Not only is Patchouli a girl, but she is also cute.

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Anonymous Mon May 20 21:28:48 2013 No.10916616 [Reply] [Original]

Not only is Patchouli a girl, but she is also cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:30:48 2013 No.10916625 >>10916616 Patchy looks like she has a fever

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:34:18 2013 No.10916636 So what the hell is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:35:19 2013 No.10916637 Not only Patchouli is a nerd, but she is also fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:35:33 2013 No.10916639 >>10916616 Just like most Touhous you dipshit except Patchouli is bottom of the barrel tier cute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:35:33 2013 No.10916640 File: 81 KB, 600x538, 0cb7ce77b313ea17a014c6e6cbc3eb7139da79bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best guess

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:35:48 2013 No.10916642 >>10916625 yeah and the only way to cure it is to give her my injection

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:36:18 2013 No.10916645 >>10916636 300 post thread about degrading Patchoulie to a nice body to fap to and imagedumb incoming

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:37:04 2013 No.10916648 >>10916645 No

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:37:04 2013 No.10916649 >>10916637 Just like /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:38:03 2013 No.10916654 >>10916645 Incidentally, I just finished fapping to Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:38:18 2013 No.10916652 >>10916645 No! don't degrade her! We should talk about hugging her and enjoying her company.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:38:48 2013 No.10916653 >>10916649 I'm probably a nerd but I'm not fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:39:48 2013 No.10916659 >>10916648 Yes, give me 3 reasons for why you like Patchoulie which have nothing to do with her body or some kind of perverted fantasy of yours

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:40:18 2013 No.10916661 >>10916654 How did that go?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:40:34 2013 No.10916662 >>10916653 Keep telling yourself that, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:40:34 2013 No.10916664 >>10916659 Fuck you I hate Patshit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:40:34 2013 No.10916665 >>10916616 test

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:41:03 2013 No.10916669 >>10916659 I like Patchouli because Royal Flare is a dick move in Hisotensoku.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:41:48 2013 No.10916667 >>10916662 Keep on projecting, fatty Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:41:48 2013 No.10916668 >>10916661 It went well, as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:46:18 2013 No.10916685 I hate Patchouli so fucking much. So fucking much. And all of you as well!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:52:03 2013 No.10916709 worst koumakyou

>>	Playable Character Mon May 20 22:04:48 2013 No.10916766 File: 16 KB, 400x296, 1352901685751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] patch thread?

>>	Playable Character Mon May 20 22:11:49 2013 No.10916789 File: 6 KB, 152x154, 1353699111926s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10916766 Patch thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:05:52 2013 No.10917026 >>10916766 >>10916789 ebin

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:16:16 2013 No.10925240 File: 521 KB, 1200x1600, 33949194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10916616 And fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:17:01 2013 No.10925244 >>10916649 Last time I checked i'm only 138lb I am starting to grow a beer gut from the (duh) beer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 17:19:16 2013 No.10925256 File: 693 KB, 1405x2000, 99331f972b9ca28c125705d659458a1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sound does patchy make when you poke her belly?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:48:36 2013 No.10925538 >>10925256 patshit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:03:17 2013 No.10925740 >>10925240 Eh? Are you sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:11:17 2013 No.10925777 >>10925256 I want to feel patchy on the back of my tongue

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:14:32 2013 No.10925792 >>10925256 Pop Splurt And lots of red bean paste gushes out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:17:18 2013 No.10925802 Why do you faggots always need to point out that someone is a girl? Do you think it's cute or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:19:17 2013 No.10925817 >>10925802 /jp/ has a strange habit of accusing girls to be boys. But that's impossible because /jp/ posts cute things, and boy's are ugly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:36:17 2013 No.10925902 >>10925802 It's kind of a mindfuck when you realize that a character you like is a girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:20:33 2013 No.10926066 File: 20 KB, 524x350, 1365226110837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10925902 especially when we all want to be/are the little girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:42:32 2013 No.10926118 File: 23 KB, 600x450, bawww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stop liking characters I don't like!

Anonymous Wed May 22 21:57:03 2013 No.10926154

>>10916662
It's weird how lots of people think most /jp/ers are fat, which I find hard to understand, because we're mostly NEETs (at least, that's how it was/should be) and can barely afford food. If we have money, we'd be saving it up to buy new figures or something. I only eat when absolutely necessary.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 22:00:02 2013 No.10926161 >>10926154 This. I can't afford to be fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 22:03:32 2013 No.10926172 >>10925792 I am unsettled by how attractive an image this is to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 07:54:38 2013 No.10927919 >>10926154 The fat ones who get constantly fueled and encouraged by their families are visible, plentiful and easy to remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:52:41 2013 No.10931609 >>10925256 mukyu very quietly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:07:35 2013 No.10931645 Geez, I sure wish I had the same touch as the guy in OP's picture. Making girls aroused only by touching them arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:13:06 2013 No.10931653 File: 643 KB, 1024x1468, 1347497794044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fatNEETs report in

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Anonymous Fri May 24 12:29:22 2013 No.10932874
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To add on to what ZUN said, it confuses me as to why fan artists would draw Patchy with a large bust/hot body. Patchouli is canonically sickly and frail and has poor health. This wouldn't mean she would be haggard and ugly, but I do think it wouldn't mean she would have a sexy body.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 12:49:53 2013 No.10932921 >>10932874 It's probably due the loose fit of her outfit, leaving her body shape up to the imagination of the artists.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 12:51:39 2013 No.10932928 File: 151 KB, 580x904, 1364442759351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10932874

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 12:58:42 2013 No.10932945 Whoah! Patchouli is a nerd who needs to get cocked!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:01:08 2013 No.10932954 >>10932945 What does 'get cocked' mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:02:10 2013 No.10932956 >>10932954 It means she needs a good dicking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:04:23 2013 No.10932962 >>10932954 She can't go through life like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:10:52 2013 No.10932981 >>10932956 ???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:19:37 2013 No.10932999 >>10932981 It's what comes next when you're trying to read the same page for the fourth time and suddenly someone grabs you from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 20:42:02 2013 No.10939112 >>10916659 She reads lots of books and lives in a library, like a certain other purple-haired character whose name I won't mention. She's serious and determined. She listens to hip hop.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 20:52:17 2013 No.10939160 File: 95 KB, 431x551, alice makes a doll uncomfortable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10939112 >like a certain other purple-haired character whose name I won't mention.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 21:13:03 2013 No.10939249 File: 395 KB, 1078x1078, 1368765694302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10932928 more anorexic patch pls

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 21:28:19 2013 No.10939328 >>10939112 What source proves that Patche listens to hip hop? Also does she appreciate the classics or is Voile always filled with sikk bass drops?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 21:39:48 2013 No.10939384 >>10939328 >classics That shit's for white kids who want to seem "mature." If you request NWA or Eazy at a club, the DJ is probably just gonna give you a dirty look.

Anonymous Sat May 25 21:55:49 2013 No.10939463

>>10939384
I find it really funny that some weeaboo faggot on /jp/ is talking about clubs and DJ's or what is socially acceptable, when he sits at home on a saturday night jerking off to ching chong cartoons.

Even worse is that you're implying there is any way to be mature when listening to niggers rhyming nigga with nigga in a song about asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 22:09:48 2013 No.10939533 >>10939463 You must work at Cinemark, because you're pretty good at projecting.

Anonymous Sat May 25 22:12:33 2013 No.10939552

>>10939533
I didn't project anything, you don't even know what that word means.

If he is on /jp/, he is a weeaboo who jerks off to cartoons, just look at the thread he commented on.
The second thing I said is obvious enough, rap and hip hop are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 22:20:34 2013 No.10939594 >>10939384 so frickin edgy man >>10939552 puts on fedora

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 23:09:12 2013 No.10939870 Patchouli is a very cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:37:51 2013 No.10947456 Embarresed patchy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:43:06 2013 No.10947497 File: 66 KB, 960x685, 1368247184194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is wonderful. I want to snuggle with her every night, but only me. None of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:44:21 2013 No.10947498 I love it when normals start arguing over who the biggest normal is

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:00:52 2013 No.10947592 >>10947498 What if everyone is a normal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:48:51 2013 No.10947804 File: 643 KB, 1024x1468, fatchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10925240

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:07:06 2013 No.10947912 File: 64 KB, 186x230, 1365955513525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10939328

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:10:06 2013 No.10947923 >>10939552 Shows how much you know. Rap isn't a genre, it's a vocal style. Second, only popular hip-hop is shit, much like whatever is popular of your favorite thing is shit. There's good underground hip-hop.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:12:21 2013 No.10947934 File: 142 KB, 695x827, 1365309296505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love you, Patchouli Knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:14:51 2013 No.10947946 File: 956 KB, 1200x1500, 34241751_big_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10947804 fatchouli is best patchouli

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:14:51 2013 No.10947947 File: 414 KB, 849x849, 1368851047566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10947497 I will snuggle with her during the day, when she is fully dressed. Her dress looks very soft and it makes her the most snuggable touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:47:22 2013 No.10948080 File: 2.32 MB, 245x288, gundam1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10947923 hip hop bro fist bump me nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:48:52 2013 No.10948086 >>10947923 Its all shit. Negroes will never make anything of worth. Stay steaming, shitskin.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:54:22 2013 No.10948106 >>10948086 Not him, but I've noticed that I really only like white rappers. It's not even a racism thing, I just like their voices better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:57:52 2013 No.10948120 >>10948106 There are plenty of blacks sounding white just for people like you, don't lose heart anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:58:37 2013 No.10948124 >>10948086 Jazz, blues, and rock and roll were pretty good.

Anonymous Sun May 26 23:59:52 2013 No.10948131
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>>10948106
You just need to look for the type of sound you like. A lot of people don't understand hip hop so it's common for the perversion of popular media to skew people's conceptions.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 06:31:12 2013 No.10957038 Patchouli's gasps.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:30:45 2013 No.10957603 >>10948131 it's just noise

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:40:01 2013 No.10957639 File: 92 KB, 800x800, Patchoucaek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wonder if patchy is the kind to eat lots of sweets or if she just prefers to spend time reading without snacks to protect the books

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:42:00 2013 No.10957651 >>10957639 I don't think she eats much at all. Too much to read. Can't worry about worldly things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 09:55:45 2013 No.10957694 >>10916649 I'm not fat because my job requires me to work hard. Well, it doesn't but I;man autist and I love my job because its like a video game.

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