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Any of you dudes thirsty?

>> No.10959398

>>10959389
I guess, but I've already got a bottle of water.

>> No.10959409

always thirsty
can never quench the thirst
no matter how much drink
anybody else know tf

>> No.10959415
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10959415

Just cleaned my teeth so only water for me.
Otherwise I'll need to clean them again after

>> No.10959434
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10959434

i'll take a dr. peter, thanks little twat

>> No.10959447

>>10959434
Are you sure you shouldn't be drinking a diet dr. peter lmao

>> No.10959459

Yes but I can't leave my room to get a drink because the dogs are scratching at my door and if I see them it will trigger my social anxiety.

>> No.10959464

>>10959389
I would totally have a casual beer with Chihaya, specially if she pays for them.

>> No.10959477

>>10959459
are you part of dog society

>> No.10959478

im thirsty for ure love bby ;)

>> No.10959513

>>10959464
*akward silence*

w-well good bye then

y-you too

>> No.10959519

>>10959477
No and I'd like to keep it that way.

>> No.10959532

A few days ago I went to my uncle's house, and he's the only person whose house I've been to that keeps dogs.

He talks to them. Like he doesn't just call their names, he baby-talks at them. "Come here, Marley! Daddy's going to give you some food! Yes he is, yes he is!"

What the fuck. Do all dog owners do this, or is my uncle just batshit insane?

>> No.10959534

I want to go to a park with a cute idol and drink beer. We'd sit on a swing set and have an awkward conversation while staring at nothingness.

>> No.10959549

>>10959532
One of my aunts owns dogs, and another owns rabbits, and they're the same way.

>> No.10959558

>>10959464
>>10959534
>>buying beer for a minor or being normalfag enough to like legal drinking age girls
>>drinking beer to quench thirst

Probably Americlaps who drink their lager ice cold and think all beers are lagers.

>> No.10959561

>>10959532
I talk to my cat and dog. They understand what you say, believe it or not.

Hell, my cat is smart enough to wake me up at 7:30AM when I miss setting my alarm clock. Saved me many times from being tardy.

>> No.10959575

>>10959561
I wish I had a cat....
Fucking allergies....

>> No.10959567

I haven't seen my roommate drink anything but gin for the past fortnight. He goes through two 70Cl bottles a day so his bedroom is strewn with bottles and stinks of alcohol.

>> No.10959569

>>10959561
> 7:30AM

B-But that's bedtime!

>> No.10959574

>>10959532
I do that all the time, even in public. I don't find it strange at all. I think it's kind of therapeutic.

Then again, I'm not the sanest person around.

>> No.10959593

>>10959558
Most beers that come in a can are lagers.

I'm not made of money. If I want to drink beer, I usually settle for the cheapest brand.

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>>10959389

We have plenty already, thanks.

>> No.10959598

>>10959593
No-one is made of money, that would not be healthy.

>> No.10959606
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10959606

>>10959434

>> No.10959604
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10959604

are dogs sad that they dont have thumbs

>> No.10959617

>>10959558
how does this guy make his text green?????~?

>> No.10959611

>>10959604
My dog only complains when he has to go out to pee and can't open the door himself.

>> No.10959613

>>10959604
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

>> No.10959630

>>10959617
You put two carrots before your text,
>>like this

>> No.10959633

>>10959606
i said a dr peter, stupid bitch

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>>10959633

>> No.10959650

>>10959630
>>heh
>>look at me go /jp/!!!
:)

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>>10959606

Rikka can drink my Mr. Peter, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10959656

How do I get alcohol without money?

>> No.10959665

>>10959656
Ambient bacteria naturally convert sugars into alcohol

>> No.10959668
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10959668

What do Japanese drinks taste like?
How about their beer?

>> No.10959672

>>10959656
Are you a fast runner?

>> No.10959680

>>10959665
shut your fucking mouth queer

>> No.10959685

>>10959668
PISSSSSSSS

>> No.10959716
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10959716

Summer is the best because of iced tea.

>> No.10959707

>>10959668
Real beer is expensive and hard to get in Japan. Most people drink happoshu and call it beer.

>> No.10959715

>>10959611
I once played thumb wrestling with my dog
Talk about awkward

>> No.10959720

>>10959716
Why would you ruin a good cup of tea with ice?

>> No.10959730

>>10959720
Ice is just water.

>> No.10959738

>>10959716
Chill out!

>> No.10959748

>>10959716
Why do Americans put so much ice in things? I'm not doing a thing here, Americans really pile that shit in there compared to most countries I've been to.

It just makes your beverage more awkward to drink, and not a whole lot colder.

>> No.10959757

>>10959650
nice

>> No.10959763

>>10959748
It makes it colder faster, and if you drink it quickly, it does so without watering down the drink as much.

>> No.10959765

If only ZUN!bar was here...

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