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Yukari hug!

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>> No.10970537
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yes Yukari-sama! i'm going!

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best hag

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Yukari makes my lower parts feel tingly.

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>> No.10970978

would fug

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>> No.10971218

>meanwhile in the moon

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>> No.10971318

For some reason I like this picture.

I'm thinking of an old ZUN, living in a retired old house and having daily conversations with Yukari about how was his life and how he came to give life to Touhous.

>> No.10971511
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Why can't i hug you through my screen, Yukari-sama?

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>> No.10971787 [DELETED] 

I want to beat on those boobies like a couple of bongos

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>> No.10971866

I like this picture, thank you for sharing.

>> No.10971926

it would take at least 4 shots to kill yourself with that

>> No.10971927

American touhou

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when the fuck did you cretins become so familiar with Yakumo-sama? remember you place, you are not allowed this honor

>> No.10972212

So proud, so arrogant, so...sexy.
I want to wipe that smile off her face...

>> No.10972285
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Ran pls

Also, sexualizing Yukari!

>> No.10972293

You're going into the lady Yakumo's cooking pot if you're going like that.

>> No.10972306
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Sexualizing Yukari...against her wishes!

>> No.10972315
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Yukari needs a strong master to complete the shikigami cycle and to understand Ran pain.

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Yukari sexualizing Yukari!

>> No.10972327

I would gladly show Yukari the sufferings of a servant, but I'm not strong. Couldn't we make her weaker instead?

>> No.10972334
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Attempt to dominate Yukari...

... and fail miserably!

>> No.10972343

I'll get her yet, damn it! I've got the greatest prize in the world at the end of this, I can't fail!

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Yukari provoking us to sexualize her!

>> No.10972360

Woah, that image. I am become diamonds.

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Yukari getting more attention that she expected!

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Yukari getting more attention than she expected!

>> No.10972394
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Yeah, good luck with that.

Your best chance is getting to her house somehow while she is asleep and her various shikigami are out. Even then it's very unlikely you'll reach your goal. You'd need something to... No, I'm not going to give you any tips! Figure this one out yourself.

>> No.10972401

Moon drugs and miko seals! She's bad with the moon and shrine maidens, right?

>> No.10972415
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Oh... I'm sure a lot of things from the moon can be helpful. But how are you going to get all of that?

>> No.10972420

Your only luck is to be more OP than her. Fortunately, in the future, when your mind will be uploaded into Cyber Gensokyo, you will be able to chose whatever bullshit ability you want for your avatar.

>> No.10972425

Eirin! She's got all sorts of stuff.

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Just get lucky.

>> No.10972431
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Milking with Yukari...

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Great. Now you just need Eirin to give it to you and outsmart Yukari.

>> No.10972435

Oh, I can handle Eirin. She makes deals.
And I don't need to outsmart a sleepyhead like Yukari. She sleeps.

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Can't argue with that, but Yukari might always have a trick up her sleeve, so be careful!
Now... how are you going to get to her house? Rumors say it is in the boundary between Gensokyo and the outside world.

>> No.10972443

I love it when doujins do this. I can usually suspend my belief enough to buy in to some plot device weakening the Touhou enough to make the situation possible, but it's just hilarious when they don't even bother with that.

>We sealed the powers of Yakumo Yukari!
>Great! How did we do that?
>......uh...um...a-anyway, here's some tentacles!

>> No.10972448

Hmmm...there's gotta be a way. Marisa and Reimu just walked right in.
Maybe she sleeps somewhere else sometimes...she's pretty free-spirited.

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Well, you continue thinking about that.
By the way... what are you planning to do AFTER you did your... business?
What about the consequences?

>> No.10972460

After? What do you mean?

>> No.10972470
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Do you really think you can keep Yukari in that state forever?
Her shikigami and friends will want to have a word with you there, if she doesn't manage to free herself first.
Unless the scenario is suddenly a doujinshi where Yukari ends up being your willing slave... you're fucked.
Don't think about running either, they'll find you.
Oh well, at least you did realize your fantasy in the end.

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>> No.10972490

Well, of course it won't last forever. Everyone dies eventually, and a youkai's lifespan is far longer than a humans. So I figure the "after" won't be my concern, cuz I'll have died off. Don't worry, it's only 80 years away, tops.
I'm not worried about her buddies. If I've got the queen, it'll be no problem sweeping away some pawns.

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>> No.10972520

>If I've got the queen, it'll be no problem sweeping away some pawns.

But anon, pawns can become queens.

>> No.10972525

please don't play checkers

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So... I've wanted to ask.
Do you plan to impregnate her and make her give birth to your child?

>> No.10972569

Then it would be kings.

>> No.10972592
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Yukari Yakumo...the main reason why I became an otaku 4 years ago...I'm serious :X

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Anon... I...

>> No.10972608

Please don't sexualize Yukari.

>> No.10972619
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It's true...hell I even have a folder...

>> No.10972615
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It can't be helped.
She is too attractive.

>> No.10972624
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A folder of what? Sexualized Yukari?

>> No.10972634
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Yeah buddeh

>> No.10972647
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Oh no! Yukari has shrunk!

>> No.10972689

but pawns can't become kings

and kings don't sweep away pawns

I don't understand what you're trying to say

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>> No.10973772

to wipe her smile you must be a Lunarian

>> No.10973785

Please post more fat Yukari, like this image. >>10970645

I will be forever in your debt, /jp/!

>> No.10973970
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Hugs can be dangerous. See: death by tails.

>> No.10974106

There's no denying the appeal of that. She'd be a hell of a wife...but no, I don't think that would be a good idea.

>> No.10974109

raped by tails you mean?

>> No.10974145

Search *boorus. yakumo_yukari chubby

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come on men.

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>> No.10974209

Thanks Tom.

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>> No.10974366

Ahhhh! She's naked!

>> No.10974376

i dont get it

>> No.10974424
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God, look at her. How can you not want to dominate her?

>> No.10974429

Ran's naked, and now Yukari's gonna rape her because she's a jerk.

>> No.10974426

That one has femdom written all over it, anon.

>> No.10974433

It's easy.

>> No.10974437


Eyes creep me out

>> No.10974442
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But...the femdomness should just make you want to give her a taste of her own medicine. Right, right?

>> No.10974445

/jp/ isn't capable of anything masculine

>> No.10974450
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Easily fixed.

>> No.10974452
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For a man, I have no desire to dominate. Either something is given to me freely and of their own will or I do not want it.

Then again, I have a love fetish.

>> No.10974469

Even if she's being a dominating bitch and insulting you and shoving your face into the ground and all that?

>> No.10974493

Please don't talk about unhealthy things.

>> No.10974496
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I push away and walk away. I like *classy* ladies.

Dignity is not a commodity, anon.

>> No.10974503

What would a loser like you know about dignity? That's probably what she'd say to that.

>> No.10974505

This is incredibly rude, but do you have autism?

>> No.10974511

I agree. Sex being like a competition would be best.

>> No.10974515

This isn't rude, but do you have autism? This is _______#####LITERALLY#####______ (indeed, *flips fedora*) the most inbred thread on /jp/ at the moment.

>> No.10974518

Such vapid whores are like trolls, anon. You should pay no mind to them. Cheap women and cheap alcohol both will give you a headache eventually.

You are in /jp/, anon. By definition, we ALL are autist here, independently of how low or high functioning it might be.

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That's not exactly what I meant. But eh.

>> No.10974526

Yukari's a lot of things, but she's no cheap whore!

>> No.10974532

>By definition, we ALL are autist here, independently of how low or high functioning it might be.

Mine must be the lowest possible functioning, because I got tested for it and it came up negative.

>> No.10974535

top lel

>> No.10974544

Please take your /v/ stuff somewhere else!

>> No.10974553

You will have to excuse my autism then.

>> No.10974625
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speak for yourself, mr. "I'm such a mental cripple I post warhammer pics on the internet"

>> No.10974630

Is Milky Holmes good? It looks really cute. I don't watch anime much.

>> No.10974659

Right she's cthulhu

>> No.10974677

I haven't even gotten around to downloading the actual show yet, I just saved a bunch of the gifs at one point because they're so wonderfully fucked-up.

But yeah, I bet it is pretty good.

>> No.10974685

ack, >>10974677 was meant for >>10974630

>> No.10974687
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You guys must be mad to not see the appeal in this.

>> No.10974688

Milky Holmes 1 is cute but bad.

Milky 2 is incredibly stupid good.

>> No.10974711

I see, thank you very much.

>> No.10976372
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More from my folder...

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>> No.10976453

Can I really be called a pervert or sadist when she's pulling stuff like this?

>> No.10976622

Yukari locked away in a tiny box of a cell, deep underground on the moon, with no hope of rescue, for who knows how long. Possibly forever.

>> No.10977123

what if she uses a gap ?

>> No.10977126

Prevented by moon tech, duh.

>> No.10977157

but we're talking about Yukari, the strongest 2hu

>> No.10977174
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Mooninites are stronger.

>> No.10977189

seems like a big lie

>> No.10977201


Nonsense. Who would have something like *that*?

>> No.10977385


It's a bluff, Yakumo-sama doesn't show her hand all at once like some novice, she is on even footing if not superior to the Watasuki's but can't be assed to use full power and a prolonged fight that might give them a chance to win

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So why should I believe that?

>> No.10977403

Was it also a bluff that she lost the war a millenium ago?

Thought so.

>> No.10977408


Right, yukari looks really scared and serious in that picture.

Tell me more about how Remilia is the daughter of Vlad Tepes.

>> No.10977416

Touhou isn't a very scary or serious series. I'm not seeing the point you're trying to make, beyond saying "that's not true" in a smart ass way.

>> No.10977427
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She can only gap to the moon once a month, Toyohime can go whenever she wants.


>> No.10977445

Is there any evidence for that besides a statement, and perhaps Toyo just didn't hit her limit?

>> No.10977450

Why would Yukari lie to her servant about her abilities?

'Oh I'll just like to Ran and say I can only go once a month when I can actually go when I want.'

That's about as silly as Eirin lying about drinking the hourai elixir.

>> No.10977453

Why would the moonbitches, with all their god powers, have such a barren and lifeless civilization devoid of diversity?

>> No.10977457

Eirin probably only brought a select few people up, hence why they only have one sort of people, that being the Lunarians (not counting moon rabbits.)

The way I see it, most lunarians up there are aristrocracy or otherwise upper class whilst moon rabbits fill out the other jobs.

>> No.10977461
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There are no niggers/sandniggers on the moon, so they must be doing something right.

>> No.10977462


If they were gods above gods like a few posters seem to claim them to be, they wouldn't have to be brought up, and they could create their own followers, and a realm filled with diverse life.

Saying that they just don't want to do so is equivalent to saying that Yukari is omnipotent but just doesn't give any fucks, which is probably also false. Exaggerations and hyperbole abound.

>> No.10977465

Well, the Kanji for Lunarian is literally 'moon human'.

The Moon may be a place of noble gods, but there are also the crowd that fills the places below. Kaguya isn't a goddess, is she? The Watatsukis aren't moon goddesses. The two guards at the gate aren't moon gods.

They are just humans brought up and made pure by whatever the moon has. This could be either of eirin's doing or just hat it's a pure realm. Something like that. It's really late here.

>> No.10977468

Damn moonbitches can't get their own thread so the two posters who like them cling to yukari threads.

>> No.10977474
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Post more pictures then.
Moonies will be mentioned whenever Yukari's powers are discussed, better get used to it.

>> No.10977538
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Will they still be mentioned if we discuss Yukari boobs?

>> No.10977563
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Probably not.
They can't match Yukari in that area.

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>> No.10977599

My first 2hu crush along with Yuugi.

>> No.10977612
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Yukari can be pretty cute, I suppose.

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Hold her tight, anon!

>> No.10978086

Yukari is such a slut.

>> No.10979913
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Read the file name dork

>> No.10980020
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If you squeeze Yukari tight, will she return the hug?

>> No.10980824

No, she cums all over your body

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>> No.10980889
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Well yes, Yukari is pretty lewd.

>> No.10980905

she looks like lily white

>> No.10980908

I love this artist and his big stinky dicks.

>> No.10980920

best yukari doujinshi in existence

>> No.10980934
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>> No.10980989
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>this thread

>> No.10981000

What if she farts?

>> No.10981357

I welcome it.

>> No.10981503
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>> No.10982365
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i feel like yukari should be small

>> No.10982399
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loli Yukari is fine for me

>> No.10983409
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Yukari hug.

>> No.10983413
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CoLA artist Genji Asai feels the same.

>> No.10983453
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>> No.10983492

Pervert, no. Sadist, yes.

>> No.10983497

Now put an onahole in it.

>> No.10983841
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Yukari's perfect shikigami

>> No.10983860

do not want

>> No.10984908
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Yukari smile

>> No.10984924
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I can live with that.

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If you were in a room with Yukari, do you think you would be able to work up the nerve to talk to her? If so, what would you say?

>> No.10992792

Probably not, I would just stare awkwardly. I imagine she has no problem making the first move though.

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>> No.10996489
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I would leave or try to ignore her presence because that situation would make me anxious.

>> No.10997105
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This thread is giving me cardiac arrest.

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I want her to dominate me. One way ticket to gensokyo, please.

>> No.10997118

She's pretty much the personification of the unknown. I'd be scared shitless.

>> No.10997135
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I-I'm your biggest fan.

>> No.10997131

Sexually intimidating.

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>> No.10997215
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Yukari's boobs!

>> No.10997319

That makes me want to make a generic RPG system made for ERPing.

>> No.10997334


I can't really think of anything I'd want to talk to her about.

>> No.10997339

I want to murder every single Touhou and people who post/make these threads. Don't tell anyone though.

>> No.10997343
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>> No.10997348
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I would probably panic and say or do something embarassing enough to make her want to leave.

>> No.10997368

Ask her if she's the strongest 2hu.

>> No.10997407

sure you wanna die

>> No.10997793
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Ask her for a ride on train together, and while we are riding, ask about her relation to Maribel Hearn.

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Yukari loves her station.

>> No.10998023

That depends. What's she doing? Are we alone?

>> No.10998377
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Feel free to create your own circumstance.

>> No.10998617

What would you do if, while hugging Yukari, you noticed that she had an erection?

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>> No.10998638

It's a man baby.

Pure maidens do not have 5 foot long dicks .

>> No.10998642

And how do you know that?

>> No.10998651

Because Newton used calculus to prove pure maidens have 10 ft long dicks.

>> No.10998685

stop posting that pic

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>> No.10999237

You don't want me to do that.

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>> No.10999335

Why signs?

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Why not?

>> No.10999711
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Train train~

>> No.10999747

hookers love signs

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>> No.10999768

She sleeps during the day and fucks over 400 men during the night.

With a sex life like that, it's no wonder she ended up giving birth to Maribel.

>> No.10999771
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Patient Yukari.

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Get an erection myself.

>> No.10999802

[citation needed]

>> No.10999814


>(C83) [WindArTeam (WindArt)] Lunatic Banquet

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>> No.10999878

translation when?

>> No.11000199
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Oh my.

>> No.11000210
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Ara ara

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>> No.11000212

man that's really fucking cute and she doesn't have those ridiculous breasts secondaries give her all the time.

>> No.11000219

That's more like it.
...wait, no. Don't molest Reimu.

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She'll scare her instead. That'll show that shrine maiden!

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>> No.11000315
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Reimu don't like being surprised...

>> No.11000316

I want Yukari to bully me.

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>> No.11000486

Yeah. I love you.

>> No.11000505
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lil' Yukari munch a munch-munch

>> No.11000515

nnnnnnnnnng her toes

>> No.11000560

You confess to her when she's such a state!? Damn it, anon, work on your timing!

>> No.11000685

I hate Yukari so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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She is very pretty.

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>> No.11001487
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> I..i love you

>> No.11001515

Isn't this artist the one who likes to draw monstergirls and bizarre dickgirls?

>> No.11001568
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Post the other one. The one with Yukarin grinning.

>> No.11002113

You up for some shenanigans?

>> No.11002162
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Yukari lewd!

>> No.11002176
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I want to hug Yukari ;_;

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>> No.11002247

I can't look at these faces without thinking that girl just got her mind broke. I don't like it.

>> No.11002257

Minds were made to be broken, Anon.

>> No.11002264

Bullshit, anon.

>> No.11002286

I want to snowball with Yukari

>> No.11002301

Just accept it and it'll make your life so much easier.

>> No.11002346

Her face screams, "WOLOLOLOLOLOL"

>> No.11002347

Sounds like a mind break line. Oooh, just give in, it'll be so much easier and you'll feel so good. Ignore that it'll cost you your dreams, beliefs, personality, and everything that makes you yourself.
I refuse.

>> No.11002351

That's the beauty.
No responsibility anymore

>> No.11002353

Nothing else anymore either. It's not worth it on any level.

>> No.11002355


Chill out dude, its a drawing.

>> No.11002357

I want to mindbreak Yukari with love.

>> No.11002359

It's like a very sexy suicide without the death

>> No.11002371

Not suicide, murder. Big difference.
And it's got death. "Everything that makes you yourself," remember? All gone. The body will stick around, but there's nothing left of the mind; mentally, the victim is dead.

>> No.11002387

What would be the point of mindbreaking Yukari? I want to fug her because of who she is, otherwise I'd just get a flesh light. I want to tease her privates whilst she say "B-baka! Lowly Humans don' have access to that area!". Then I'd say "your armpits are emitting pheromones, its so obscene" and she'd say "S-stop saying weird things!". Then I'd penetrate her womb.

>> No.11002394


Tsundere qualities...
beyond shit tastes

>> No.11002398

See? This guy knows what's up.

>I want to fug her because of who she is, otherwise I'd just get a flesh light.
Exactly! Thank you!

>> No.11002407


That's not tsundere, that's what any normal person who's been reading too much manga would say.

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>> No.11002562

Are they surprised by the stuff on her face or that she's in their dorm room/house?

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>> No.11003754

i don't get it

>> No.11003757

What a terrible picture.

>> No.11004046

Yukari inserted her hand in dude's body?

>> No.11005675

I also don't get it. Someone please explain why her hand being in that guy's shirt is worthy of that facial expression.

>> No.11005736

She gapped her arm inside his body and is about to rip out his spine. Fatality!

>> No.11007220

woah Yukari is suck a bitch

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>> No.11007518

Just play the game, although Yukari-wise it was disappointing for me. It's even translated anyways.

>> No.11007796

What game?

>> No.11007836

Anonymous goes to Gensokyo.

>> No.11017021
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Yukari a cheerleader

>> No.11017032

I hate this "artist"

>> No.11017081

>Give life to Touhous
>Not secretly spreading knowledge of their land through his games after Yukari gave him a grand tour of Gensokyo

>> No.11017091
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Are you trying to seduce me, Yukari-sama?

>> No.11017100

I agree with you. His art a shit and he likes making up shitty stories and torturing the characters.

>> No.11019996
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Yukari smell

>> No.11024361

I bet she has a very womanly and fragrant smell.

>> No.11024648

100% swaggin on your bitch
You gonna let him?

>> No.11024676

I want to molest Yukari.

>> No.11024727

omg scary!

>> No.11024761

You can't molest the initiative molester

>> No.11024805

Oh yes I can.

>> No.11024953
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Even though I hated the "Yukarin is too old and now needs a rest" setting to death. I still almost cried to that latest scene.

Yukari has some of the best backstory, with Yuyuko, Reimu's mom etc.

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>> No.11024978

Wah wah wah, hold it right there buddy, I thought raymoo was brought to the Hakurei shrine by a turtle and not a mom.

>> No.11024987

I meant *doujin*
and Reimu's predecessor is canon afaik.

>> No.11025033

Why do people get the impression that Yukari is a hostile and dangerous youkai anyway? She even BFF'd Yuyuko when Yuyuko was still a human girl, that's like, a textbook example of human-friendliness.

>> No.11025048

It's the impression she tries to leave with people, so it's not ridiculous that the uneducated would think such a thing.

>> No.11025062

My only guess is that she's often described as the "most youkai-like of the youkai" in canon texts.

>> No.11025074
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Oh yeah, she doesn't look suspicious at all.

>> No.11025081

She's a powerful and quirky youkai, that alone makes people around her uneasy.

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Yukari is the best 2hu and ZUN agrees with that.

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What do you do, /jp/?

>> No.11025127

see Yukari's pantsu