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10953685 No.10953685[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Some armadillos can inflate their stomachs and intestines with air, to float across a body of water.

How would you like to learn this ability? I can teach you.

>> No.10953689

I'm not getting this one.

Is this the guy you based that "shitposting technique" drawing on?

>> No.10953700

>>10953689
You're too young.

>> No.10953713

>>10953700
I'm 21. That puts me on the older end of the /jp/ age bell curve.

>> No.10953723

>>10953713
if that's what you actually believe then you are too young, mentally and spiritually

wise_elder cannot teach such persons

>> No.10953731

>>10953713
We have at least 10-20 people between 26-30. You are in the middle.

>> No.10953741

>>10953731
No, it peaks at about 18-19, then there's a slow dip with many early twentysomethings, a couple of late twentysomethings, and one guy in his thirties (fuck off, creep).

>> No.10953736

I wanna learn. Can you teach me?

>> No.10953758

>>10953741
>(fuck off, creep)

Can't help but laugh at this homosexual degenerate projecting his own insecurities.

You know deep down you won't be the wild party boy having "cute" blowjob sessions forever. In ten years you'll be that "creep" engaging in anal sex with whatever old faggot takes you.

God, why are homosexuals such pitiful people?

>> No.10953782

>>10953736
I'm not learning it, am I?

>> No.10953783

>>10953758
I'm heterosexual. I live with my girlfriend.

>> No.10953785

>>10953758

dnt even get lemon m8 i swear

>> No.10953787

>>10953783
Is that what he tells you to call him?

>> No.10953793
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10953793

>>10953783

>mfw homogay gets so owned he pretends to be straight

>> No.10953797

>>10953758
>>10953787
>>10953793

old person detected

>> No.10953800

>>10953793
You should have used Alan Turing or someone's face.

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