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>>mom refuses to buy me an Xbox One
>>tell her I'll become an atheist if she doesn't
>>she's pre-ordering the deluxe edition right now
>>my face when

ITT: NEET success stories.

>> No.10997996

>>10997990
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10997997

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10997998

Feelio when that guy is wearing a wedding ring.

Feelio when I'm a 22 year-old kissless virgin.

>> No.10997999
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10997999

Now that's what I call epic

>> No.10998000

>come to /jp/ to check if theres any cool threads
>nope
>see this gobshite posting
>want to punch his face in
>can't because its internet
>realize i've been trolled
>he said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle to belair"

>> No.10998003

>>10998000
Nice GET.

>> No.10998008

>>10997999
>>10998000
le tripples face

>> No.10998010

>find a picture of a guy grinning
>upload to Reddit "IS THIS THE ORIGINAL TROLLFACE?! c. 1999"
>5000 upvotes

>> No.10998024
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>>10998010
this is me c. 1999

please upvote

>> No.10998034

>>10998024
Cute, what do you look like now?

>> No.10998035

>>10998024
Was this really you?

>> No.10998039

>>10998024
That was before you started shaving and crossdressing?

>>10998008
Thx m8

>> No.10998041

>>10997998
He's pribably married to an ugly woman. I'd rwther die a virgin than lower my standards to the likes of an ugly woman.
>>10997990
You don't sound like a good person.

>> No.10998042

>>10998024
>sony ericsson w880i
>1999

you can't fool me kid

>> No.10998047

I asked my mother for a cookie, but she said you can only have half, I was filled with such rage when she handed it to me that I threw it on the floor, that should show her.

>> No.10998048 [SPOILER] 
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10998048

This is me circa 3 minutes ago
btw im a girl jp

>> No.10998050

>>10998042
my dad worked at sony

>> No.10998052

It seriously looks like the shittiest biggest rip off game system ever shat out.

>> No.10998057

>>10998024
>Image timestamp : 2008:04:19 15:18:17

There are people who were this young when /jp/ was new.

Fucking disgusting.

>> No.10998061

>>10998048
Upside-down posting is for neo/jp/. Oldfags post while lying down.

>> No.10998062

>>10998057
I was 14 when /jp/ was made

>> No.10998066

>>10998050
your pic was taken 2008:04:19 at 15:18:17
you cant escape form my epic doxx

>>10998048
nice handles

>> No.10998068

>>10998047
I do this all the time.

Usually I also say "You're not my real mom" or "I wish you were dead" (or sometimes even "I wish I was dead" or "I'm going to kill myself").
She always gives me what I want right afterwards.

>> No.10998074

>>10997990

You meant to type ps4 right?

>> No.10998082

>>10998048
You're fat. Gross.

>> No.10998092
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10998092

>>10998082
Ways in which this poster is privileged
>anonymity on the internet
>presumption of thin body
>judgemental
>hateful bigotry of different body types is accepted as normal
>allowed to hold an ideal standard much higher than is normal

>> No.10998094
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10998094

>>10998082
fat NEET pride
go die normie

>> No.10998097

>>10998092
Normal body weight isn't obese

>> No.10998104

>>10998048
You have no acceptable excuse for being fat in 2013.

>> No.10998107

>>10998092
Ways this poster got fucked in the ass:
>Too many to count.

>> No.10998123

>>10998092
''hateful bigotry of different body types is accepted as normal''? You can't be serious. There is no excuse to you being fat, you're just a lazy moron who isn't ready to take the slightest action to get a better and healthier body and lifestyle. People like you should be bullied, so that they'll get off their fat asses and start changing things.

>> No.10998129

>>10998092
check your "telling people to check their privilege" privilege

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>>10998061
here

>>10998123
I was the post under that guy.

>> No.10998143

When I was little my mum threatened to phone the police if I didn't eat all my vegetables. One day I refused and she was telling me off, and then there was a loud knock at the door. I went to go see, and it was a policeman. He spoke with my mum for a while, then left. I was terrified and ate all my vegetables straight away.
Turned out there had been an unrelated crime in the area, and the police were just asking local residents for information. But it still scared the hell out of me, and I've eaten all my vegetables ever since.

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>>10998092
>>10998129
epic thread XD

>> No.10998169

>>10998134
post pics of pussy pls

>> No.10998172
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>>10998097
>>10998104
>>10998107
>>10998123
Hey you >>10998092 get some aesthetics of beauty and cut your fat. Fat is disgusting in eternal beauty and not healthy. Period end of story. Everyone I replied to just now agreed with my initial atatment to you. Deal with it.

>> No.10998179

>>10998094
Pride in shit and ugliness. You are fucked in the ass in life.

>> No.10998183 [SPOILER] 
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10998183

>>10998169
Okay

>> No.10998187

>>10998024
even though your post is an obvious fake, I want the guy in the picture to know that I, as a heterosexual male, am attracted to him. Good job.

>> No.10998194

>>10998172
Look at this nerd getting baited hard.

>>10998183
Could this be the birth of an epic new /cgl/ attention whore?

>> No.10998194,1 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ says they like chubby neets and then bully me...

>> No.10998194,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,1
Implying that's really you.

>> No.10998194,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,2
Dont bully!

>> No.10998194,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,3
I'm not a bully! I can't believe there are GIRLS on Warosu!

>> No.10998194,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,4
Would you date a fat non virgin useless NEET girl?
I'm a good cook

>> No.10998194,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,5
Non-virgin? Sure.
Fat? Sure.
NEET? Sure.

I love cooking. What's your favourite food?

>> No.10998194,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,6
Lasagna

>> No.10998194,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,7
Delicious.

What type of guys do you like?

>> No.10998194,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,8
Strong hairy guys with beards.

>> No.10998194,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,7
>Lasagna
>Lasagna

what the HELL

>> No.10998194,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,9
Unless you live in England we can't date.

>> No.10998194,12 [INTERNAL] 

Hey are there any nerdy manchildren in here? Because I am all about nerdy manchildren. I will pretend to like the things they like in order to get attention from these grade-A, neckbearded, emotionally stunted, creepy shut-ins that by and large seem to really hate women. Totally hawt.

>> No.10998194,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,12
Is it okay if I don't have a neckbeard?

>> No.10998194,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,12
Get a load of this faggot. Go back to /r9k/, misogynist pig.

Learn how to treat women properly. I'm talking to this beautiful NEET lady, mind your own business.

>> No.10998194,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,13
>>10998194,14
Trolled. Google that post. Spoiler: it's from a real woman on a much better message board.

Stay jelly, virgins.

>> No.10998194,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,15
>Google that post
Do it for me.

>> No.10998194,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,16
http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q="Hey+are+there+any+nerdy+manchildren+in+here?+Because+I+am+all+about+nerdy+manchildren.+I+will+pretend+to+like+the+things+they+like+in+order+to+get+attention+from+these+grade-A,+neckbearded,+emotionally+stunted,+creepy+shut-ins+that+by+and+large+seem+to+really+hate+women.+Totally+hawt."

>> No.10998194,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,17
thx m8

>> No.10998194,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,17
>SA forums
>can't read it unless I pay $10 to register
Well done, you sure showed me! Trolled hard!

>> No.10998194,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,19
>>he doesn't have an SA account!

Lol, newfag.

Not that you'd last long, anyway. You'd be banned for abusing the quote feature on your first post!

>> No.10998194,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,20
Then I just saved $10! Now who's the stupidest?

>> No.10998194,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,21
You for having had would have lost that tenbux in the first place.

>> No.10998194,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,22
Except I've never been stupid enough to pay $10 to an exclusive club internet shithole to get banned arbitrarily by some normalfag moderators.

>> No.10998194,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,23
But in my hypothetical scenario you acted stupidly, therefore you are stupid.

>> No.10998194,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,24
>it was real in my head
Oy vey.

>> No.10998194,26 [INTERNAL] 

There are newshits and goons on warosu? Oh how we har fallen.

>> No.10998194,27 [INTERNAL] 

feel free to chat with #1 goon gigs!bar next time hes around!

>> No.10998194,28 [INTERNAL] 

why is there a grill on warosu

does she like 2hu?

>> No.10998194,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,10
Both lasagna and lasagne is correct.

>> No.10998194,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>10998194,28
>posting on warosu and liking 2hushit

ISHYDDT

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