/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I made one of these to cheer myself up!

What are your plans for friday night

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Posting on jaypee
Watching Tank Girls
Eating Subway sandwiches

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>>10975046

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me on a friday night

translate it weebs

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Running, shitposting and wallowing instead of doing coursework.

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drinking some dr p, watchin some 'me, and chillin on the jay

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Was going to play an online game, but since my friend on there blew up on my last night I don't feel like playing it anymore or even talking to them. So I guess lurk jaypee until I find something else to do.

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Maining koishi is fun, I just want to get better in fighting game combo mechanic shits, I know how she works in general though

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>>10975133
What game?

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>>10975133
>my friend on there blew up on my last night I don't feel like playing it anymore or even talking to them

That sounds bad, would you like to talk about it?

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I have to finish editing a video by monday
I'm trying to get it done today/tonight but my left wrist hurts like fuck. I think I fucked it up at my gym yesterday, I don't know how, it didn't hurt then.

Ah, boring.
This is boring and painful.
But mostly boring.

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>>10975143
nigga u gotta be shittin me

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I'm having trouble eating. Why do humans have to eat so much? I constantly feel sick.

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>>10975147
Owned.

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>>10975154
Stop being a faggot and eat

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I need to masturbate before my friends get home, and I'm also looking forward to a great meal at some point.

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>>10975141
World of Warcraft, it's an awful game and sucks up what little money I have. But like all MMOs it's fun if you have friends that play it which is the only reason I do.
>>10975143
No thank you, I'm just being over dramatic about it. They've already tried to contact me multiple times outside of the game to apologize and explain why it happened. But I don't know, something they said during it just keeps replaying in my head and I can't figure out why. I'm not upset about it, or angry I just can't stop thinking about it. "At least I have emotions" That's the second time someone's told me I don't have emotions.

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I have videogames I need to finish, but I feel so tired

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>>10975168
Doesn't sound like you are going to be home along, faggot

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>>10975169
Make up with your friends dude.

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Well what I'd like to do is get trashed on caffeine and "herbal supplements" and watch that Ghost in the Shell movie, the old one.

Probably will just work on my assignment and rip you blogging faggots new assholes into which I'll place dragon dildos and plastic horsecocks and such over the internet.

The idiot bar down the street has karaoke, though, that's japanese right so y'all should go. That is, before I rip extra buttholes into you and shove giant gayfurry sex toys up in them, rather than after.

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>>10975169
>They've already tried to contact me multiple times outside of the game to apologize and explain why it happened.
I thought the jay was for wrecked and hopeless people. Where do you get all this social support from?

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>>10975169
>I'm not upset about it, or angry I just can't stop thinking about it. "At least I have emotions" That's the second time someone's told me I don't have emotions.

Fuck people who say that, just because you don't feel like expressing your emotions doesn't mean that they aren't there.

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I'm going to cry all night because my ears are still blocked up after a week.

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>>10975183
Describe those toys.

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>>10975183
Can we do both at the same time?

Having a sex toy in my ass while trying to sing karaoke sounds exciting and humiliating.

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>>10975183
>dragon dildos
>plastic horsecocks
... can't you just use your real cock instead? I want cocks everywhere oh god even though I'm a boy I'm such a slut for cocks damn

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I've got work tommorow, but I live above a pub. Its almost 12am and they're still going strong their hedonistic ways. Its made me hate fun. Fucking music blasting into my room. I hate my life.

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>>10975196
In a word: huge. Like,
>>10975199
I don't think you'd really be able to stand up or walk, dude. Well unless you're saying you're very experienced with such things

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>>10975202
You can't suck on his cock if it's in your ass, silly.

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>>10975212
But I can suck yours
-slurp slurp-

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>>10975211
That's where the excitement and humiliation comes from.

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Please do not utilize the image of Milady for such purposes.

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>>10975182
Thanks, I just replied to them. I probably still won't talk to them for after this until I get the whole "At least I have emotions" thing out of my head.
>>10975184
They're one of my only 3 friends I have, all of which are online.
>>10975191
Exactly.

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>>10975227
but taking like, a dozen dicks is totally acceptable and stuff

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Holy piss out my ass where did all these fucking queers come from, kill yourselves out of /jp/.

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>>10975232
The fact that you're worried about this alone already means you have emotions, if you didn't you wouldn't care.

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>>10975227
what are you gonna do about it?
you wanna die?

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>>10975234
You gay or what son

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>>10975244
I'm not a guy...