Welcome to /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to remind some of our newer and (disgustingly) crossboarding friends that /jp/ is not like the rest of 4chan, so bringing some of your filthy habits here is not welcome. Here are some examples

♥ ";_;"
♥ Using >this for anything outside of directly quoting text from other posts (paraphrasing DOES NOT count).
♥ Using sage as an insult.
♥ Not using sage in an off-topic post.
♥ The words "le" or any variation of "meme"
♥ Reaction images
♥ Lack of manners and poor grammar.
♥ Off-topic threads (this includes "secondary" threads).
♥ Talking about your personal life (even mentioning details like your sex or skin colour are frowned upon).

/jp/ is a unique board with a strange sense of humour and unusual style of posting and discussion. Adjusting to the unique atmosphere of the board may take some time, so it would be wise to not post for a while (a LONG while).

Following these guidelines will help guarantee a lively and fun discussion board, and the preservation of /jp/'s unique culture, so let's all try together!

[Anonymous No.]

Can you believe that some people actually believe this?

[Anonymous No.]

>";_;"
>any variation of "meme"

You having a giggle, mate?

[Anonymous No.]

Le cool story

Sage :3

[Anonymous No.]

top lel

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>";_;"

In use since before /jp/ even existed. Used on /jp/ without fanfare. You are small time.

[Anonymous No.]

>not written by a mod
>not stickied
SEEMS TOTALLY LEGIT

[Anonymous No.]

>♥ Off-topic threads (this includes "secondary" threads).

Then why did you create a shitty off-topic thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Guide to /jp/: Do not spam. Keep your shitposting to a minimal frequency. Do your best to format your posts in proper English. Don't ask dumb questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919469
Isn't it sad sacchin ;_;?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919472
>Don't ask dumb questions.
That shit is totally subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919478
You should do your best not to ask dumb questions, then. You might fail. It's okay. Everybody fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919483
Only occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

How come /jp/ers sage when they post?

Why would you not want the thread that you are interested in to get to the front page?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10919472
>Keep your shitposting to a minimal frequency.

What's the frequency, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919483
But I'm on /jp/ precisely to ask dumb questions!
For example, I finished the manga Monster, and I'm looking for more psychologica/thriller mangas, yet everywhere I asked, I got kicked for asking dumb questions.
/jp/ is the only place answering my questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919486
In the hopes that will drop out of sight of nazijanny and not be nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone post like such a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919487
Use your best judgment. These are guidelines, not rules.

Zero if you can manage it would be pretty nifty, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919493
Years of practice, don't think it's easy boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus that autism

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10919495
It makes me sad that nobody on /jp/ would recognize R.E.M. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919506
I'm sorry for being such a massive fucking weeaboo. It's a real problem sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919456

introducing newfriends to /jp/ is never a good thing

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10919513
I shouldn't have expected any more from a servant of autismo.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw my qt pi gf breaks up with me, and when I get home le OP is being a giant fagit ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I want a /jp/ boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919523
What's your email?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919526
Imbecile is falling for a honey trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919528
retard bumped a shit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919523
#slaythegay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919530
u mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919530
I know you are but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you realize that by posting this list of rules, you're just encouraging more shitposting and bad behavior.

I hope that today's amount of shitposting in unparalleled because you made this stupid thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919530
faggot can't read the "no sage" rule in OP post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919537
What if there are people left who aren't making there shitty posts on purpose? There might still be one or two left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919537
>in unparalleled
???????

[Anonymous No.]

ITT : some fag wants to be a mod and fails pathetically

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919534
What's gay about having a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919537
We can always hope that not all crossboarders aspire to be shitty posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919456
Yeah, how'bout no. You sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919544
Is unparalleled*

I made a typo, please forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919544
>fucking foreigner can't even english

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919456
>Lack of manners and poor grammar

u wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919552
If you can't even bother to proofread your post, get the fuck out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

You're probably a crossboarder given that you made this moronic and counterproductive thread.
There's nothing necessarily wrong with being a crossboarder, provided that you aren't obnoxious about it. I for one am a cross-siter but I don't try to transfer attitudes between sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919547
Two men can't be together

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919558
If you can't even understand basic English, then you need to get out of the Internet, as it's entirely in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919560
Admitting you are is just as bad as acting like one.

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Sticky thread and goldmine, Woxxy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10919564
Every "get rekt m8" is perfectly understandable English. The problem has never been with understandibility.