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10921693 No.10921693 [Reply] [Original]

Rumia ate some spicy food and now she feels scared because her tummy hurts.

Will you help burp Rumia?

>> No.10921701

yokai go home

>> No.10921704

Well, that's what she gets for eating at a Mexican, but nothing than good stomach punching can't fix.

>> No.10921705

>spicy food
Human flesh tastes spicy?

>> No.10921712

I'm stealing all your images.

>> No.10921715

The job of the teacher is to INSULT YOU

>> No.10921725
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i am SICK and TIRED of all the BULLIES here! if you have a problem with rumia you have a problem with US!!!

>> No.10921767

>>10921725

are they YAKUZA??

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>>10921767
what is a YAKUZA is it like being friends?

>> No.10921823

I'll hold her in my lap and rub her belly before roughly forcing her to vomit it all up.

>> No.10921862

>>10921785
Getting a bunch of friends and killing bullies sounds very GANG-LIKE behavior.

>> No.10921884
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>>10921862
what?? we're not gonna k**l anyone we're just gonna rough house them a bit so they see what it's like getting bullied!!

>> No.10921894
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>>10921884
That sounds like what Don Corleone would do.

>> No.10921901
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>>10921894
i dont know who mister Don is but he sounds like a good person!

>> No.10921914

I just imagined rubbing her tummy to help her burp. IT was very moé. I hope this protofetish evolves into a full fledged form

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>>10921693
Indeed I would! After that, I would take her home, fix her a cup of warm milk or soothing green tea (with honey to sweeten it, if she find it bitter), fix her a warm bath, and then see her off to bed. I'm sure the entire experience would be very relaxing and she would get over her tummy ache in no time.

Perhaps the following day we could find some humans that taste much better!

>>10921705
According to Yamame, humans with mental illnesses taste spicy.

>> No.10922028

how about making her fart instead

>> No.10922036
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>>10921693
I would, no questions asked.

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>>10922028
get out

>> No.10922072

>>10922028
Lolis don't fart. Do you think >>10921901 farts? Just look at her! It's clear that she doesn't!

>> No.10922104

>>10922072
Stop. Please. I like breaking these kinds of threads, but when you ask for farting, it just hurts us both.

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>>10922104

>> No.10922175

>>10922152
I don't understand what that means, but I'm going to guess it means "Please continue doing what you do, and don't degrade yourself." Thank you Rumia, I hope you get that promotion one day.

>> No.10922202

>>10922072
You hate what you've become and so you want to live in someone else's innocence.

Try growing up and realizing that adulthood is a far greater freedom and adventure than childhood ever was.

The kiddie pool was fine in your childhood, and the lake in your adolescence, but you're a man now and you have to go dive in that ocean.

All you have to do is take a deep breath and make the plunge.

You just have to take the pain and the make the sacrifices. Do it and claim for yourself that freedom from money. That freedom from societies standards. That is your greatest hope.

Selling yourself short of that is giving up. That's when you've lost. Then you'll have no right to judge adulthood.

But no, you'll probably stick with your idealized children who ALSO work (on school work) and stress (about whether so-and-so is being mean or unfair).

>> No.10922249

>>10922202
/jp/ - Modern Psychoanalysis

>> No.10922264

>>10922202
I'd rather stick with my fantasies of little girls, thank you.

>> No.10922273

>>10922072
They do but it smells like strawberries.

>> No.10922275

>>10922072
The fact that such a cute girl needs to do those things is mind-blowing and amazing.

>> No.10922285

>>10922202

The internet is our ocean. The normals can keep theirs.

>> No.10924053

Who gets a stomach ache from spicy food? Man up!

>> No.10925026

>>10924053
Rumia, unfortunately.
(Maybe fortunately for us freaks!!)

>> No.10925176
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>>10922202
It's people who are not "grown-up" who are the most advanced, have the best understanding of the world, and are the more free from what you said ie money, society standards

>> No.10925211

>>10924053

I do, my stomach is very weak and can't handle much. It sucks because I love spicy food.

>> No.10925218

>>10922273
Also they make a cute sound, like "kyun~<3"

>> No.10925243

>>10925176
Wow dude, you're so edgy.

>> No.10925306

>>10925243
That wasn't edgy in any sense, and he's right.

>> No.10925363

>>10925306
It was horrendously edgy. He is filled with teen angst. You can tell by his terrible taste in anime and how he should go back to /a/ like the subhuman crossboarder scum he is.

>> No.10925452
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>>10925363
wow, and you're filled with bias. Well, it's true I am still a teen (19 is still teen I think ?), but that pic could absolutely not prejudge what anime I do like (by the way Hunterxhunter adaptation are all shit), after all, it's just a picture illustrating what I was saying...

I believe what I said and absolutely not because of any angst, why couldn't you take it litterally, I mean, physicist and mathematician (to cite only those two) are the most childish adult I had to treat with, weither or not you like it, having no bound and being faithful to your kid fantasies is what makes you the most prolific in those field ie understanding the world... society standards and money are just concequences, I mean they aren't business man/engineer for the vast majority and often come off as "secluded people".

Unfortunately I see that your answer is filled with rage, maybe due to your misinterpretation which leads, I will give you that, to highlighting some existential trouble and thus, with your sharp reasonning, to /a/. However I may be at cause for not knowing how to choose my pictures, sorry for that.

>> No.10925464

>>10925452
You have just proven his point.

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Why is everyone Heavenning?

>> No.10928242

>>10925176

That's what grownups tell kids to make them feel good.

Also, you got trolled

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>>10922049
lel

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