/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/.
Today will be my last day.

It would be awesome if you posted your favorite /jp/ related things.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't die anon, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought of posting a fart. It was too difficult. Have this instead.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10973037
Here is Momiji trying to be part of Mystia band.

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Where are you going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10973069
To a happy place I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10973084
Why aren't you?

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>>10973042
Why is Inuyasha farting fire?

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>>10973080
B-But /jp/ is your happy place, you still can follow the dream.

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>>10973080
You're worrying me anonymous person. ;-;

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>>10973088
That's a good question, I will master the art of pyromancy now. Thank you.

Why is /jp/ so good?

[Anonymous No.]

Please send a message with instructions if you manage to find gensokyo

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>>10973093
Are you really going to try to stop him? This world is a dreadful place unfit for anyone but the fortunate. You don't know what happens after you die. It could be great and so much better than his current situation. Who are you to try to stop him from achieving true happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

-Hey /jp/
-Yes, /a/?

-Most of you have been in this longer that we have, right?
-I guess so

-I'm starting to get burnt, things are not like before and time keeps flowing, my dreams, my videogame, my harem will never happen
-Is that so?

-How did you do it?
-Do what?

-Go on for so long in this new dirty world, mediocre anime, web 2.0, jobs with duties and normals flooding our homeboards. Doesn't the degeneration hurt?
-Well, it kind of does, but doesn't matter

-Why doesn't matter?
-Because I've found already the place where I belong.

-The place where you belo-
-Gensokyo!

BGM: Summer lights (AIR)

-But it's always been a dream! You can't attain it, like I can't attain mine so our lives revolve around chasing the unachievable.
-Heh

-Don't "Heh" me, you know it's true, is always too far and doesn't matter how much we try or how much we run, we will never catch it
-But I'm telling you I did

-....
-....

-Show me
-There's is nothing to show, listen, you're right, you can't catch with the dream, it banishes along your youth, will and happiness once you grasp the tip, your legs will tire and get old trying to reach that special place and yet it won't be worth.

-Then how you did it?
-I understood.

- Stop beating about the bush!
-/a/ it's really naive to believe that such place exist for you, there's nothing such as a merciful God or a loving destiny lurking around to make this a ideal world, there's only us, you and me, well and the others.

-I fail to see
-We can't reach the place that, as you said, doesn't exist, but then how we do know about it? The answer to that, that's how I found my place.

-....
-It lives in our hearts, we have to pull it out, a little piece for each one, and together we will build it, from the very begining it lived in my heart and in yours and in everyone else, in each heart a whole and a piece.

-...

-Hey /a/! Again talking alone?
-Eh, no, I was talking to /jp/

-/jp/ has been gone for years now
-No, he's here as always, in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be like you, until I found GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEyTL_DDVXw
GO is GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10973109
Your interpretation of life is somewhat flawed.

Rate my OC. This guy was born black, and he never stopped smiling.

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Goodbye, OP.

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>>10973109
No, I just want him to know some other anon cares.

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>>10973107
Don't.
I tried once to fart on a lighter after having eat meat and stuff that produces gas for a bigger flame.
My butt got on fire and I was really scared, fortunately it wasn't anything serious, and I didn't want to go to the hospital anyway, that would have been really awkard. I had diarrhea and my butt hurted for a whole week though.

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>>10973109
I'm not one to stop people from trying to off themselves, I've thought about it a lot too, but I've been thinking about it a lot recently and I don't think anyone should do it. It's such a dumb thing to do. Why not do something retarded instead now that you have nothing to risk? And by something retarded, I mean anything, really. Move somewhere else and start a new life, travel the world, become a hobo, become a criminal, whatever.

Anyway, yeah, I wouldn't stop anyone from doing it because I understand how much life can suck but I just feel it's something you really need to think about before you really do it. The fact that OP posted this also screams like a plea for attention.

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>>10973147
I bet it was totally gnarly though.

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>>10973140
Cool picture , not even being ironic here, I hate the faggots that think you have to be depressed/drugged to make good art.

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>>10973147
I know someone who farted on a gas heater. He never wore those pants again.

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>>10973151
Yes, it was funny for the first two seconds, then the backflame (?) went up to my anus, I could have exploded.

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>>10973152
Thanks m8.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_YhSxjshY
Translator note: Scatman's World is Gensokyo.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljN66ivY7o

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>>10973163
i cant stop laugh

[Anonymous No.]

OP. OP. Listen to me.
There was a thread similar to this one a lot of time ago.
I was lurking as usual and then there was this anon replying to the thread.
You want to commit suicide right?
Well, read this first.
I don't remember what he actually said but here's a quick resume:
Your life is shit right? It's not worth living? Then that's why you should live! You're gonna die anyway right? Then do whatever you want until you die! Like, I don't know, travel by foot, explore, get wasted, fuck with your life in any sense. You don't have to do immoral things like killing other people if you're afraid of it, but you can take more risks, like starting a random company or bullshit like that, you don't have nothing to lose!

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>>10973176
>like starting a random company or bullshit like that
also that's pretty good advice

take out some ridiculous loans (hopefully you can get approved, if not, just load up credit cards) and then live the life

if you decide you don't want to die anymore and the loans are fucking you over, just declare bankruptcy

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>>10973176
Spoken like a true capitalist.

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>>10973176
but i dont want to win
I dont want pleasure
I fucking hate success
you people just dont get it

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>>10973190

its your life dude do what you want. if you wanna end it go for it, your choice. just make sure its what you actually want and not just a bad mood that'll go away.

if you hate success go out and fail at stuff, nothing to lose now.

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die then. there are thousands of reasons to be alive, anything is better than not existing, if you cant comprehend the privilege that being alive is, then you dont deserve to be

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>>10973190
>I dont want pleasure
take your bullshit attention whoring somewhere else you edgy teenager

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>>10973190
then be mediocre or do something else
You can do everything.

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>>10973176
Advice like this never works because suicidal people just want to die. If you can't find any joy in life, what's the point in doing all of that? You just want it to be over.

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>>10973198
Wo.aaah

That's pretty deep dude. But then you can't really say if beyond this there actually is a better place. The reason why every Abrhamic dude out there doesn't kill themselves is because they fear the reaper.

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>>10973203
Suicidial people often are just lazy to get their shit together, they want someone else to repair their things and make them start over in a good position, that's why that kind of advices won't work, they'd just reply "You can not understand, it's not that easy!".

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>>10973203
This is true. If you have no appreciation of existence, then no one can convince you to stay alive.

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>>10973123
>wipes tear

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>>10973213
>The reason why every Abrhamic dude out there doesn't kill themselves is because they fear the reaper.
Or because it's a sin to disregard your divine existence on a whim.

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>>10973176
The society has something to lose. Entitled retards who breed with like-minded people produce even worse offspring.

It's one thing to tell an ambitious genius to freely express himself and another thing to encourage a permafailure to do whatever he wants.

>>10973195
>>10973198
Wow.

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>>10973234
Those are Catholics dude.

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>>10973232
>Wow.
Why? His free will allows him to choose to die.

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>>10973237
>Catholics
The one "true" religion.

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>>10973153
>Move somewhere else and start a new life

Cause it's that easy huh? I love how people just say "Get out more and more people!" and stuff like this. You can't get anywhere without money and connections.

>Travel the world

Yes I'm sure the OP is a millionaire, that's why he wants to off himself.

>become a hobo, become a criminal, whatever

Or become a corpse, whatever

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>>10973247
Say hello to David motherfucker.

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>>10973240
I meant these parts:
>>10973195
>if you hate success go out and fail at stuff, nothing to lose now.
>>10973198
>anything is better than not existing

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>>10973254
Names are temporary, you could be talking about anything.

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>>10973252
it is that easy if you have nothing to lose you mongoloid

stop making excuses and do something about it

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>>10973270
If it's that easy, why are you still breathing?

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>>10973252
You would be right if that person lived like a normal guy in society that if he fucked up that would remark his status.
But this guy has literally nothing to lose, he try everything, what would be the worst happening to him? Dying?

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>>10973276
I think you're mistaking me for someone else here

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>>10973252
I would become thief before killing myself.

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>>10973280
You think wrong.

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>>10973285
Then you just have really shitty reading comprehension. I'm not suicidal.

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>>10973282
>But this guy
>he
>worst happening to him?
I can see a pattern.

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>>10973270
>it is that easy
Not him, but it isn't that easy.

Telling someone "Just do <x>" and expecting them to do it is not going to work. It's like inputting C# in to C++. The code has to be fully understood and agreed with, before it can start to work.

If you tell them "Run away and make a new life", they aren't just going to do it. They have to think about it to the point of understanding it and it effecting their decision making. Then they use their free will, which includes listening to you in the first place.

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>>10973288
Maybe you should be.

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>>10973296
That's not what >>10973252 meant. He said >You can't get anywhere without money and connections.

And that's simply not true. If you want to travel the world, it really is as easy as just getting up and leaving. I'm not getting into stupid discussions about affecting his decision making.

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>>10973301
>If you want to travel the world
I thought th guy was wanting to kill himself.

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I want /r9k/ to leave.

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It's funny how you are still talking about this while OP probably is already dead.

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>>10973301
>If you want to travel the world, it really is as easy as just getting up and leaving
If his mind isn't in the right place, it will never happen.

>>10973320
He's probably lying, and this thread is for attention or something.

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>>10973198
Check your privilege, living scum.

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>>10973321
>He's probably lying, and this thread is for attention or something.
I expect better from /jp/.

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[Anonymous No.]

>If you want to travel the world, it really is as easy as just getting up and leaving.
Won't be a very long trip if you don't have money to buy food.

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>>10973330
You really shouldn't.

For all its smugness towards /a/, /jp/ is really no better; you guys talk about NEETdom and the pleasures of being a hikki as much as you talk about Jpop, Vocaloid, Touhou or VNs.

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>>10973339
>For all its smugness towards /a/, /jp/ is really no better; you guys talk about NEETdom and the pleasures of being a hikki
You're argumenting against yourself.

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No more sad thoughts, guys. I don't wanna have to get ol' janny involved

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>>10973358
Still at school. We have plenty of time.

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>>10973140
im an artist and that picture is wrong

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>>10973362
See the thing about this is. The human has a means to open the lid off and place the block in and the birds do not.

That does not mean to say one could have been smarter than the other. They were just using what they got to the best of their abilities.

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>>10973123
That was really touching...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw get diploma with money from school because of good grades
>tfw better than all of you
>tfw i'll lead the otaCOOL lyfe a few years from now

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>>10973428
What school?

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>>10973437
kth

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>>10973442
kth?

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>>10973375
Congratulations on the reply.

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>>10973442
Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, I'm going to make a VN.
Wait until the release.

>I dont want pleasure

Probably you like it.