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I'm going to court tomorrow. You have about 3 minutes to cheer me up before janny deletes this. Good luck!

>> No.10915302

Enjoy your jail niggers lmao

>> No.10915315
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10915315

Wanna become my friend before you go to jail?

>> No.10915316

Judgement shall be delivered on guilty and there is no such thing as innocence.

>> No.10915317
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10915317

This is why you should be a law-abiding, moral citizen such as myself. Bad things happen otherwise.

>> No.10915313

Do your best
Never give up
I believe in you

>> No.10915323

Why are you going to court? What happened?

>> No.10915318

I'm glad that pedos like you are finally getting v&

>> No.10915321

>>10915317
You are not making much sense pedophile.

>> No.10915324

What kind of crime did you commit?

>> No.10915326

What did you do, OP?

>> No.10915332

Dont stop believing, OP
May god be with you

You still have some time to kill yourself though!

>> No.10915329
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>>10915321
I don't fully understand what you mean.

>> No.10915330

>>10915326
>>10915324
>>10915323
Only the crime of love

>> No.10915335

I hope you get sent to prison, you worthless junkie.

>> No.10915338

>>10915332
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10915345

He's on jury duty.

Just say you're a nazi

>> No.10915350

When I was a child I wanted to be a judge, so that I could punish every criminal entering my court.
Too bad I'm too lazy to study law.

>> No.10915354

>>10915316
edge master 5000

>> No.10915358

>>10915350
Though I could always try my hand at becoming a 4chan moderator. How do I do this? Do I need to suck moot's dick or there are methods that don't involve losing my virginity?

>> No.10915366

See you at jury duty.

>> No.10915372

>>10915358
It might involve an IRC circlejerk.

>> No.10915380

>>10915358

10 years experience.

5 experience being an autist on /q/.

Then you get promoted to Janitor. From there, the quality of the porn you post on /j/.

>> No.10915389

>>10915358
As >>10915372 said, circlejerking in IRC plays a big part in it. Watch out though, last time I went there, last friday to tell the mods about the trade threads, I found some people there with a very close-knit circlejerk. They're the number one contenders and I don't think they'll want anyone else around. They're also really witty and stuff.

>> No.10915405

>>10915372
>>10915389
IRC is a no-no. My social anxiety prevents me from entering any kind of chat rooms.
>>10915380
Damn, I don't even have a static IP so my ID changes all the time.

>> No.10915408

>>10915389
Sounds like we'd have to form a clique of our own to do battle with them.

>> No.10915416

>>10915408
That's a ton of work, though. I don't think I could do it. You could call me up for backup when things get really hard on you and they're winning the fight.

>> No.10915419

>>10915408
But what if our clique becomes less and less welcoming as days go by and it will appear as though it's just another circlejerk to a visitor.

>> No.10915421

>>10915419
Isn't /jp/ a circlejerk already?
Isn't 4chan pretty much a circlejerk?

>> No.10915435

>>10915421
I don't know but honestly even if you were mean to me in a chatroom and call me names to impress your peers I would still dream of holding hands with you every night when I go to bed.

>> No.10915445

>>10915435
I actually blushed in real life. Please don't do that again.

>> No.10915446

>>10915435
S-Stop being so cute ;3

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>>10915446

>> No.10915594

What did you do?

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