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10997621 No.10997621[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

NIPPON BANZAI!!

>> No.10997623

>>being over 20
>>drinking vodka

>> No.10997639

>>10997623
I know right, true gentleman sips scotch on the rocks while listening to jazz instead of these pleb drinks.

>> No.10997649

>>10997639
What kind of jazz do you like, fine sir?

>> No.10997656

>>10997639
>ice
eww
I don't need those mini glaciers crowding up my glass

>> No.10997661
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>>10997656

>> No.10997662

>>10997623
But it's illegal to drink before 21.

>> No.10997670

>>10997662
Technically no.
It's just illegal to buy alcohol if you're under 21, or buy it for someone who is under 21

>> No.10997685

>>10997662
That's ridiculous. What a ridiculous law.

In my country, the minimum drinking age is 5.

>> No.10997686

>>10997670
You still shouldn't drink before 21.

>> No.10997688

>>10997686
Kill yourself.

>> No.10997691

>>10997685
Do you live in East Europe or something?

>> No.10997692

>>10997686
Agreed.
Just look at where I am now

>> No.10997697

>>10997691
Nope, England.

>> No.10997698

vodka is terrible

>> No.10997699

Vodka is so disgusting

>> No.10997704

>>10997697
Oh wait, I thought you meant actually buying it. Yeah, my state has it so that you can legally drink if you're underaged if a parent is with you

>> No.10997717

>>10997712
>I used to walk past the police with a fag hanging out my mouth, the couldn't do fuck all.

Badass, bro.

>> No.10997711

>>10997698
>>10997699
Good vodka is tasteless.
It's either meant to be taken straight just to get drunk, or to mix with other shit.

>> No.10997712

>>10997697

Yep, 5 is minimum drinking age, but you have to be 1 to buy alcohol. There's no minimum age for smoking either. I used to walk past the police with a fag hanging out my mouth, the couldn't do fuck all.

>> No.10997721

>>10997712
>you have to be 1 to buy alcohol.

Nice typo.

You can buy a pint with a meal if you're with an adult.

Summary of UK drinking age law:
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/alcohol/alcohol_law2.shtml

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>>10997712
>fag hanging out my mouth

>> No.10997724

I hate alcohol.

It all tastes like shit, and takes so much to have any effect at all that I am inevitably incapacitated the following day.

>> No.10997733

>>10997725
Silly English people call a cigarette a fag

>> No.10997736

>>10997711
why drink alcohol if it has no taste

>> No.10997745

>>10997736
For ONLY getting drunk

>> No.10997746

>>10997736

To forget what you did to that loli hitch-hiker back in '89.

>> No.10997749

Alcohol tastes shit, if you disagree you're an alcoholic.
If you actually listen to Jazz you just try to seem classier than you actually are, it sounds awful.

>> No.10997751

How to spend a night with your Touhou method (tested and proved)!


Wait for a hot night, the hotter the better.
Disable (cheap way is to break a common fuse) any possible ways to cool yourself ( air-conditioner , fans, etc)
Drink a good pot of dark coffee
Drink ~200 ml of vodka
2 mg of meth per kg of body weight (at least it does it for me)
in <20 minutes you'll be rolling on the floor either due to pain or trying to cool your skin, the spinning will make you dizzier

At this point you'll hallucinate, may be not as strong as a dmt trip but the fact every place of your body is flaming and itching make the whole thing quite "interactive"

>> No.10997752

>>10997745
sounds stupid

>> No.10997754

>>10997712
>There's no minimum age for smoking either.

In private, but you have to be 16 to smoke in public.

>(3) It shall be the duty of a constable and of a park-keeper being in uniform to seize any tobacco or cigarette papers in the possession of any person apparently under the age of sixteen years whom he finds smoking in any street or public place, and any tobacco or cigarette papers so seized shall be disposed of, if seized by a constable, in such manner as the police authority may direct, and if seized by a park-keeper, in such manner as the authority or person by whom he was appointed may direct.

Which is kind of silly since they raised the tobacco purchasing age from 16 to 18 a few years ago, and it's illegal to buy tobacco for someone under the age of 18. So how the hell are 16-year-olds supposed to get cigarettes to begin with?

>> No.10997756

>>10997749
I'm an alchoholic, yes.

>> No.10997758

>>10997724
This. In the future people drinking alcohol will be the equivalent of a petrol using abbo. Evolve, retards.

>> No.10997762

>>10997758
Don't worry mate, when you're 21 you can try some too.

>> No.10997763

>>10997758
Or we could adapt untill alcohol is no longer a poison

>> No.10997767
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>>10997751
Dude what the fug

>> No.10997771

>>10997754

They used to put them into a sweet bag and sell them to me I was 11. He was a kind old Indian man called Mr. Malik, I don't he really knew what was going on though.

>> No.10997776

>>10997762

Please don't use this retarded counter argument.

You sound like a child.

>> No.10997780
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>>10997771
Are you sure they weren't those candy cigarettes and you smoked them by mistake?

They're called "candy sticks" now, and they're no longer disguised as cigarettes. Probably some politically correct bullshite.

>> No.10997782

>>10997776
Trying to hard.

>> No.10997784

>>10997776
You're doing the exact same thing!

>> No.10997787

Cigarettes are worse than drinking, if you want a nicotine buzz do dip and even that's not that fun.

>> No.10997792

>>10997784

I hope you're not assuming I'm this >>10997758 moron.

>> No.10997794
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10997794

so do u think that its more likely that everywhere will become like the arab world and ban all alcohol and other drugs or is it more likely that every1 will open up and get to smoke what ever they want

>> No.10997799

>>10997787
Either will fuck your gums and teeth up.
I use nasal snuff.

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>>10997721
>5 and over
>may consume alcohol, e.g. at home.

Would you drink alcohol with a loli in your home, /jp/?

>> No.10997820

>>10997807

I wondered why a Cirno based cocktail would be served warm, then remembered F exists.

>> No.10997843

>>10997809

I wouldn't let a loli breath our air, let drink that poison. She would have specially filtered clean air.

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>>10997807
Why the HELL did he leave 個 there? Why not remove it? Did he not know what it means?

Fucking Pooshlmerfags.

>> No.10997879

>>10997869

Is that meant to mean 3 to 5 degrees Celsius?

Japan doesn't use fahrenshite.

>> No.10997881
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10997881

ITT: Lightweights
I bet you'd all be terrible stalkers too.

>> No.10997886

>>10997881

I wish I was a lightweight.

Less money for the same effect, what is the down side?

>> No.10997889

>>10997886
19 year olds like the guy who you replied to will call you a lightweight. There are no downsides.

>> No.10997899

>>10997869

What does it mean? I've looked it up but I don't really get it. Does just "individual", like "one cherry"? Why don't they just use echi?

>> No.10997918

>>10997899

It's a counter, yes. Like how you have one "bottle" of wine.

>> No.10997919

>>10997639
>jazz
>not pleb

Real patricians listen exclusively to tape music.

>> No.10997922

>>10997869
>>10997879
度 means degrees, but what is that other kanji? 酉?

I had to look it up but I'm still not sure what 度酉 means...

>> No.10997925

>>10997919
Please don't abuse the quoting feature, /mu/.

>> No.10997928

>>10997899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_counter_word

>> No.10997929

>>10997922
Rikaichan is a great add-on for this kind of stuff

>> No.10997930

>>10997925
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

>> No.10997938

>>10997918
>>10997928

Thank you, I wouldn't have asked, but I looked it up and I was getting definitions from "lonely" to "individual", so I guessed it was an odd word.

>> No.10997955

>>10997922

度数

Not sure how you transcribed that so badly.

>> No.10997959

>>10997955
Oh fuck I had it open in two windows and when I opened the second it moved up and I was looking at the drink name like HELL.

>> No.10997978

Feelio when all these tryhard plebs buy expensive vodka and whiskey with their autismbux and I just buy a bottle of Tesco value gin for less than a tenner.

>> No.10997988

>>10997978
I just get it from a mate who buys it in Poland for absolutely nothing.

>> No.10997995

>>10997978

>Tesco value gin

That's really fucking bad, though.

I bought it once because there was no vodka and could not drink it.

>> No.10998005

>>10997978
>Tesco value gin
Why not just drink paint thinner?

>> No.10998053

>>10998005

Reminded me of this

http://youtu.be/j5EmCKbWS6c

>> No.10998086

>>10998005

I just drink ASDA price cider.

>> No.10998218
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10998218

I get this ASDA vodka and mix it with ASDA Blue Charge.

>> No.11001435

>>10997879
How new can you be, I'm pretty sure this has been answered countless times already; here: https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/アルコール度数

>>drinking something else than wine/cider/mead for the taste
Swines.

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