/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Gives me flashbacks of the times with my girlfriend. She would ask then. "Are you laughing at me?"

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>>10932428
>Gives me flashbacks of the times with my girlfriend. She would ask then. "Are you laughing at me?"
Don't speak with your left hand, dude.

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Please don't wear shoes indoors, Alice. It's bad manners and unhygienic.

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>>10932436
No. That's true story. Also I am a girl.

Do you feel shocked? utter horror? Good. iizo

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>>10932436
!!

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>>10932441
shut the hell up nigger. Alice is clearly a proud AMERICAN.

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>>10932444
I'm a girl too...hello!

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>>10932448
Americans are the worst. They even wear pants indoors, not even barbarians wear pants indoors.

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>>10932452
...piss off

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>>10932443
Nice squat!

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>>10932463
Now that's not how a lady should act!

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>>10932463
Sorry, I was just trying to be friendly. Sorry. ;_;

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>>10932465
>>10932466
I mean. Shouldn't you guys love this stuff? I'm shedding my heart out and all you do is mock me. You would never understand me. Never could.

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I want to kiss a girl!

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Homosexuality is sinful

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>>10932481
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry. I can't understand what you're saying. Sorry. Please forget I said anything.

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>>10932481
hey girl i understnd u

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>>10932486
>Homosexuality is sinful
Girl x Girl is the purest form of love, no filthy and ugly dicks involved.

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>>10932490
Two girls can't have a baby together. Love is only for people to have babies.

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>>10932489
>>10932491
Fine

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>>10932495
Let's have babies, anonymous.

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>>10932495
>Two girls can't have a baby together. Love is only for people to have babies.
Reproduction is not love, it's actually a filthy act of pooping your underdeveloped larva. eww gross.

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>>10932505
You can't just ask a girl that...we have to get married first...

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>>10932508
It's not gross, it's a wonderful gift given to us by God.

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purest form of love

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>>10932444
How come you have sexual relations with the same sex?

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Kissing is always the lewdest part in H. Specially when a girl is forcibly kissing someone else agaisnt their will.

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>>10932512
Oh, sorry...
Will you marry me, anonymous?

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>>10932461
remilia confirmed for dirty slav

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>>10932517
>boy

No. Believe me, I'm a boy and I'm ashamed to be a boy. It's really the worst. I hate myself and my gross dick, i hate my boner and everything else.

I wish I could be a girl. A cute girl. Fuck this gay earth.

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>>10932524
DONT MARRY HIM

I ONCE TRIED TO MARRY A /JP/ER AND HE LEFT ME CRUSHED AND ALONE

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>>10932528
Girls aren't supposed to hate everything.

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>>10932528
enjoy your menstruation and armpit shaving

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>>10932536
Menstruation isn't really a problem if you take birth control...

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>>10932528
tranny4 was like that too look at her/him now.

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>>10932536
>enjoy your menstruation and armpit shaving
Fair price for cute girl like that.

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>>10932534
That may have been me...

I'm sorry. I really am.

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>>10932536
enjoy your privilege

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>>10932545
Showing off your ass isn't cute, anonymous.

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>>10932534
>>10932550
Whoa, tell us the details!

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>tfw no mean gf

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>>10932551
i will

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>>10932572
....while it lasts

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Everyone calm the fuck down. Ask this question from yourselves; "is this a productive conversation?"

Show some intellect and maturity you subhumans. Now I wish that you take here the source of your claims and construct a proper argument. Thank you.

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>>10932528
It's sad that people like this cannot get actual treatment for their mental disorders because of feminist ideology determining "treatment" to be surgical mutilation and drug therapy.

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>>10932587
Are you talking about turning them into cute girls??

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I say this in red: There is no such thing as attractive lesbians in this world or the next. They only exist in porn and quixotic delusions.

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>>10932528
I feel the same. But maybe it would be different if I was a pretty boy. I hate this world for giving me this ugly body.

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>>10932715
Your view of the world is twisted. I can assure you that women have just as many problems as men when it comes to looks, but for the it is augmented since a woman's looks is part of the core of her personality.

Have you ever met a unkept woman who was nice? Didn't think so.

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>>10932536
I'm a boy and I shave my armpits.

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>>10932715
What's wrong with your body?

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>>10932736
It's ugly.

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>>10932727
I have. She was working on her M.Sc. in mathematics.

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I'm a boy and I'm pretty cool with it.
Not that I never wondered how my life would be if I were a girl...I bet I'd be stacked.

But my lot in life as a man has been pretty good so far. A little short, but I can make large groups of people love the shit out of me.

It's really all about presentation...
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>>10932737
Ugly how? Are you fat?

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>>10932757
I am skinnyfat but that can be solved with a proper diet and exercise. But I have ugly proportions and an ugly face that I can't fix. It depresses me.

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>>10932737
Hurry! Get to Gensokyo so you can be a pretty little girl

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>>10932764
Post a picture! I'm sure you're cuter than you think.

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>>10932769
No. There are insecure people out there but I objectivly ugly.

>>10932765
I would but I don't want to cause my parents grief.

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>>10932774
Well with that attitude...

...things will never improve!

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>>10932764
Ugly faces are rare.

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>>10932769
No. There are insecure people out there but I objectivly ugly. I am short, have fat thigs and big hips. My legs are short while my feet are too big and my face is ugly. No distinctive features. No many features like a strong defined jaw and protruding cheekbones. Ugly eyes, ugly nose. I just look boring. I dream of cyber bodies like in GitS. That would be awesome. Being stuck in a body you didn't choose sucks. I hate this world that is ruled by chance.

>>10932765
I would but I don't want to cause my parents grief.

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>>10932753
>I can make large groups of people love the shit out of me.
Get out of 4chan right now.

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>>10932784
You sound cute to me! I think you are just being too hard on yourself.

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>>10932786
You're not my real dad.
You can't tell me what to do.

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>>10932784
>I am short, have fat thigs and big hips. My legs are short
Tastes. I don't understand why a sensible person would genuinely care about the distribution of fat. It's the overall fatness that matters.

>No distinctive features.
I don't get what you mean.

>No many features like a strong defined jaw and protruding cheekbones.
See above.

>Ugly eyes
What?

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>>10932791
I can only advise. Hanging around here is harmful for anyone.

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>>10932797
>I don't understand why a sensible person would genuinely care about the distribution of fat.

It's not fat. Even if I starve myself I will still have wide hips and disproportional fat thighs. It looks awful if you are a man. Being short is bad as a man. It's not a matter of taste.

>I don't get what you mean.
My face is just round. Not memorable. See pic. That's a defined jawline.

>What?
Come on man.

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>>10932806
>It looks awful if you are a man.
You were supposed to be female, you know.

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>>10932806
Please post a picture!

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>>10932816
I am neither really masculine nor am I a feminine like a cute trap. I am hairy and I don't have cute female facial features.

>>10932817
I am just going to embarass myself even more.

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>>10932800
Oh. That's nicer sounding :3

For what it's worth though, I've been around here since I was 13. I'm 21 now.

The best thing I did for this was spend most of my years lurking...taught me a lot and kept me distant.
>>10932806
I am 5'5" and I've done just fine. Had shorter girls, taller girls, same height girls...
My gf right now is 5'7". Honestly, a lot of taller girls love short guys. Especially if they're not fond of their height!
I swapped v-cards with a 5'8" girl lol
Everyone's the same height on a bed man.

Confidence is super attractive, start telling yourself good things instead of shitty things.
I'm fucking serious man. It'll work.

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>>10932819
You're anonymous, the worst that will happen is someone will call you ugly and you seem to be accepting of that already. I'm convinced that you look better than you say, though.

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>>10932819
Why don't you start programming and get involved in random skanks? They're interesting activities.

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>>10932822
>My gf right now is 5'7". Honestly, a lot of taller girls love short guys. Especially if they're not fond of their height!

When I walk around town 99% of the cases the girls are a considerable amount shorter than their boyfriend. But I don't really want a girlfriend anyways. All I want is to have a cute girl compliment my looks. But this will never happen.

>>10932826
I am still too embarassed. I am sorry for dissapointing you as I am sure you want to confirm my claims. But I should stop wallowing in self pity anyways. This is /jp/ and not /r9k/.

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>>10932806
But it looks like someone shrunk his face, you may not have said jawline, but you probably don't look silly!

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>>10932831
I don't want to confirm your claims because I think you're wrong, I want to confirm my claim that you're actually cute!

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>>10932831
No, that is true. Most girls tend to go for stupidly tall men. Perhaps a carry-over from their childhood (looking up at daddy, you know~)

To be fair though, probably 90% of that 99% would make you want to kill yourself though.
Are you in the right environment to at least get complimented?

My friend was super sad guy for awhile because of no luck with the ladies, but all he did was sit at home, sleep, play video games, smoke weed, and work the night shift at Target. If another friend didn't set him up he'd still be a depressed lump of a human.

Have you considered...dressing really well? And I don't mean wearing a suit. How do you dress, anon?

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Kissing is so lewd. I wish Alice would kiss me.

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>>10932784
>I am short, have fat thigs and big hips.

Those are the most attractive features, I can already tell this is fake as HELL.

Imagine if a guy said
>Guys I'm ugly, I'm 6'3", have big arms, and broad shoulders.. :(((((
>No many features like a thin smooth jaw and soft cheekbones. I just look boring!

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>>10932853
Dressing ain't doing shit son.

I'm dressing up in skater/rock shit all my life, and the last time I kissed somebody was before I had my fucking nervous breakdown and my assburger started to rise.

Its not about the style, its about the personality.

I did a 180 degree turn in personality after my breakdown, I yell at people for not liking the same shit, make fun of people, act all superior, damn son I'm grounded.

Yet again I see some ugly motherfucker with long hair and goth clothes scoring pussy every week.

And he is a total faggot thats writing bad fanfic and plays DD with his fat collegs.

All the shit hes doing is following some gentelmens guide he found on 9fag.

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/jp/ - ROBOT9000

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>>10932869
Please don't bully others. Treat them with kindness and respect and they will do the same in return!

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>>10932853
This is like polishing a turd. Like I already said I am not interested in getting girls. I don't want to get complimented on my clothes or personality. Although that would be nice as well. I just wish I could be happy with my own body.

>>10932867
How is this attractive? It makes you look silly and feminine. This would be cool if I also had the face and body of a trap but I don't so it looks awkward.

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Oh gosh. Just imagine wrapping your arms around Alice's skinny waist and pulling her in close, her head resting against your chest, able to feel every small movement of her body.

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>>10932869
He wants compliments he says
I've gotten a lot of compliments on my attire, in fact it's usually been the door opener to more substantial compliments.

Have you considered that this faggot is just scoring with shitty girls? If he's a faggot to everyone but this group he knows, then of course he'll find success within the group.

That's what I usually see in cases like that, they find crazy/shitty/awful girls and nail them because they can.

It's not hard to find shitty people and nail them, if you like easy mode like a fucking elementary school kid.

Also, anyone finding success through something from 9fag is not actually finding success. He's finding things, quality>>>>>>>>>>>>quantity my friend.

2 5's ARE NOT equal to one 10.

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>>10932888
And don't forget her wonderful smell!

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>>10932822
>Confidence is super attractive, start telling yourself good things instead of shitty things.
>I'm fucking serious man. It'll work.
We know, but is it the right thing to do? I'm like a leech Jesus. I honestly don't even know how much real life stress I could handle since I've only ever been pushed around by badasses. When studies finally carried me to clearer waters, learned helplessness struck me like a lightning. Here I am. When someone tells me to jump, I jump and start bearing a grudge. Why do you swear?

>>10932853
>My friend was super sad guy for awhile because of no luck with the ladies, but all he did was sit at home, sleep, play video games, smoke weed, and work the night shift at Target. If another friend didn't set him up he'd still be a depressed lump of a human.
You haven't been here before, have you?

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>>10932889
You sound like a pervert. Is sex really all you're interested in?

I hope you know you're going to hell for having sex outside of marriage.

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wwtd