Who would win in a battle between the Justice League and all the Touhous?

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Anonymous Mon May 27 09:09:22 2013 No.10950319 [DELETED]

Who would win in a battle between the Justice League and all the Touhous?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 09:24:52 2013 No.10950375 yukari would mess with the border of the justice league winning / losing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 10:13:03 2013 No.10950375,1 Depends. Are the Touhous' powers limited by the Hakurei Barrier/spellcard system, or are they unbound? (The difference it makes is only how many of them it would take to wipe the floor with the League, though.)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 10:16:23 2013 No.10950554 File: 222 KB, 600x600, 7539773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's an unfair matchup. Let's make this a bit less one-sided. Who'd win in a battle between Justice League and Baquartet?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 12:02:24 2013 No.10951052 >>10950554 badmad wid breb dime:------DD

naitoknaito Mon May 27 12:06:09 2013 No.10951062
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Well, I guess that Superman could stop a train.
BUT not a train coming out of his AN-US. You could say he has some bad GAS.
Please someone get the fucking joke ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:32:42 2013 No.10955134 Delete this thread, Janitron.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:41:11 2013 No.10955174 Why does Wonder Women have H-cup breasts? They give her a decent outfit but they couldn't give her normal breasts?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:45:56 2013 No.10955203 File: 170 KB, 645x893, 1322333192151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10950319 Sakuya>justice league

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:45:56 2013 No.10955204 why do all superheroes have the exact same body type? if they switched suits and got different haircuts any of them can be any other. also, what's with the latex fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:47:42 2013 No.10955213 >>10955204 Didn't used to be that way. Crappy Gen Y artists is the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:48:12 2013 No.10955218 >>10955204 is wearing underwear outside pants part of the job description?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 00:48:12 2013 No.10955220 >>10955204 I beg to differ. Superhero art style actually offers distinctive faces. Unlike most faces in Japanese drawn media.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:02:11 2013 No.10955276 >>10955220 Beg harder faglord.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:07:56 2013 No.10955301 File: 61 KB, 306x368, 1368032707040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The justice league or their evil darkness zombie clones?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:20:26 2013 No.10955341 >>10950554 Well let's see, they would be driven insane, they would be blinded, they would freeze and have all the world's insects attack them at once. I'd still give it to the Justice League

Anonymous Tue May 28 01:42:11 2013 No.10955451

you guys are retarded

super man has the power to reverse time itself. also he is stronger than mother fucking goku.
flash can move at over 60 000 times the speed of ligth
green lantern can also destroy planets

most of them could kill every touhou alone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:43:12 2013 No.10955455 2hus don't die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:44:56 2013 No.10955468 >>10955455 op asked who would win in a battle not a deathmatch

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:45:41 2013 No.10955472 >>10955468 I refuse to retract my statement.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:47:41 2013 No.10955485 Superman would burn them all alive #rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:49:26 2013 No.10955493 >>10955451 You're the retarded one. Most of Touhous are unkillable with physical attacks. And that doesn't even account for those who are unkillable, period. Or already dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:51:11 2013 No.10955507 >>10950554 That depends on Rumia can be EX or not. If she can become EX Rumia, the Justice League and all other Touhou lose.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:53:42 2013 No.10955514 I apologize on behalf of the other fucks at /co/ for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 01:53:42 2013 No.10955515 >>10955451 You're retarded. They can't kill Yuyuko, she's already dead. Yuyuko can kill any mortal.

Anonymous Tue May 28 02:18:26 2013 No.10955618

>>10955451
>super man has the power to reverse time itself. also he is stronger than mother fucking goku.
Sakuya can stop time outright.
You may not know this, but Superman has a few weaknesses besides Kryptonite.
Without a yellow sun, he loses his powers; and several Touhous are able to make the night last forever.
Also, strangely, magic is as effective on him as it is on a human. Most Touhous are able to radiate dangerous magic in all directions with ridiculous density, and are able to dodge to a degree that Superman's ranged weapons would be worse than useless.

>flash can move at over 60 000 times the speed of ligth
And Yukari can manipulate the boundary of speed and slowness to make his temperature fall to absolute zero instead.

>green lantern can also destroy planets
He's human, so he's susceptible to Yuyuko's ability to cause humans to die. Furthermore, he's weak to the color yellow. Utterly swamping him in yellow is easy for beings that shoot stupid amounts of energy balls, which can be yellow.

>most of them could kill every touhou alone
It's the other way around. Certain Touhous are able to wipe out the entire Justice League alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:19:41 2013 No.10955625 File: 143 KB, 500x499, tumblr_inline_mn78j8mtw21qz4rgp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:25:41 2013 No.10955653 File: 688 KB, 900x1100, 3767e355eb5a95174aebe011e82c6c35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955451 Every last one of them is mortal. Yuyuko yawns, and the entire DC universe collapses, dead, except for Death of the Endless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:26:41 2013 No.10955658 >>10950319 silver age green lantern nearly died to ordinary people a dozen times. batman can't handle magic it's going to ruin his autistic plans. what's wonderwoman's power anyway? bdsm with the unbreakable rope and FEMINISM? she's so fucking dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:28:42 2013 No.10955667 Which version and time period of the Justice League are we talking about here, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:31:56 2013 No.10955685 >>10950319 that's a mismatch. Batman alone can beat all the touhous with their armors and weapons refined to +15

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:33:41 2013 No.10955691 >>10955685 How?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:38:26 2013 No.10955710 >>10955667 90s

Anonymous Tue May 28 02:39:56 2013 No.10955715

Flash would be the only real threat there everyone else YES including Supes is more or less canon fodder.

Yukari gap Bats, Cyborg, Aquaman to the moon ( can WW breath in space? )

Yuugi and Kanako could probably handle WW, Okuu could finish her off

Anythouhou could handle supes ( vurnerable to magic ) so if a bunch of the strongest team up he's fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:44:41 2013 No.10955743 File: 101 KB, 298x397, 1365694793072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955685 well, I will use nigger tewi™ to write a new 2hu universe where chen has the power of one ssj4 and kicks superman's ass.

Anonymous Tue May 28 02:45:41 2013 No.10955753

>>10955685
Batman can't win in a fistfight with any Touhou because he can't use or dodge danmaku, and because youkai are stronger than humans.

Satori can read minds. All Batman's plans will come to naught if exposed, and he has plenty of trauma in his past which could have horribly incapacitating effects if suddenly thrown into his face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:45:56 2013 No.10955755 Flash can literally appear at every concievable point in time and space. He can go so fast he becomes omnipresent .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:47:56 2013 No.10955765 >>10955755 Yukari would render that useless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:51:11 2013 No.10955785 >>10955625 Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:53:26 2013 No.10955792 Is this the part where we fight to see which character with a bullshit power is written more poorly?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:53:56 2013 No.10955796 >>10955792 Flandre is most powerful 2hu.

Anonymous Tue May 28 02:55:11 2013 No.10955803

>>10955755
Sakuya can stop time. Since speed is displacement over time, if time is stopped, regardless of Flash's speed, he doesn't move and Sakuya can just stab him, or put a knife in front of him so he runs into it at full speed.

Yuyuko can cause his death regardless of his speed or position.

And, of course, Yukari can manipulate the border between motion and stillness and make him stop moving.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:55:12 2013 No.10955808 >>10955804 post the powerman one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:55:26 2013 No.10955804 >shitty writing vs shitty writing I love these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:56:12 2013 No.10955809 It's all moot anyway, because even if Gensokyo loses, Keine can devour the history of the battle ever having happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:57:57 2013 No.10955817 File: 150 KB, 711x1022, Superman VS Goku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:59:26 2013 No.10955826 >>10955817 Naah. Goku would kill that yankee bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:03:26 2013 No.10955841 >>10955472 Doesn't matter the Justice league doesn't kill Touhou do ( or used to PC-98 ;_; stupid Danmaku new ruleset )

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:09:11 2013 No.10955882 >>10955826 is funny because superman isn't yankee, he is a fucking foreign like all of the best americans

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:09:26 2013 No.10955877 >>10955803 Flash has literally outrun death ( yes the concept too ) Also the goku argument yeah nah Supes is a cunt and goku would win http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-erred-goku-vs-superman

Anonymous Tue May 28 03:09:26 2013 No.10955878

>>10955841
You refer to the spellcard rules. Danmaku was just as used in the PC-98 games, but spellcard rules govern all matches since EoSD, including fighting game ones.

Player characters didn't kill in the PC-98 games either. Sure, they sealed people and stole their stuff, but they didn't kill. The only exception is Yumemi Okazaki, who killed and reabsorbed a copy of herself created by messing around with space-time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:13:26 2013 No.10955905 File: 220 KB, 720x900, 05e0ae575c6ef89677278940b450447d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like Bucket Ranka scares the crap outta Sadako, and Sadako can like kill anybody.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:41:42 2013 No.10956065 >>10950319 Well the Justice League is better then any Nip shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:43:27 2013 No.10956076 >>10955204 Why do all anime character lack noses?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:44:42 2013 No.10956084 File: 194 KB, 940x558, alexrossjusticeleague.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955204 Jim Lee is a pretty meh artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:50:28 2013 No.10956128 /co/mrade here. It's a non issue because none of it is real and we should all go back and enjoy our favorite forms of media.

Anonymous Tue May 28 03:51:57 2013 No.10956145
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See this girl here? See this girl right here? Most of the Touhou universe is SCARED OF HER. Most of them probably suck their thumbs at night hoping this bitch isn't PMSing

Why? Because she cannot be hurt at all by anything ever since she has the power 'to fly away from reality'. Yeah, she has to allow you to hurt her for her own entertainment.

She also has the power to summon gods to do her will. If there is someone out there with some crazy insane hax powers all Reimu has to do is find out which of the 6,000,000 gods' powers is appropriate in the fight and use their power to win all the while she's flying away from reality so you can't hurt her until she figures it out.

Every fucking Justice League hero and villain is utterly and completely screwed if this girl alone decides to enter the fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:54:57 2013 No.10956173 >>10956145 What an awful character.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:56:57 2013 No.10956186 >>10956173 Touhou isn't about who's power dick is biggest, but who's danmaku is more beautiful and difficult to graze.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:58:58 2013 No.10956209 File: 23 KB, 250x312, 250px-Hellboy_The_Wolves_of_St_August.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10956145 Hellboy could beat her.

Anonymous Tue May 28 04:01:12 2013 No.10956233
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>>10956128
Batt~maaaaaaaan~

Anyway I'd love to see the green lantern world deal with touhou antics. Hell I bet you could make ten different kinds of wacky aliens out of each touhou character.

Anonymous Tue May 28 04:01:27 2013 No.10956228
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You can't make an argument for the justice league that involves removing limits to their powers, even though they've done it periodically in the comic books (Supes' infinite mass punch, yet he gets tripped up by flash sometimes as well)

Doing so means the 2hus also have no limits and their powers can be taken to an extreme literal.

Border of the justice league heroes having ever existed ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:01:42 2013 No.10956230 >>10956173 I love touhou and I agree, Reimu is pretty shit. That guy was overstating her abilities though, she's definitely not unbeatable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:02:27 2013 No.10956236 File: 205 KB, 1071x900, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What battle? I don't recall there being a battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:03:12 2013 No.10956245 File: 24 KB, 161x139, Wiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10956145 She's a stage 4 boss and not even hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:03:42 2013 No.10956249 >>10956145 Doesn't matter because prep time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:09:58 2013 No.10956308 File: 790 KB, 654x693, Yorihime[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10956145 Yorihime > Reimu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:18:42 2013 No.10956369 >>10956308 Even though I hate moonslut, I hate Reimu more, so I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:45:42 2013 No.10956560 Who would win in a battle between Patchouli Knowledge and Lord Voldemort?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 05:14:27 2013 No.10956706 >>10956560 Raw arcane power aside, Patchouli actually has maneuverability-related and defensive magic, and doesn't need an implement to cast her spells. Voldemort would have a hard time even hitting her, much less hurting her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:02:27 2013 No.10956927 >>10956209 Bullshit asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:06:57 2013 No.10956951 >>10950319 always remember OP HOME > VISITOR

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:19:42 2013 No.10957000 File: 619 KB, 1593x5000, Power-Man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955808 Still disappointed he didn't include Yukari.

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