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How can i get a cute /jp/ boyfriend?

>> No.10979571

Depends if you can be a cute /jp/ girlfriend OP.

>> No.10979576

It's impossible because boys can't be cute.

>> No.10979578

>>10979571
I am a trap. I could pretend to be a girl.

>> No.10979581
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jp will never go back to the way it was before soc-r9k normalfriend cockspammers invaded in summer 2011

>> No.10979589
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You could start, by running to the Room of the Three Gargolyes. Push in the right tongue. And a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here, you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory. Spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors, that may take you below. Or, lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you can jump into the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. You can climb up the ladder or plough through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tomb of Ancient Kings, allowing you to climb into the Swamp. If you escape, you may have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you can crawl into the Pit of Despair and finally, make your way through the Cave of Sighs and back to the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good Luck.

>> No.10979584

>>10979576
Well, a young handsome guy would be good too.

>> No.10979587

>>10979581
feelio when you started to post on /jp/ in summer 2012

>> No.10979592
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10979592

i want cum lol
i will be for anyone that will give me girl clothes and lives near me

>> No.10979593
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>>10979587
Damn these feelies...

>> No.10979609

>>10979589

That show was great, everyone got stopped up on the shrine of the silver money.

>> No.10979610

<that chair when watching /jp/ fall since 2007

>> No.10979618

>>10979592

I would cum in your fertile ass/pussy.

>> No.10979627

>>10979618

Where do you live?

>> No.10979634

>>10979627

You don't want me, I'm fat and have acne all over.

>> No.10979640

>>10979634
Unlike him, I'm skinny and have clear skin. Further, I will cum in your mouth as well.

>> No.10979643

>>10979634
That's ok.

>> No.10979645

>>10979640
Ok, well where are you?

>> No.10979649

>>10979645
Arizona.

>> No.10979652

I got talking to a "/jp/sie" and we were going to meet up. But he's a gayslayer bully.

It's too risky to ask for a real relationship with a /jp/sie.

>> No.10979653

>>10979649
Oh, that's very far.

>> No.10979665

Would a dating service website for NEETs work?

I'm afraid people would abuse it and use it to bully people.

>> No.10979679

>>10979592
I'm a crossdressing /jp/ boy too.
We could swap clothes, and cum
I'm in UK

>> No.10979680

i want a girlfriend

btw im a girl

>> No.10979683

>>10979680
Get out dyke, /jp/ is for cute boys, no females allowddddddd

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>> No.10979688

>>10979665
I'd sign up

>> No.10979696

I just want to make love with a bunch of guys at once

>> No.10979698

>>10979688
Me too. All I want is to be able to chat to a cute NEET and cuddle with them and have their cute dick in my mouth all day.

Apparently that's too much to ask for.

>> No.10979700

>>10979679
i'm in tennessee

>> No.10979705

>>10979698
Where do you live?

>> No.10979710

>>10979705
UK.

>> No.10979709

Are there any east coast anons?

>> No.10979718
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>>10979698
Hi, you should like give me your email or something
It'll be worth it , trust me.

>> No.10979721

>>10979710
Which part?

>>10979718
Please stop hitting on my future boyfriend.

>> No.10979729

http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

use this to meet other /jp/ers.

anyone have a link to that other dating site that had a /jp/ section?

>> No.10979732

WHY DONT YOU JUST MAKE A /JP/ CONTACT OR STEAM THREAD

>> No.10979735

>>10979718
>>10979721
Shut up, he's actually sucking on my cock right now, and I'm patting his head.

>> No.10979741

>>10979721
You know, with three of us, we could have a cute little /jp/ sleep over.
We could play dress up and 2hu and all suck each other off

>> No.10979743

>>10979698

>cute dick

I wish I had a cute dick. Mine is covered in scars and I'm not even sure how they got there.

>> No.10979744

>>10979700
East or West?

>> No.10979745

>>10979721
You are a gayslayer.

>>10979718
I've seen you posting, you have cute autism.

>> No.10979753

>>10979741
I hope one of us has their own place. I guess we could rent a hotel room if we all still live with our parents?

>> No.10979754

>>10979744
east

>> No.10979755

>>10979743
The truth is that most dicks are cute, Anon. I bet it looks nice. Do you have any pictures of it?

>> No.10979758
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>>10979745
Thanks, I have a cute cock too, or so I am told.

>> No.10979759

>>10979743
a jew cut your dick

>> No.10979760

>>10979743
Woah! That's pretty cool. You should put that in boy's butts!

>> No.10979765

>>10979592

I saw that pic on zeemaps! Are you that one guy from Texas?

>> No.10979770

>>10979729
how do I add myself

>> No.10979774

Do any boy anons live near Philadelphia?

>> No.10979788

>>10979755
>>10979759
>>10979760

It's not cool or cute.

The scars are pretty hideous and they are located mostly on my penis glans.

I would take a picture but I'm too insecure.

>> No.10979791

Experienced dom here who wants to be used

>> No.10979796

>>10979788
Deep scars? People don't like dicks because they don't have scars on them, they like them because they are sexy and because they are dicks. It probably adds character to it but insecurity does that to people.

>> No.10979797

>>10979791
I do

>> No.10979798
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>>10979770

here

>> No.10979825

http://zeemaps.com/map?group=571346<wbr>

>> No.10979828

No categories? Try again.

>> No.10979826

>>10979788
The truth is you were born a girl but your parents wanted a boy so they had you sex changed from the moment they knew you were going to be a girl, giving you hormones and a dick upon birth.

i'm so sorry

>> No.10979848

>>10979798
thanks

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