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10941615 No.10941615 [Reply] [Original]

The original bakku-shan

>> No.10941630
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10941630

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

>> No.10941636

Did anyone ever like China?

>> No.10941645

>>10941636
I liked how her spell cards looked, but other than that she was pretty boring.

>> No.10941661

>>10941636
Her danmaku is very colorful, I like her music and her portrait is very intimidating; befitting of a gate guard.

>> No.10941680

See also: The slut of the Scarlet Devil Mansion

>> No.10941714

meiling is bomb as hell you buttlords
stop the disrespec

>> No.10941749

>>10941714

No I won't. She was the ugliest touhou. If we had to drop one touhou, it would be her. No questions.

>> No.10941750
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10941750

Not only is she smoking hot, but she's also a canon sweetheart.

10/10 would fuck.

>> No.10941762

I like her because she reminds me of father Mao and everlasting comradeship of the people.

>> No.10941779
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10941779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNAKAOzs2g

>> No.10941786

Fuck you, she's the only pure girl in Gensoukyo.

>> No.10941788

The best thing she ever said was *death rattle*

>> No.10941819
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10941819

>>10941749

motherfucker

you best check yo'self

>> No.10941818
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10941818

> Implying Cirno isn't the ugliest

>> No.10941815

Best character in Soku, next in line for the inevitable HM expansion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yphZORHaRc

>> No.10941829

>>10941819

Hey, if you want to go after the pig that's fine. I won't stop you.

>> No.10941830
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10941830

I mean seriously, check yo'self.

>> No.10941858

Gooks are racist as fuck, that's why ZUN made her the shittiest 2hu.

>> No.10941859

>>10941818

Heh, guess she wasn't the strongest

>> No.10941866
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10941866

>scared of a woman who can snap your NEET back like a twig

Cowards.

>> No.10941871

>>10941866
She's a strong woman and It's why I Love her.

>> No.10941889

>>10941871

You sound like one of those housewives that watches The View. 'A strong woman'? I could strangle her to death.

>> No.10941895

>>10941858
>China gives Japan a written language
>Japan gives China the Rape of Nanking
They're bros, bro.

>> No.10941901
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>>10941829
>pig

No, seriously. Lets review. Meiling has:

- long red hair
- bright green eyes
- amazing legs, but not the "long, slender" kind or the "thick, muscled" kind; she's got the long, graceful calves and the powerful, firm thighs, the "perfect" package,
- large, buxom breasts
- and a classic hourglass figure

She's got the classic "perfect" body; hell, some people complain about her because she's TOO perfect; it comes across as almost boring because its been over-represented to death by a media with no appreciation for the vast breadth and subtleties of female beauty. But "pig?" You're calling motherfucking Meiling a "pig?"

Trust me, man. You need to sit down and check yourself very carefully. Have one of those long conversations with a mirror or smoke some peyote and hump a cactus or whatever the fuck they do on spirit journeys. Because man, somethings up. Either you're a pedo, or gay, or... something, but you'd best come to terms with it now.

>> No.10941902
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>>10941889
>I can kill a fictional character with my real hands!
I know you're just being an ironic shitposter, but that made me laugh. Thank you.

>> No.10941921

>>10941901

Yeeeah, no. She is a pig. She's all yours. I don't want any of that. I'll be off choosing from some of the pretty 2hu, thank you.

>> No.10941924
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10941924

Meiling is a chain smoker!

>> No.10941935

>>10941924

THAT SLUT

>> No.10942004
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10942004

Best Touhouvania outfit.

>> No.10942034
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>>10941818

That image is good, but this one is the masterpiece. It's that look of stunned confusion, like a kicked puppy. That simple, astounded question: why? What did I do to deserve that? Why?

>> No.10942050

>>10942034
Can you please not post images like this here, or at least spoiler them with a warning.

>> No.10942083

>>10941921
>pretty 2hu

Like... who?

>> No.10942091

>>10942034

I like this.

"I... but..."
"See, now you made me do that. I didn't want to, but you really didn't give me an option."
"I... I... *hic*"
"Honey, don't cry. HONEY. Listen to me. From now on, you do what you're told. Or I swear that I'll really lose my temper. I'll make tonight look like a cut finger."
"Uuuuhhh..."
"Do you understand?"
"..."
"DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?"
"... yeah..."
"Atta girl."

>> No.10942149

>>10942091
I will hurt you.

>> No.10942156

>>10942149

But then I'll hurt her.

>> No.10942171

>>10942156
No, you won't, because you won't be able to reach her.

>> No.10942176

>>10942091
Men are scum. Fuck

>> No.10942181

>>10942156
I'll call the cops

>> No.10942217
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10942217

>>10942171

You think you could get to her through me? She doesn't leave the house, and you're probably some weakling who would choke on air on a bad day. Come at me, I could use a laugh and someone else to take my frustrations out on.

>>10942176

Don't be mad because you came up short on gender. Someone has to serve the kings. It is a good life if you mind yourself.

>> No.10942231

>>10942176
That was another woman.
It's Touhou, after all.

>> No.10942262

>>10942217
I think I can get her away from you, and I think you're all talk.

>> No.10942271

>>10942034

Pictures like that unleash some kind of beast in me. I would then throw her down, pin her under my body and bite her arm until she screamed. Maybe lean my knee on her stomach for a bit so she struggled to breathe.

>> No.10942284

>>10942262

And I think she wants to stay with me. After all, I'm a good provider for her. We go to the lake every weekend, and we go dancing on Tuesdays. And as long as she minds herself we are a happy family.

>> No.10942351

>>10942217
Maybe till the day I poison you! TILL THE DAY

>> No.10942365

>>10942351

You would ruin Cirno's happiness, destroy her family? You're nothing but a monster.

>> No.10942373

This thread is weird as fuck.

>> No.10942376

>>10942365
Yes, anon. Collateral damage means nothing to me.

>> No.10942384

>>10942284
If she enjoys this life, it's only because it's the only one she knows. She would be happier without you, but you won't let her realize that.
I will.

>> No.10943027

>>10942384

And how do you know that she would be happier without me? We have never been closer, since I showed her her place. She is more adoring than ever. She practices her magic harder than ever. And when we are together and happy she smiles and laughs more than ever before. Face it; she is mine. And she always will be. And that is where both of us want to be.

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>>10941921
>Meiling
>Master of martial arts
>Pig

What.

>> No.10944179

What is the correct version of her name, Mei Ling, Hong Meiling or just Meiling? I've seen all being used.

>> No.10944211

>>10944179
China xDD

>> No.10944215

>>10944179
Hong Meiling, Meiling being her given name.

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