used to be pretty depressing but then I grew it all back

>> No.11009498

>>11009492
better silly cut then bald

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Can someone do a bald culture otaku with mugi

thanks

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11009532

>>11009432 >>11009435 >>11009440 >>11009467 etc.
park a lawnmower on your face and turn it on, then your head in a woodchipper

you die, die like a little bitch

hail cthulhu, hail cthulhu, you little bitch, seig heil! and more fish and bloodshed after that!

>> No.11009532,1 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ how often do you get a haircut?
who cuts your hair?
do you leave your house to cut your hair?
are you afraid of leaving the house?
are you afraid you'll look funny after you cut your hair?
are you afraid to cut your hair because you use your hair to cover up who you really are?
do you not cut your hair because you don't want people to notice you and you can hide behind your hair?

>> No.11009532,2 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.amazon.com/Wahl-79300-400-Color-Complete-Haircutting/dp/B000JNQSIQ/ref=zg_bs_3779071_2

Do yourself a favor and buy this.

All you have to do is just put it on one size clipper and go around your head with it. Anyone could do it. It looks perfectly fine and consistent, and doesn't end up retarded like if you try to cut your hair.

>> No.11009532,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,2
i feel insecure if im bald

>> No.11009532,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,2
What if I want long hair and just want to trim it?

>> No.11009532,5 [INTERNAL] 

I go to the hair cuttery on Friday night when nobody else is there and point to the hot guy on the wall and tell them to give me his haircut once every 8 months or so.

>> No.11009532,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,4
get a /jp/ gf

>> No.11009532,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,4
Is an inch long enough? It comes with an inch long piece, and you can change the blade so it cuts a bit longer too.

At that point it's just average hair. It grows back quick too don't it?

>> No.11009532,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,7
What if I want to look good?

>> No.11009532,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,8
What are you implying?

>> No.11009532,10 [INTERNAL] 

I've been trying to cut myself girl's short hair and I finally figured out how to make it look bad instead of completely retarded.

>> No.11009532,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,9
i want to get chicks at school

>> No.11009532,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,2
>>11009532,7
Fuck off with your buzzcut propaganda already.

Personally I wouldn't even want to be friends with a guy who has inch-long hair.

>> No.11009532,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,12
If you cut your hair longer it's just going to grow back faster and you'll have to cut it again.

>> No.11009532,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,12
What's wrong with buzzcuts?

>> No.11009532,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,14
not feminine

>> No.11009532,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,1
Nice projecting.

Nice strawman.

Nice cum hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy.

>> No.11009532,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,14
It makes you look like you just returned from prison or army.

>> No.11009532,18 [INTERNAL] 

Get this:
http://www.amazon.com/BaByliss-7545U-Clipper-Trimmer-Men/dp/B005IXBYU4/

It's pretty great. Can leave hair up to about three inches, for you hippies out there.

>> No.11009532,19 [INTERNAL] 

im going to a salon to cut a girly haircut tomorrow

>> No.11009532,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,19
Nobody gives a shit.

>> No.11009532,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,19
nice i hope you like it =]

>> No.11009532,22 [INTERNAL] 

I was gonna post girly haircut tips but then I noticed I'm in Warosu and I don't want to lose any of my str8 cred.

>> No.11009532,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,22
Only fags use "8" instead of writing it out. You already lost all your cred. don't let me see your face again or else I'll fuck you up queer.

>> No.11009532,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,23
1f j00 c4|\| r34|> |>15 j00 r1y |\|33|> 2 g37 l41|> ;)

>> No.11009532,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,22
i think other warosus are ust being silly
you can post your tips if you want to =]

>> No.11009532,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,22
Post them in official /ota/ faggot friends club thread (the joke is that there are several)

>> No.11009532,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,26
Nice reverse psychology advertising, faggot.

>> No.11009532,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,27
Nice buzzword misuse, retard.

>> No.11009532,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,24
I'm sorry, but I only understand respectable human languages like English instead of that subhuman text that you are using

>> No.11009532,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,29
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>> No.11009532,31 [INTERNAL] 

>2015
>not cutting your own hair
>not knowing I'm quoting OP

Fucking plebs. I hope OP killed himself by now.

>> No.11009532,32 [INTERNAL] 

If you don't get a haircut at least once a month you just might be unprofessional.

>> No.11009532,33 [INTERNAL] 

A bit belated OP but the best haircut option is the crew cut.

>> No.11009532,34 [INTERNAL] 

You guys hear something? It sounded like somebody just made a post or two. No? Must be my imagination.

>> No.11009532,35 [INTERNAL] 

pls no bully

>> No.11009532,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,31
>cutting your own hair

ROFL fukken pleeb

My dad cuts my hair.

>> No.11009532,37 [INTERNAL] 

hey what do you all think of pompadour?

>> No.11009532,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009532,34
Wait WTF dude? How come the thread skipped posts between >>11009532,31 and >>11009532,34
This is some /x/ shit...

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