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Alright /jp/, your mission for the morning.

Go up to your sister and try and fit the phrases/words 'event', 'sister-character' and 'blood related' into a conversation.

You have 1 hour.

>> No.1100351

But I haven't talked to my sister in a year.

>> No.1100362

Fuck that. My sister is un-moe and pig disgusting.

>> No.1100363

>Go up to your sister
>your sister

Fuck you.

>> No.1100359

Only 1 hour to dig my sister out of her shallow grave? Not enough.

>> No.1100370

I have a 20 year old brother who is gay and tries to bum cigarettes. I see him about twice a year.

He still hasn't come to see my house, the asshole.

>> No.1100376

my sister is:
1. 200 miles away
2. 18
3. my sister

all 3 of which make her completely sexually unappetizing

>> No.1100383

>My sister is un-moe and pig disgusting.
Consider yourself lucky. At least you don't have to live with the constant crushing knowledge that your sister, despite being everything you'd ever want in a girl, will never see you as anything more than a big brother.

>> No.1100400

Fuck you faggots just do the task or you'll be erased.

>> No.1100403

Hmm, What are the chances of my mom giving birth to her first daughter without being pregnant, right now? That's what I'll need for this thread.

>> No.1100405

>>1100383
until you tie her to a bed and rape her for a week, at the end of which, she'll love you forever

>> No.1100410

>>1100383
Your sister is moe and pig delicious?

I find that hard to believe.

>> No.1100417

>>1100405
BAD END AWAITS

>> No.1100433

>>1100383 doesn't actually have a sister.

>> No.1100445

>>1100405

How does it feel to rape your sister?

>> No.1100449

>>1100405
ITT: What we learned from H-Manga.

>> No.1100453

>>1100445

Feels good man.

>> No.1100465

>>1100410
My sister is moe, pig delicious, DFC, 19 years old and never had a boyfriend. She's really smart, open minded, generous, caring, and we get along wonderfully. Up until like a year ago, she was a fuckawesome sister.

Then /jp/ came along, and now I also see her as a potential girlfriend, only that'll never happen because life isn't a visual novel, and incest doesn't just happen casually.
We will never be together, and that's more painful than you "I wish I had a sister" fags can imagine.

On the other hand, I have access to her panties, since I still have the house key.
Can't forget about the panties.

>> No.1100466

>>1100370
Have you ever gone to see his house? I thought not.

>> No.1100485

>>1100465
>>19 years old

though, 5/10 for saying >>pig delicious

>> No.1100490

What is the game? I must know.

>> No.1100492
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1100492

>>1100465

>> No.1100494

>>1100466

He lives at home with my parents.

>>1100465

If she hasn't had a boyfriend it is because SHE IS HOLDING OUT FOR YOU DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.1100502

>>1100485
What?

>> No.1100504

>>1100492
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.1100510

>>1100465
incest does happen, more often than you think. she's a little to old probably to go for it, but depending on how close you are, you might be able to get away at least PROPOSING some fool-around sex. it's not like brothers/sisters don't ever mess with eachother just to see what it's like, that's not uncommon at all...

>> No.1100513

>>1100502
I fucked up my post lol. what I meant was. It doesn't count because she is 19 yrs old... which is obviously WAYYYY too old. but the "pig delicious" part was awesome.

>> No.1100523

Come on mother fuckers, what is the game's name in OP's screenshot.

>> No.1100524

>>1100492
if you never say anything, nothing will happen. if you need a way to loosen up, go drinking with your sister. as the night goes on, your courage will surely pick up enough

>> No.1100530

>>1100494
>>1100510
Goddamnit, stop tempting me. I don't want to ruin a good thing.

>> No.1100531

>>1100523
Boko no Blacko

>> No.1100532

>>1100523
YMK

>> No.1100556

>>1100492

Why would you do that?

>> No.1100560

>>1100530

No I'm serious. This how most cases of incest go from what I know. If she's really so desireable, do you think she hasn't at least been ASKED out on a date? And you know what she probably did? She gave them a bullshit excuse and said no, maybe she said she had someone she was already interested in.

That dude is you. Seriously.

Take the advice here >>1100524 , go get drunk, talk about relationships with her. No joke.

>> No.1100565

>>1100530
It's obviously not good enough.
Do it.

>> No.1100568

>>1100530
What's the worst that could happen? Oh...prison sentence...damn, forgot about that part.

>> No.1100571

>>1100465
What I find odd is that you were turned on to incest by 4chan (/a/ and /jp/ I presume). How does that even WORK? Did your natural aversion just kind of break down in the same way one's natural aversion to gore and so on breaks down by lurking here?

>> No.1100575

>>1100523
I'll indulge you since I like this topic.

Yume Miru Kusuri: A Drug that Makes You Dream

>> No.1100577

>>1100530
what's the worse she could do? tell your parents, friends, everyone? if she's as good as you say she is, everyone would want to fuck her and secondly, she'll be a smart enough to be discrete about this kind of stuff

>> No.1100594

OP here, so are you guys going to try this or not?

>> No.1100609
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1100609

>>1100556
fap to it. once you've ejaculated, you'll feel better physically

>> No.1100610

I'm straight.

>> No.1100612

>>1100575

Is there fucking in this game, or is it just about drugs?

>> No.1100622

>>1100610

Hahahahaha, BRILLIANT!

>> No.1100620

>>1100612
...look it up on google

faggot

>> No.1100624

>>1100345
I no has imouto ;_;

>> No.1100628

I'm a non-existent girl on the tubes and honestly these discussions creep me the fuck out. Come on /jp/, try to be a bit more normal. Please....?

>> No.1100632

>>1100609

I can't fap to it, and no I wouldn't.

I had to dig up Firecracker and Stupid Brother Juice to heal the damage.

>> No.1100635

>>1100632
>Stupid Brother Juice

lol, whats the real name of this one again?

>> No.1100647

>>1100632
you're not a true anonymous

>> No.1100651

Among Kinsey's reports on sexual behavior, incest (which was in some un-published data, although if you've read the stuff that was published, it's pretty amazing) showed evidence that incest in general, and sibling incest specifically is not only not harmful in most cases, but can be a positive experience.

In his sample (there were about 18,000 participants in Kinsey's research) one of the principle researchers said he couldn't recall a single negative outcome from reported sibling incest. (The guy could be full of crap, and I'm sure that in situations of forced incest they are ALL negative outcomes.) Keep in mind that they are discussing consensual experiences, as would be miaddict's situation.

Naturally, your brain screams and strains against it, because it seems wrong (and, in fact, the "incest taboo" is universal -- it's been observed in every studied culture on earth).

But the fact is that the sibling bond is among the strongest bond there is between two people. You've probably heard or read accounts of siblings (especially twins) separated at birth "finding" each other through implausible means or circumstances later in life.

So, I think there's the balance of one's natural inclinations and the sibling bond crashing into "absolute moralism" that preaches against it ...

Interesting quandary ...

>> No.1100653

>>1100628

NEVER

>> No.1100666

>>1100635
Perverseness, by Yaya Hinata

>> No.1100677

>What I find odd is that you were turned on to incest by 4chan
I wasn't. It was always a fetish a mine. Only constant exposure and reflection on the matter made me think about it and now what was once a simple sexual fetish has become a possible real-life situation.

>>1100560
>>1100577
You people just want some potential fap material should things work out, don't you?
Yeah, if alcohol is eventually involved, I could try to bring up the subject. Again, I just don't want to ruin a good thing, though I'm sure I could find some way to say something without having no way out. I'm good with words. At least, in person.

>> No.1100683

>>1100651

Rape the imoutos.

>> No.1100686

>>1100677
there's already hundreds of thousands of incest stories on the internet, i'm betting yours if it did happen wouldn't even make the list of fappable incest literotica

>> No.1100687

>>1100677

I don't care about fap material, I can find plenty of incest stories/pictures/doujins. But you want to, and I can bet your sister wants to.

You don't even need to bring up sex. Just get drunk and probe about the no-relationships thing.

>> No.1100689

>>1100677
Fine. Don't tell us a damn thing. There's enough incest porn and erotic literature flowing across the tubes to keep Anon fapping for centuries yet.

Do it for yourself.
Do it for her.
Do it.

>> No.1100701

>>1100651
the sibling taboo is one of those stupid "learned" taboos that doesn't really make any sense. in the days before contraception, of course people were told not to mate with their siblings, that would reduce diversification of the gene pool. In modern times though, so long as you don't marry your sister or have kids with her or something, why couldn't you mess around a bit? Can you honestly think of a good reason besides the obvious fact that it has been passed down from generation to generation as being "wrong"? What's so wrong about it? It's just like the argument against gays, "it's unnatural!" Is it really, or are you just saying that because that's what you've always been told and you don't want to question traditional consensus?

>> No.1100707

>>1100677
A lot of what you could possibly spin in terms of wordplay while drunk depends on your own situation. Are you a true /jp/sy? (virgin, never had a girlfriend etc), if so how does she react to this usually, has she ever brought it up?

It could put you at an advantage ironically because you could use this as an entree into conversation about relationships between the two of you.

>> No.1100712

I don't have an incest fetish. Maybe it's because I don't have a little sister, or maybe it's because all my younger female cousins are thousands of miles away. It's rare that I don't get you, /jp/, but this is one of those times.

>> No.1100711

>>1100689
>Do it for the notalgia lolz

>remember that one time i said i wanted to fuck you? haha

>> No.1100723

>>1100689
>>1100687
>>1100686
Fine. I've no idea how I could get her to drink more than one glass of anything, but if it ever happens, I'll do it.
Happy now?

>> No.1100724

Guys.... guys.... You just *know* this is going to end in exactly the same way anonymous of seven and every other incest dude's story ends. That is, they post updates for a while and then dissapear (probably as a result of being institutionalized).

>> No.1100730

>>1100723

Alright, now you post a pic(s).

>> No.1100763

>>1100724
no, they get banned because /jp/ is not their personal blog

>> No.1100765

>>1100723
Wrong question. Or rather, wrong target for that question.
I'm happy enough knowing that I've tried to convince one anon to do something he should have gone for in the first place. Whether or not my advice is heeded is irrelevant.

This is where your part begins.
I need say no more, methinks.

>> No.1100769

I always wonder just how awkward the after-sex conversation must be.

>> No.1100772

>>1100723

Just invite her to watch a movie or something and if she hates alcohol make her long island iced teas. Those things are delicious AND super alcoholic.

>> No.1100777

>>1100772
invite her to watch 5cms

>> No.1100789

>Are you a true /jp/sy? (virgin, never had a girlfriend etc), if so how does she react to this usually, has she ever brought it up?

virgin/never had a girlfriend, yes.
True /jp/sy, no. I hide my powerlevel very well, which is already really fucking low by /jp/ standards.
Has she ever brought up the fact I don't have a girlfriend? Yes, but more in a "come on, just go for it!" way, rather than "Holy shit, you're still single? Ew."

And fuck, reading back on my own posts, I'd want to slap me if I were anon, saying to go for it too, but being in the situation myself, it's not that easy. But nothing'll happen if I do/say nothing, so...who knows.

>> No.1100805

>>1100789
lol, is this for real?

>> No.1100815

>>1100789
>"come on, just go for it!"

That's sweet of her. She sounds pretty cool.

>> No.1100816

Look, just ask her about it, at least.
If there was alcohol involved, and the answer is 'no', you could just pass it off as inebriation talking. The tension might be high for awhile, but that would fade with time and normal behavior.
Life is seldom as drama-laden as you fear.

>> No.1100823

>Just invite her to watch a movie or something
Funny you should mention that. We went to see The Dark Knight today. Really good movie by the way.

>>1100724
Not gonna happen. First of all, I'm not carrying a nametag, so you wouldn't know if it was me posting. Also updates are fucking stupid as 4chan isn't my own personal blog (although this topic is starting to feel like it.)
And even if something were to happen, I'm not sure I'd want to share it with /jp/. Y'know, "I don't think you have a sister, enjoy your hand. Alone."

>> No.1100829

>>1100823
I don't think you have a sister, enjoy your hand. Alone.

>> No.1100841

>>1100789
>"Holy shit, you're still single? Ew."

By the way, do ANY sisters do this? Nothing more depressing I can imagine than your own sister laughing at your woefulness with women. Except maybe your dad saying you're a failure of a son and need to get a girlfriend but dont hold any hope... Shiiiit.

But a sister would be worse, because they're, in your minds at least, the only girl who wouldn't mock you for shit like that and would encourage you instead.

>> No.1100850

>>1100829
Inevitable.

Anyways, I'm off. Anon has my thanks for tolerating my emo faggotry for a while.

>> No.1100852

>>1100841

I don't know about that. Sisters seem to exist for mockery. Though I don't have any - maybe for the better.

>> No.1100858

i have sisters and they make it a point to mock me because it's expected of them and of me to mock them back

get a sense of humor

>> No.1100859

>a sister would be worse, because they're, in your minds at least, the only girl who wouldn't mock you for shit like that and would encourage you instead.
>a sister would be the only girl who wouldn't mock you and would encourage you
>a sister who wouldn't mock you
>a sister who would encourage you

...

Why must reality be so cruel ;_;

>> No.1100869

>>1100858

I think you are a normalfag. It hurts when your own family draws attentions to your failure at fulfilling the meaning of life (fucking as many girls as possible).

>> No.1100879

>>1100841

That's a point - do any of /jp/'s fathers ever bring up this fact with you? Mine hasn't, but I'm like... 20 and my life APART from being a virgin is pretty damn normal and, dare I say it, relatively successful (prestigious university and so on). So I'd give it a few more years before prying questions start.

>> No.1100906

>>1100879
I'm not actually a virgin, not that I've had a girlfriend in five years. I'm not sure what my father thinks though, I've never been really normal and I sure as hell didn't bring people home, last place I wanted to bring them. I think he's simply assumed I'm homosexual, which will probably keep him a few years away before he starts wondering why I'm not introducing him to a boyfriend.

>> No.1100914

My father once mentioned how one of his friends lost his virginity to prostitutes. He just, mentioned it randomly out of nowhere. Then went on with, "I think that's a bad way to lose your virginity though. I'm just mentioning it."

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1100921

>>1100879

My father is dead. My mother doesn't care.

>> No.1100924

>>1100906

I think I *would* be at the point where my dad would be considering that I am a homo, so who knows. What I find wierd is that they dont ever contemplate, that, you know.... we're not gay or anything, we're just shit with women.

It's not that huge a logical leap.

>> No.1100930

>>1100924
Denial. Being gay is more normal than being alone.

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>>1100921
Well you know what you must do now.

>> No.1100933

my parents want me to marry and have lots of grandchildren.
I'M NOT YOUR CLONE FACTORY GODAMNIT!

itt: /jp/'s blog

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>>1100921

>> No.1100952

>>1100930
Being gay AND alone must fucking suck though....

>> No.1101050

>>1100930

being alone is normal, because all of us are alone, no matter how much we fight against the void by spraying our denial on the stomachs of ourselves and others. some choose to embrace it.

>> No.1101059

My mother bought me a pack of condoms the other day. I think she was trying to send a message.

>> No.1101061

>>1101059

yea she wants you to bone her go for it

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>> No.1101220

>>1101059
wow

>> No.1101849

>>1100701

You think just like me.

>> No.1101874

I don't have a sister

>> No.1101885

>>1101183

sauce?

>> No.1101887

>>1100345
You must be kidding.
She'll beat the shit out of me if I even dare doing something like that !

>> No.1101894

>>1101885
Itou Ei - Ballad of the Sound of Rain

One of the many doujins in my incest stash

>> No.1101923

I should warn you, the alcohol tactic is a double edged sword. Yes, it will allow you shirk all responsibility, but the same goes for her. You might do it once while your drunk and it'll never happen again. And then it will be difficult to talk about.

No matter what you do, you'll have to make a jump, and it WILL effect your relationship with your sister either way.

>> No.1101947

My sister is imaginary, I have sister's in law however but those are as blood related to me as you all are.

>> No.1102003

>>1101947

Would you fuck one of us? I would fuck you.

>> No.1102007

>>1101183

Beautiful.

>> No.1102009

>>1101947
How about a game of pretend?

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