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NEET thread.

If you're feeling miserable, take a look at this: http://pastebin.com/JPK4dx21

What are you up to today?

>> No.10983567

reported

>> No.10983587
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Today is sunday, the one day where even normies can NEET it up.

>> No.10983594

>>10983567
enjoy your ban, faglord

>> No.10983598

>>10983594
Why, what are you gonna do? Report me?

>> No.10983607

I have to do 8 weeks work experience in a shop.

I won't be able to take it easy for a while

I'm scared /jp/. ;_;

>> No.10983601
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>> No.10983605

>A NEET's guide to mild or moderate happiness.
No thanks, dork. Depression defines my character (I'm hella edgy).

>> No.10983610

>>10983607
Is this for your JSA?

>> No.10983614

>>10983607
Just be generally incompetent and they will let you go. Or tell them you don't want to do it and then tell your parents that they fired you.

>> No.10983649

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzYHbPkrMzw

i found this really sad song. but it's beautiful in my opinion.

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Sometimes I come across a thread that makes me want to spill a lot of money on something, then I remember I'm trying to jew it up for a year so I can NEET in peace for a while.

It's really hard to stay jew-mode. I've had this keyboard for 6 months, the spacebar is broken, the down arrow is broken and the numpad keys are all sticky and take forever to recover from a key depression because spilled coke. I've been copypasting a space for half a year. My typing is fucked, haven't played a game in over 6 months and some websites don't even register a copypasted space. My life is hell.

Not much else happening. Sometimes I bookmark something I want to buy late at night to see in the morning because late night purchases are always poorly thought out.

I find my imagination is going crazy lately. I've had this constantly morphing universe in my head for about 3 years where I'm Hitler/cute girl/Arnold Schwarzenegger/Kebab removalist and every night my imagination wanders to more and more wild shit. It's gotten to the point where I zone out and start smiling in public because I'm imagining myself as a cute little girl playing an accordion in a field with men singing.

NEET problems I guess.

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Oh look, a new week is starting.
Another week of looking for a job.
Another week of no responses.

>> No.10983671

What do you wear while NEETing it up?

I heard girls clothes are more comfortable than boys clothes, is this true?

>> No.10983678

>>10983671
Obviously not. Girls jeans crush your balls.

>> No.10983690

>>10983671
It's true sort of. My Sister always go to stay with her boyfriend on the weekends and I do a full body shave and wear her panties and pajamas. They feel nice.

>> No.10983692

>>10983671
Sweat pants and t-shirts.

>>10983690
I really want to shave my entire body but I have trouble getting the backs of my knees and my asshole/the area under my balls done. How do you do it?

>> No.10983698

>>10983692
Meant to say my ass crack. The backs of my thighs are a bit of a pain too. My bathroom is tiny which doesn't help. Maybe I'll lay towels on my bed and do it there.

>> No.10983708

>>10983692
My Sister takes really good care of herself so she has lots of stuff. I usually wax the areas I can't take my time shaving. That includes my butt hole but otherwise I'm flexible enough to get everywhere else.

>> No.10983704

>>10983671

Skirt + pantyhose is the most comfy combo ever, you'll get huge erections for like the first 10 times you do it though.

>> No.10983710

NEET threads are banned. Just reminding the janitor so he deletes this.

>> No.10983711

>>10983678
Those probably were not designed to contain those.

Anyway, yes. Most of the fabric is usually made of softer materials. Girl jeans fit nicely around my hips. Very good.

>> No.10983713

Should I work in McDonalds?

Is it a good working place for a 22 year old NEET like me?

>> No.10983717

>>10983708
>My Sister takes really good care of herself so she has lots of stuff.
I'm jealous. I wish I had access to that much nice stuff. Maybe I'll order some waxing gear online.

>> No.10983718

NEET threads are banned. Just reminding the janitor so he baletes this.

>> No.10983719

>>10983710
Fuck off Jew. No one wants you here.

>> No.10983720

Stop blogging and do your job Janitor.

>> No.10983722

Don't bully NEET threads.

/jp/ pls

>> No.10983726

I got into lifting. It is actually fun to work out, I am building some muscle and I feel less depressed. I feel pretty good afterwards and it gives me some activity to do.

>> No.10983723

>>10983719

Calm down and drink your box juice.

>> No.10983730

>>10983717
She uses these little pads that have wax on them, you just rub them on and pull them off. It works really well in my butt area and for my balls. I only do it every other week though, if you're going to be doing it often you might need something more than just the pads.

>> No.10983734

Let's talk about fluoride some more since the military thread got deleted.

Do you think fluoride is what made all of us lazy and dumb? Or am I just blaming my problems on others?

http://www.naturalnews.com/038217_fluoride_tap_water_side_effects.html<wbr>

>> No.10983737

>>10983734

You forgot your tinfoil.

>> No.10983736

>>10983730
Does it hurt pulling them off from those areas?

>> No.10983740

>>10983734
I heard If you drink cum it can help reverse the effects of fluoride.

>> No.10983743

>>10983734
Yes. Don't forget to buy a Propure filter. If you use the promo code WATER15, you'll get a 15% off the purchase of any Propure item.

>> No.10983747

>>10983745

I hope you are a girl because fags aren't allowed here.

>> No.10983745

>>10983736
Not at all. It just feels like a girly slap.

>> No.10983748

>>10983740
Does anyone else here drink their own cum? I sometimes do if I'm masturbating in bed and can't be bothered moving to get toilet paper. Normally I just do it into my hand and lick it off, but sometimes I lean against the wall and shoot it into my mouth.

>> No.10983750

>>10983745
Okay, thanks! I will shave my body for the first time ever because of you! Please wish me luck.

I bet it's going to feel great. I also like pain quite a bit so any hurting caused by the waxing will probably get me off.

>> No.10983756

You guys are weird.

>> No.10983762

>>10983734
I'm disappointed the thread got pruned before that poser could keep bullshitting, I wanted to see him get creative in his stories.

>> No.10983763

>>10983737

I don't have any tinfoil.

>>10983743

Thanks, dude. I'll buy one with my autismbucks.

>> No.10983760

>>10983750
Good luck dude! If it's your first time it will feel even better!

>> No.10983764

Is it possible for a NEET to live on their own?

I want to move out but I don't think I can with what little money I get.

>> No.10983765

woah this is like feminization tho..

>> No.10983768

>>10983756
Most of this is just ironic shit-posting and offtopic /b/ shit. Real NEETs and Hiki's never bothered with the NEET threads, which is why they became forbidden.

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>>10983559
>http://pastebin.com/JPK4dx21
I know all that even without reading that, but it never happens anyway.

>> No.10983774

>>10983768
That is complete nonsense.

>> No.10983775

Because everyone wants to be a cute little grill.

>> No.10983778

>>10983774

Complain about it on >>>/q/.

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any dwarf fortress truHIKKI NEETS here?

>> No.10983781

>>10983775
I want to be a little electric one. Charcoal are bully.

>> No.10983783

>>10983764
It's possible if you can get enough autimbucks or some kind of housing benefits.

Also: http://
neet
.to/neet/kareha.pl/1369357962/l50

>> No.10983787

>>10983704

I'm going to buy a skirt and pantyhose now. This is going to be great.

>>10983756

My mother tells me the same thing.

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>>10983787
us weirdos huh xD

we randum now homu homu xD

>> No.10983793

>>10983787
Where are you going to buy them? I want to join you.

>> No.10983796

>>10983793

This is starting to look like a dateline skit.

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>>10983704
I prefer a skirt and knee high socks myself

>> No.10983805

>>10983800
Can you become like Miku?

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