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>/jp/

>> No.10930361

Do you have autism?

>> No.10930355
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>> No.10930366
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>>10930361

Yes...

>> No.10930375

>>10930346
i bet she got a boner from bullying shinji

>> No.10930367

I want Asuka to urinate all over my hair and white shirt. I'd never wash the shirt and try to go as long as possible without washing my hair. Getting to sleep every night with the smell of Asuka's urine in the air would be great.

>> No.10930368

what's your major asuka-funposter?

>> No.10930377
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>>10930346
>>10930346
that tight body

that tight ass

so tight

i bet she constantly clenches her sphincter and it is extremely well trained

i want to dive my cock into that tight asshole

>> No.10930383

>>10930368
astrophysics

>> No.10930385
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>>10930368

NEETology.

>> No.10930388

>>10930366
Thank you for responding most of the time when I ask.

>> No.10930403

>>10930377
Since I'm a virgin hikki and in lack of better knowledge, I've started wondering if couples tend to get fat soon after meeting each other simply to avoid being horny all the time.

>> No.10930407

>>10930403

It's because domestic life makes you fat. Especially domestic American life.

>> No.10930412
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>/jp/

>> No.10930430

>>10930412
where did the doctor and nurses, who were pushing rei through, go during this scene? they just said 'fuck this shit i'm out of here' and disappeared?

anno what the fuck man

>> No.10930473

>>10930430

They left so the audience's proxy (Shinji) could have an intimate moment with Rei.

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should i watch the rebuilds?

>> No.10930490

>>10930488
Just wait for the last one to come out.

>> No.10930491

>>10930407
What isn't domestic life? Pleasing your partner by staying fit is what sounds natural to me.

>> No.10930502
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>>10930490
what are rebuilds supposed to be anyway

>> No.10930504

What's a good cartoon that's kind of cute but has lots of lewdness too?

>> No.10930515

>>10930504
Looney Toons

>> No.10930517
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Hentai Sex Clubbing with Asuka!

>> No.10930518

>>10930491
there is no sexual competition, so there's no pressure to stay fit.

>> No.10930524

>>10930515
I watched one of the new ones but I really didn't like it. It's more like a sitcom than the slapstick stuff they do best.
Not that modernization is necessarily a bad thing, but I never needed to see the drama of Bugs Bunny standing up Space Jam girl bunny on a date.

Similar problem with the new Scooby-Doo cartoons, where they're shipping characters all over the place. But at least that makes sense to modernize.

>> No.10930532

>>10930504
Upotte!!
Madoka
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru

>> No.10930533

>>10930518
I don't have sexual competition and I stay fit because being a lardass feel pressuring. I don't get people.

>> No.10930543

>>10930524
Well, yeah. I'm not a huge fan of the newer ones either. The classics are still great though. A lot better than the SO RANDUMB shit most modern American cartoons have devolved into, that's for sure.

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Masturbating with Asuka!

>> No.10930546

People get fat because they are living on 1st world countries.

>> No.10930556

>>10930543
Old ones were way too randum for me too, I hate shit like pink pattern or the Simpsons.

The only reason why I like animation is because eastern stuff.

>> No.10930552

>>10930546
Yes, but why do they get fat?

>> No.10930554

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooby-Doo!_Mystery_Incorporated

>Daphne pines for a trap-obsessed Fred

Fucking SOLD.

>> No.10930563

>>10930545
I don't like that last line. It's like she's implying she has masturbated before and knows about sex stuff.

>> No.10930564

>>10930504
AIKa had lots of panties and sexually suggestive themes.

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>>10930545

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>>10930546
Is that so?

>> No.10930571

>>10930545
I find it so hard to believe that child men still fap to her and rei after 16 years.

>> No.10930575

>>10930571
I found it hard to believe that Eva was ever considered a decent series beyond the loldeep meme.

>> No.10930574

>>10930566
that nigga be fat as hell

why are we sending these nigger kids food again?

>> No.10930586

>>10930575
The Japanese have different tastes to us, when it comes to both Eastern and Western media.

Consider, for example, that Cowboy Bebop wasn't such a big deal there, but it was huge in the West. And that was a damn good series that actually deserves a solid reputation.

>> No.10930592

>>10930566
That's not fat, that's malnutrition

>> No.10930594

>>10930574
He's not fat he's just a boomer

>> No.10930603

>>10930592
Bullshit. Look at him, he looks pregnant. He's probably eating all those local fruits and then complaining IT'S NOT ENOUGH WE NEED AMERICAN FOOD.

Like seriously, find some pictures of people who have starved to death. Their bellies don't bulge out in the last day or whatever.

>> No.10930604

>>10930586
I've actually never watched it. I hear many people say good things about it though.

I did watch outlaw star though. huah huah

>> No.10930606

>>10930545
She is fucking 14. Girls start masturbating at 7-9 years old.

I can't fap to this unrealistic shit. I bet she is also shaved down there. I fucking hate this kind of shit.

>> No.10930607

>>10930604
I had Outlaw Star in my head while writing that post.

That was a good show too.

You will like Cowboy Bebop so you should watch it.

>> No.10930609

>>10930606
She didn't say she hasn't masturbated before.

>> No.10930610

>>10930606
>Girls start masturbating at 7-9 years old.

Confirmed for having never been a 7-9 years old girl.

>> No.10930613

>>10930603
I believe it's called rice sickness or something... It basically inflates your stomach.

>> No.10930621

>>10930610
You were a slow girl.

>> No.10930628

>>10930610
/jp/ has told me that even boys start jerking off when they're about 10. I need to get this stuff verified somewhere. I was 14.

>> No.10930632

>>10930610
Stop trolling men.

>> No.10930634

>>10930609
My bad.

But I bet she is bald down there. I want to kill the artist.

>> No.10930633

>>10930610
>btw im a girl
>i represent all girls
>guys pay attention to me, im a girl

>> No.10930641

>>10930628
>I was 14
I can't believe it. I started masturbating at 9, thinking about 7 year olds and cute classmates...

>> No.10930644

>>10930571
I thought it was good though.

>> No.10930645

>>10930628
I was 14 too.

>> No.10930648

>>10930641
>>10930606
But...that's impossible! That Christian lady in that loli thread last week said that you can't feel sexual pleasure until you're 18!

>> No.10930660

/jp/ - Asuka/Masturbation

>> No.10930667

>>10930660
/jp/ - Asuka having an ass is humiliating and disgraceful

>> No.10930669

>>10930648
Ok. I wanna join in too.

I discovered masturbation probably around somewhere like 12-13. When I was absentmindedly scratching my crotch. Thus began my journey into stagnation and solitude.

>> No.10930691

>>10930641
It's true. I had seen porn and attended sex ed but that was it just didn't work until I turned 14.

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>>10930667

>> No.10930687

>>10930346

That's such a perfect position to throw a haymaker at her cunt.

>> No.10930701

>>10930691
Whoah, I managed to slip in two extra words.
*but it just didn't work until I turned 14.

>> No.10930694

>>10930687

Asuka probably has close-combat training. Remember that she was in the air force before she was an EVA pilot.

>> No.10930702

>>10930691
You still tried right?

Everyone starts masturbating before they can cum.

>> No.10930713

>>10930702
Well, yes, but it didn't feel like anything at all. It was completely pointless and I only did it when I specifically tried to investigate what this whole sex thing was supposed to be.

>> No.10930710

>>10930628
>>10930645
>>10930669
So you never dry cummed over and over as a child? It was the best fucking thing ever. I pity you.

>> No.10930722

>>10930686
"Hey Asuka, what's that crack under your back?"

>> No.10930723

>>10930710
None of those anons, but I've never masturbated.

>> No.10930724

>>10930713
At 14, it simply started feeling completely different and good.

>> No.10930734

>>10930702
You can still have an orgasm even if you can't actually cum.

>> No.10930739

>>10930713
>but it didn't feel like anything at all
Are you serious? It felt great and the orgasms were exactly like they are now.

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> she sees your /jp/

>> No.10930744

>>10930722
Don't ask bad questions to the mighty and dignified Asuka.

>> No.10930753

>>10930740
Your feet smell, right Asuka? Even though you are so smart, strong and proud of yourself.

>> No.10930755

>>10930739
I'm serious. I remember how I had specifically secured porn for training purposes and it felt like absolutely nothing. I was never even close to any kind of orgasm.

>> No.10930773

>>10930669
>>10930628
>>10930641

I'm proud to announce that I didn't even masturbate until I was 31. Didn't know if it counts for the wizard thing, and didn't want to take chances.

>> No.10930771

>>10930755
Maybe you were doing something wrong?

I didn't have any problems with it at 9. And I have a pretty bad case of phimosis.

>> No.10930781

>>10930694
>Remember that she was in the air force before she was an EVA pilot.

They're tacking even more shit on her already implausible backstory? It was bad enough that she was supposed to have had an unspecified university degree at 12 or something.

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>>10930773
>until I was 31
It's time to get the fuck out of /jp/ or commit a heroic act followed by seppuku.

>> No.10930803

>>10930771
Nope. I was beating it like a champ. The first successful session was entirely different. If I remember correctly, I was bored, lying on my bed and scratching my balls. They suddenly felt funny.

>> No.10930803,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10930781
What was the deal with her crazy mother and her childhood traumas? She didn't even have time for that shit having to study for the university.

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