/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ordering my first onahole from NLS. What should I write in the request box so they will remove the packaging and declare the contents as books? I'm afraid they won't understand me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936165
there is no way those are completely filled with semen. It would take months just to fill a single bottle for one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936175
are you stupid? you can clearly see that none of them are full, they just have a little bit at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

I watched a JAV where a girl poured of fifty bottles of urine over herself in this clear tub and then had sex in the urine-filled tub. It was pretty disgusting, only because I could tell that the urine was cold as hell at that point. Urine should be warm, not cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936165
They can understand english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936165
Also, what did you order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936304
"Please remove items from packaging and write Books on the shipping document."
Will they understand something like this?

>>10936308
Girl in the Box and lotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936322
They'll understand that. You'll be fine.

>Girl in the Box
I can see why you don't want the packaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936330
Okay, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't hurt to write it both in English and Japanese run through a translator underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936165
where do you live, OP?

and if you live in a country where customs is going to open the pkg no matter what, don't you think they'll find it rather odd that the pkg very obviously does not contain books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936322
You'll have a lot of explaining to do when customs opens your package and notices there aren't any books in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936873
>>10936884
Customs don't usually open packages here unless it's something they can tax and books don't get taxed.

The document is the responsibility of the sender too so I won't have to explain anything if they label it incorrectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936900
What is the consequence for the sender?

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936947
Get arrested if they show up at the airport or there's some treaty that says they can getcha for your tax evasion or your dildo smuggling or whatever it is you're doing that you're so worried about (and which sounds so very optional...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937018
It just seems like these places do it freely. Maybe customs agents are sympathetic to people hiding embarrassing sex toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936165
Was this ever uploaded ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936900
well if they won't open it if it's not worth taxing, why even ask NLS to remove the packaging. keep the box and enjoy the art.

[Anonymous No.]

That onahole looks awfully small. Are you sure you'll fit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937518
I hadn't considered that. Is it much of a problem? I thought they were supposed to be very stretchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10936900

should ask them to remove the box or risk getting caught with the loli box by canadian mounties?

[Anonymous No.]

My onahole just got written off as "toy" or "massager". It was covered in plastic and shipping info so no one noticed. They really just get the packages, store them and leave them alone. They pass them to you in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10938591
ditto. mine were "plastic toys" or "plastic figures" on the packing slip, and were wrapped in dark plastic on the inside of the box as well for extra privacy. nobody bothered with them.