/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk about booze /jp/, since I'm sure most of you drink.
I picked this up a few days ago, having never drank sake before. Did I make a good purchase?
What are some of your favorite brands of alcohol?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going drinking at a friends house, someone recommend me something to drink. Under 20$ preferably, I'm poor as piss.

[Anonymous No.]

I like beer brand beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980670
get some white shite m8

[Anonymous No.]

<$10 for 1.75 liters. Good for a weekend bender.

Who needs a liver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980678
I sure don't!

[Anonymous No.]

Alcohol killed my father, and raped my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

wisky brand wisky

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

I try not to drink very much because the doctor said it might make my medications not work correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

is it called a liver because it makes you live

[Anonymous No.]

who VODKA here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980693
SSRIs a shit.

Take recreational drugs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980698
WHISKEY here, fuck vodka

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could drink more. Beer makes me fat, and good liquor is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

Last time I drunk anything other than an occasional beer was on the new years.

I bought a bottle of cheap gin to enjoy some gin and tonic, and decided to taste test the night before.

I polished off the entire bottle even though I only bought it for the special occasion.

I'm pretty sure I would be an alcoholic if I had any disposable income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980712
i agree, ssris are literally the worst kind of medication for truNEETs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980723
Get some cheap liquor that doesn't bite to much and just chug away. Quantity over quality when you are on a budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980723
what is you're favorite wisky?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want to take anti-depressants?

I love being depressed. It's the only emotion I still feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980738
mean to quote >>10980720

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980733
My doctor put me on SSRIs once, after 2 days I couldn't masturbate, so I didn't take any more. I told my doctor later and he didn't believe me. Fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980698

I was goimg to get vodka but i opted for everclear

Lets see if i survive the night

[Anonymous No.]

My mom buys a lot of red wine and rum so I have some too, I don't have money to buy my own alcohol.

I had a green thing here once (absinthe?) and it was okay, my throat hurt though.

I dont really care much about drinking though. Seems like a waste of cash.

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>>10980738
I like Johnnie Walker Black label, but that's pricey. If I'm on a budget I'll pick up Ballantine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980757
when i take ssri's i stop being a pre-ejaculator and can masturbate for hours and can shoot cum to the ceiling

my doctor is a woman though and i don't wanna report that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980772

Update im chugged a half the bittlw, starting to spn biw get the capyxga

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys get away with drinking hard liquor like that? I've tried all sorts of stuff like whiskey, sake, vodka, rum, gin, and just smelling the stuff makes me nauseous. I can't even take a couple of sips from anything before I feel like throwing up. I have to reserve myself to cheap beer and Ice if I want to get drunk. Even a meek dinner table Wine turns me off.

I understand that you're supposed to mix most of it with something else to make a proper drink, but if I can still smell or taste the raw alcohol, I start to feel queasy. How do you do it?

I bought soft wine last week to try it out. It was 10%, but I couldn't finish a glass of it before giving up. I did get a bit dizzy just from that though, looks like it's incredibly easy to get me drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980830
Grow some balls, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980818
I guess I should say I couldn't finish masturbating. I couldn't orgasm, even after hours of going at it. It was frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980773
>absinthe
Probably, if it was green. A lot of authors and poets used to drink that. It's supposed to be kind of psychedelic because of the thujone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980825
so drunk gaiz........ xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980818
SSRIs are often prescribed to treat premature ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.]

I was part of the homebrewmen movement of /ck/ back in 2009. Since then I've brewed over 100 gallons of craft ale. Some of the best beer I've ever tasted. I even made a kegerator and served 10 gallons of my Fat Tire clone at my brother's friend's party.

Now I just drink light lager, like Bud Light or Bush Light. 24 - 64 oz of beer erry day. Sometimes I make a mixed drink using 4 oz Clamato, 12 oz beer, a teaspoon of cayanne pepper and a splash of soy sauce. It's really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980840
that's also the reason i stopped

masturbation became such a chore

i'd rather dispose of the feeling rather than have it linger for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980830
little girls aren't supposed to drink

please try some coolers instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980830
When I tell people the smell of cheese makes me want to puke they give me funny looks. Not everything is for everyone; stick with what works I guess.
>>10980850
>>10980840
Was on regular antidepressants and fapping took hours, it was awful.

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>>10980840
>>10980850

I've been on and off SSRI's since I was 16. I take 100 mg Sertraline (Zoloft generic) and 15 mg Mertazapine every day and night, respectively. I haven't had a problem with masturbation.

But when I was taking the anti-psychotic Risperidone at 6 mg a day, I either came in a minute or not at all. Half the time I couldn't even get erect. It was actually nice because there were month-long periods where I didn't even bother with fapping and that made me feel liberated. I stopped taking that it because it was making me gain 10 pounds every two months. When I was off it, but still taking my SSRI's, I began to fap like 3 times a day and they were god-tier faps. Then I went back on 3 mg Risperidone and I've reached a comfortable balance of about 1 fap a day.

Drugs aren't bad, and SSRI's aren't even close to the boner killers that anti-psychotics are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980891
True, I suppose I only ever tried all these things because I wanted to be part of the crowd. I guess there's really no point to it in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980830
Gin and tonic is delicious.

You can also try some flavored vodkas, they're pretty tasty, and if you use THAT to make a drink, it's pretty much like drinking juice.

[Anonymous No.]

Alcohol is simply an age-old form of solvent abuse. As a matter of fact, the only way you can get it outside of a bar or a liquor store or what-have-you is as the solvent used in some little bottles of extracts of whatever. You might as well brag on the internet about sucking on whippets. 'Course, I have actually seen people do this, too, "discuss"/brag about using whippets.

Anyway, anything other than corn vodka is pure hangover fuel, and, push comes to shove, it all is just corn vodka with artificial additives in it. They should have to start putting the ingredients on the label, they really should. It really makes you wonder just what the FUCK it is that they really flavor "wine," "coolers," "whiskey," "40's," "Heineken®," "jager," and all the rest of this cheaply-produced total crap with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980923
>it's pretty much like drinking juice.
Or you could just go full female and drink margaritas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980962
marfaritas get a bad rap they're fairly strong but taste a little fruity.

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>>10980938

And here's the faggot that knows absolutely nothing about alcohol.

Y'all need to pick up a bottle of Hakushu 12 if you can. My favorite Japanese whisky. That said, I normally don't drink much outside of bourbon. Never been able to get into scotch, but the Japanese whiskys can be pretty damn tasty from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980938

if i want to get the neener-nanners, that's my business, not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the appeal of liquor for most of /jp/?

Living a lifestyle where my main source of exercise is getting up from the bed and walking over to the computer causes me to feel slow and sleepy enough already. Drinking just makes me feel even more retarded.

Stimulants seem to be the natural drug of choice for /jp/. I would expect liquor and other types of downers to be appealing to an overworked salaryman, a construction worker with a lot of aches and pains, or someone else like that, but why would people who mostly just have unlimited free time want to take a drug that makes you feel sleepy and slow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981112
Booze is extremely easy to obtain, when compared to stims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980938
You need certain ingredients and a certain amount of purity to be able to legally call a drink "beer" "whiskey" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981112
0/10 "NEET" crap is old and tired
>>10981123
1/1, made me say "not really, duder"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981129
>1/1
100% huh? Nice job >>10981128-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981129
>1/1
100% huh? Nice job >>10981123-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981112

Because only prescription stimulants and illegal stimulants feel pleasurable.

You can drink all the coffee in the world and you're going to be wired for hours, but you will be an anxious mess with shaky hands. There's nothing recreational about non-prescription/legal stimulants.

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>>10981149
Caffeine is nice, sorry you didn't think so. And it's not exactly the only "upper" that's legal and otc out there, either. There are a lotta "herbal supplements" that people take for the buzz that are either "uppers" or are technically stimulants.
Some of 'em are even bad for you, I guess that's a plus for some folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981166
do you have a list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981166
>>10981220
A list of legal uppers would be pretty nice alcohol and caffeine are losing their luster for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981220
Please do your own research rather than asking/believing what people like me say on the internet. Some of these things (yohimbe, for instance) are really fucking dangerous, and the internet lies just to fart around. I'm sorry to be a pain, but we really aren't a good source of information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981235
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

whee
>>10981241
hehe, yes, good for you, you're catching on!
very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981235
I would do my own research before I would take something. Erowid is always a good place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981292
oh god no

okay, you're just saying this to bug me, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981301
Yes, hes out to specifically get you and only you. You are in fact the center of the universe after all.

[Anonymous No.]

12 shots a night, every night.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you waste time drinking with other people? Get trashed and hang out with us all night, or watch anime and laugh yourself into a stupor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981112
Believe it or not, most of /jp/ is not NEETs. Just falseNEETS who think it's cute to talk about lazy and lethargic they are.

Most of them want to feel stupid and retarded, and to take a break from thinking. That's why I drink. That, and I like ironically being a normal person some times.

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>>10981322
I drink to enjoy my waifu more. I also enjoy the kick.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET threads are eliminated in minutes yet normalfag "what r u drinkin tonight lel" threads are a-ok.

/jp/ is dead
janny won

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981340
jan is confirmed for /mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting real sick of drinking. I have to drink so much now that I get incredibly dehydrated overnight and can't stay asleep at all, even if I drink a fuck load of water. I'm lucky to get more than 5 hours of sleep a day.

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>>10981340
So if the thread was "hey NEETs what are you drinking tonight while you wallow in shit" you would be more accepting of it? What are you drinking tonight Mr. NEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981359
Sorry I don't fraternize with lowly EET scum
Isn't it about time for your bus back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, okay, well if it's going to be this kind of a thread, I guess I'll let it slip that I've got my cock out, here, in front of the computer, with you all over the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

The day I learned that most people don't drink straight whiskey out of tall glasses was the most eye-opening day of my life.
Everyone else is such a fag.
Maker's Mark 4 lyfe but holy fuck expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

Vodka with a slug of cold distilled water or whisky on ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980663
Dude, forget about that shit.

You need to try some Portuguese wine.

It's cheap and it's the best wine you ever taste-

Remember, a lot of the whole Japanese shit you take for granted today came from Portugal-.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980698
All ive ever drank. personal favorite is Platinum brand, since it's cheap and doesn't taste like complete horsepiss

[Anonymous No.]

Best wine.
might be just a bit too sweet, though.
Tastes just like tootsie pops mixed with baileys. try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981424
Yeah I just finished the bottle and wont be buying sake again. Don't know how people can stand the taste. I'll stick to hard liquor and beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981436
Japanese wine is shit.

SHIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981457
Dude, you need to try some spirits.

If you're not a wine guy, try some stuff like absinthe, bacardi, malibu, vodka, pisang ambon, cachaça, etc,.

don't be afraid to mixture it.

I have a special recipe that I used to call it the precious because it took 4 alchool drinks and pineapple juice, and you couldn't taste the alchool, but you'd eventually be dead as FUCK after one gallon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981477
Pure little girls prostitute for small toys and knick knacks.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink very cheap American beer like Bud Light and Natural Light. Because its cheap I can buy a lot of it with the very little amount of money I make online from being a NEET and when I drink an entire 24 or 30 pack I get drunk enough to not feel feelings anymore. Even though it tastes gross I really don't care. I don't drink for the taste I drink because I'm depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981500
American's don't know JACK SHIT about drinking.

Fucking plebs, man.

Even wishky is shit. And I've been to the Jameson factory on Ireland, the oldest whisky factory of the world and got a wishy taster diploma.

Americans are Lightyears behind in drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

just had 4 shots of vodka in 15 minutes, watching naruto, of all things. fucking toonami

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981507
Fuck you man. I have drank some of the finest wine and alcoholic beverages in the world. You just sound like some bitter faggot living in a 3rd world country. Get wrecked.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never understand why normalfags try to be elitist about alcohol when 99.8% of them can't tell the difference between a $200 bottle of booze and a $20 one when they're blindfolded.

And then there's the whole "I can't drink more than you without getting drunk" thing which makes no sense since you'd want to get intoxicated more easily/cheaply.

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>>10981487
>I'll stick to hard liquor and beer
I stick to whiskey/scotch, beer, rum but tried sake on a whim. What is the recipe by the way?
>>10981507
bud light and natural ice are marketed towards trailer trash, because it's cheap and they are broke.

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>>10981519
Have you drank Portuguese wine?

You don't know shit about wine if you haven't-

Stay deluded, shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981525
>What is the recipe by the way?

Recipe is a secret. I plan to pass this down to generations of my friend's children in order to make it a cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981527
>Portuguese
wait, that's what they speak in Brazil, right?

[Anonymous No.]

lol @ all these poor ass fucks drinking cheap ass shit like vodka and redneck beer

I just finished a nice glass of Dom Leroy Grand that I paid $500 for in my trip to France last month and I've got 3 720ml bottles of Blue Ribbon 1844 in my fridge. Stay pleb vodka and shitty amerifat beer drinkers. I feel sorry for you.

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>>10981543
Yeah dude, but in a different tone.

Brazillian portuguese and culture isn't the same as the original. Don't take it for granted.

Portuguese wine is something for the finnest of classes in the entire world. You can't possibly get it without paying a huge amount

You see the fucking Pope in the vatican? All he drinks is Portuguese wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981547
Based. Always nice to see a Gentlemen with fine tastes among all of these poorfag shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981563
>Based.

Go back to fucking /v/ with you, filthy crossbording scum.

[Anonymous No.]

What kinda drugs would you do with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981572
I've been on /jp/ since you were diapers kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981547
I am first generation Russian immigrant. I will drink this vodka with pride thank you. Stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981576
BULLSHIT

I'm a famous person on /jp/

You're a fucking nobody, kid.

Get real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981547
>some drunk nigger pisses into a bottle
>top jew sells it to you for $500
>you buy it because "i can afford luxuries"

top

lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981547
Enjoy your expensive consumable hobby, loser.
I'll be getting more drunk for less money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981574
>wipe-poo

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981580
>>10981584
>>10981590
>All these assmad NEETs

My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981520
Mundanes are twits, more at eleven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981606
In what way is spending $500 on something you can completely run out of a wise decision, or something worth bragging about?

If I spend 100s of dollars on figs or 50 bux on a vinyl, I don't mind because it's something I'll own forever as long as I take care of it. I can enjoy it as many times as I want. As long as I take good care of it, it's unlimited.

Booze is made to get you drunk. Why would I spend $500 on some shitty bottle when I can spend $20 to get completely smashed for 10 nights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981606
>says a nigger piss drinking retard wearing a chinese made watch he bought for 50 grand because a salesman convinced him it was forged on a diamond anvil by a 1000 year old watchsmith right on the sun and it's "authentic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981604
oh /a/ doesn't even want those fags, he was just posting to get a rise outta you (well, us both)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981659
Yeah you'd know.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981636
The experience I get from drinking a superb bottle of wine over a nice steak lasts a life-time. You little virgin-boys can have fun fapping to your plastic toys while I indulge in more finer things. I don't even know why I'm bothering to argue with you though, its obvious that you're jealous. Enjoy your trailer trash beer.

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>>10981636
"sin tax" economics. It's only worthwhile to maybe produce and market this trash as premium because its consumption needs to be controlled to avoid a repeat of the "gin lane" phenomenon. Part of the way they eventually settled on controlling it was by taxing the everloving crap out of it, since that also brings money into government budgets. And since you can only sell it for XX or YYY bux if you're selling it by the bottle, it must be "premium" stuff, otherwise people will get sick of paying that much and actually stop consuming as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981701
please stop bullying me i break my back working hard every day and i pay my taxes and obey the law what more do you want from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981726
I'll bully your ass you little whore. Maybe I'll even pay you too. Don't you want some money to buy some more of your toys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10981745
I miss the days when I could come on /jp/ after drinking and act a little slutty for you boys. I guess the Janitor didn't like the attention I was getting or the use of avatars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980938
The flavors in all traditional alcoholic beverages, ie anything not alcopops, are flavored from natural ingredients. In the case of beer, it's 100% from malted barley, hops and yeast. Whiskey is essentially distilled beer as it is made from the fermented sugars derived from malted barley mash. Needless to say, you have a very poor understanding of alcoholic beverages.

[Anonymous No.]

i buy a bottle of sake and promise myself that that's all i'll drink but then i drink twice as much and wake up very sick and sad until i do it again.

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>>10981793
I'd like it if you kept doing that.
You need to fight authority, cute little drunk sluts are the lifeblood that keep /jp/ alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Sake is my drink. For ones that do better warm, either place the bottle in slightly cooled hot water (use coffee machine, kettle, whatever, but not boiling - glass will break) or place the glass/cup you plan to use in some and pour in the sake to heat it.
It's like liquid gold.

That, or something nice mixed with vodka, is what I usually go for.