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You know you're an otaku when....

>> No.11006262

Are you seriously stealing my threads? What the fuck.

If you steal the Touhou one without buying the font, I'm getting you banned. I don't care what it takes.

>> No.11006264

When all I fap to now is scat porn to the point where it is an addiction and I can fap to any other kind of porn.

>> No.11006265

suck dick for a living

>> No.11006268

When you see pain and sorrow in the eyes of your parents when you exchange glances

>> No.11006277

Whenever you go outside and its sunny you sneeze uncontrollably

>> No.11006293
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Is this what it means /jp/?

>> No.11006298

>>11006254
you risk the jail time and ass rapes to import loli material.

>> No.11006306

>>11006277
It's quite common, actually.
The eyes and nose are connected through neighbouring nerves and brain misinterprets them being irritated.

>> No.11006315

>>11006306
my dad always wondered about this and finally asked a weather man and he said that when sunlight hits your forehead it triggers it
or something like that... the more you know ;)

>> No.11006316

When you show everyone how knowledgeable you are about anime on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. Not to mention you should shove it to their faces and make sure no one wants to watch anime ever again.

>> No.11006319

... when you constantly squint your eyes to look more Asian.

>> No.11006320

>>11006316
>Not to mention you should shove it to their faces and make sure no one wants to watch anime ever again.
Helping keep anime underground since 2005.

>> No.11006327

>>11006319
B-but, aren't we all asian lolis?

>> No.11006330

when your mom is worried about you and asks why you aren't dating any girls and then tries to set you up with her friend's daughter

>> No.11006343

When you shitpost on /jp/.

>> No.11006349

>>11006277
When Im off the computer i yawn constantly.

>> No.11006351

You know Japanese(for the purpose of akiba-kei), masturbate to 2D girls only and play eroge.

>> No.11006357

>>11006351
forgot my sage

>> No.11006361

>>11006330
You were lucky, my mom tried to set me up with distant relatives when I was in high school.
I guess they think I'm normal now.

>> No.11006363

>>11006330

lmao, I had this happen

>> No.11006379

>>11006293
>Hare Hare Yukai
People think this is a thing still?

>> No.11006391

>>11006363
i don't really know what to say about it though, her friend's daughter is pretty cute.

>> No.11006393

>>11006330
I want this to happen. Too bad my mom doesn't have any friends ...

>> No.11006403

>>11006393
Want to go out with me instead? I'm pretty cute when I put on a skirt.

>> No.11006408 [DELETED] 

>>deleting my American animes thread
>>leaving this shit
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>> No.11006409

>>11006393
Do I need to make a man out of you?

>> No.11006411
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When you post this image

>> No.11006417

Posting in a shitty thread

>> No.11006421

>>11006411
Stop posting that image.

>> No.11006423

>>11006411
Keep posting that image.

>> No.11006425

>>11006298
I've never summed up the courage to do this.

Is there any way to get a hold of some of the artists, though? I love their art style, and would pay a premium to have some non lewd drawings of theirs.

The main two I'd want would be Lee and Rustle. I emailed both, but got no replies

;-;

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>>11006411

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>>11006254
... you love loli regardless of "da man" tryin' to keep you down

>> No.11006436

>>11006434
Stop.

>> No.11006447

When you put up with /jp/'s shit and keep posting for some unfathomable reason

>> No.11006449

>>11006277

I have lost the ability to learn anything organically or stick to a task fr more than 5 minutes.... Google is my brain now.

>> No.11006459

>>11006330

My Mom thinks I'm gay.... well, I am, but I only like futa. How do you tell your Mom you still like girls but also like big grotesque cocks on girls too?

>> No.11006464

>>11006449
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GTmN7Fhv6o

Like a rat in a maze the path before me lies.
And the pattern never alters until the rat dies.

>> No.11006476

You're a respectable member of the society with a successful career.

>> No.11006508

>>11006459
>"I'm bi."

>> No.11006513

>>11006449

I'm the same, when I get asked a question, the thought process for searching on Google flashes through my mind, but then I realise I'm dangling in the wind with no Google to think for me. Is this the beginning of the singularity?

>> No.11006542

Hi, I'm Dr. Dub Lelson from /s4s/

We at /s4s/ cherish the [a /jp] influence and we were not responsible for the 11M GET disaster although we share your pain.

Recently we noticed a link to /s4s/ was posted on Reddit, so some of those people might have come over and they might be trying to frame /s4s/ starting from that time.

We hope /s4s/ and /jp/ can continue to have a positive relationship in the future. Thank you for listening.

>> No.11006553

>>11006464
thats hella deep tbh

>> No.11006562

>>11006542
God bless you guys.

>> No.11006557

btw im a gril :X) <3:3 just a otaku chick into imageboards, gaming (minecraft, touhou, Diablo3, league of legends), anime, manga and cosplay :P just posting here on /jp/ x-X

>> No.11006558

>>11006330
When you'd rather tell your mom you're gay than that you like cartoon girls.

>> No.11006567

When you report all Game Centre CX videos on youtube with two separate accounts and IP's to help get them taken down.

Fuck the tumblr and greening outside of 4chan crowd. I don't care if they all just torrent it anyway, reading the shit they come out with peeves me to no end.

>> No.11006566

>>11006553
Paul Simon is a master poet.

>> No.11006570

.. you love real little girls because you were exposed to so much lolicon doujinshi/manga that you re-imprinted your sexual preferences and fell in love with your preteen cousin.

>> No.11006572

>>11006542
Who the fuck are you?

>> No.11006576

>>11006572
Dub Lelson. Can't you read?

>> No.11006577

>>11006576
No, got any problems with that?

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http://didyouknowtouhou.tumblr.com/<wbr>

>> No.11006585

>>11006542
Keep fighting the good fight, /s4s/.

God speed, Dr. Lelson.

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>>11006584
>guinness world records
>gamers edition

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>>11006584
I think this is probably the only one that might be worth posting sometimes on /jp/. Most of the others are pretty much just copied from the trivia sections on the Wikis.

>> No.11006636

>>11006584
I see this tumblr, and....... not so bad.
At least there aren't any secondary thingy in this page

>> No.11006676

>>11006567
everytime i see someone say "lel" or "uni" (short for university) i fucking lose my shit

>> No.11006679

>>11006584
Is Touhou a video game or a music genre?
I have a hard time imagining that the 1.2tb 2hu collection is all based on a single game franchise
's music soundtrack.

>> No.11006693

>>11006584
look at reisen's lewd face
what do you reckon she is thinking about

>> No.11006699

>>11006679

I thought Touhou was a Japanese meme until recently. I never knew it was a game.

>> No.11006721

>>11006614
>Non ZUN art considered canon
Hell, about Patchouli ZUN said that her dress stripes aren't stripes, but tasofro didn't want to listen and drew Patchouli with stripes. Even ZUN art isn't reliable, why would the art of another guy be reliable?
By this logic, thanks to Alphes every Touhou in 13.5 has short arms.

>> No.11006727

>>11006676
>uni
Why don't they just say school?

>> No.11006732

>>11006676
ｌｅｌです

>> No.11006752

>>11006727

Because its a University? Do Japanese walk around calling 大学校 「高校」? No, so why are we being oppressed?

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>>11006699
>>11006679

>> No.11006862

>>11006676
I don't like the word 'lel' being used here.

>> No.11006924

When you drink lots of alcohol and drunkpost on jp in between anki reps

>> No.11007356

As of 18:04, this thread has not been deleted.

Here are other threads in the same vein that were deleted:
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/aESMhgQzL1jSZU9UuCMt2g

>> No.11009060

>>11006676
Thanks. I often can't restrain myself from giving a "Can you just frick off?" to the "lel" crowd.

>> No.11010455

>>11007356
BUMP LOL

>> No.11010548

>>11007356
get a load of this normie >_>

>> No.11010553

>>11010548
that was meant to be an ``age''

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