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last thread here: >>10910010

/jp/ gift-trade thread #12

>NOTICE<
Please do not respond to shit posters. We had to restart this one due to derailment. Responding to it only fuels it further - just ignore all shitpost type comments. If you do not like this thread, please just ignore it and hide the thread. We do not wish to argue with you.

Now that we have that out of the way...

Still working out how this goes, but heres the guidelines that seem to be working so far:
-Have something you dont want/need anymore ask if someone else wants it
-Looking for something? List it and some things you'd be willing to offer, people may contact you to make a deal.
-Feel like being surprised? Offer to trade random stuff with people! Say you have a mystery item you're willing to send if they send you a mystery item in return
-Use email to trade addresses and shipping info
-DO NOT use 10min email. Just make a yahoo or gmail. It will help to keep track of senders, who's looking for what, see who some big contributors are, and people can know who their packages are coming from/going to and what not
-Afraid of using names or what not? Just use an alias or P.O. box if worried about your address. Honestly though there haven't been any problems so far, we are a bunch of nice people
-If/When you get a package, post pics so we can see what you got and any hidden bonus goodies there may be!
-Be polite/friendly
-Items/Gifts do not necessarily need to be /jp/ related, but this is for the /jp/ community.
-And most importantly, have fun, make someone happy!
-Quit bitching about the cookies, i posted the recipe last thread and there is no semen/blood/pee/drugs/poison
-No NEETs allowed

>> No.10911124

Will trade "cute drawings" for NEET stories

>> No.10911132

I want a bf

willing to trade love thank you

>> No.10911134

>>10911103

Who are you quoting?

>> No.10911135

>>10911132
Where do you live? What ethnicity/nationality are you? What are your skills/talents?

>> No.10911152

>>10911135
Mid-West USA, American of Dutch ancestory so White, I don't have many skills or talents but I like politics history linguistics and people say I'm pretty cute I'm mtf, and I really like making music and stuff

>> No.10911154

>>10911103

who are you quoting??

>> No.10911162

>>10911135
18/Gender Fluid/Brazil

>> No.10911164

>>10911152
But can you cook?

>> No.10911168

>>10911164
I don't know I've never tried, I'd probably be pretty bad since I've never really tried, but I'll try my best to make my boyfriend happy!

>> No.10911178

>>10911168
H-have you any s-sexual experience? How are your s-sexual skills?

>> No.10911181

>>10911178
Yes I have not really that much but I'd reckon I'm pretty good!

>> No.10911189

Impures please leave.

>> No.10911191

>>10911189
sorry I'll leave

>> No.10911212

>>10911191
No, baby don't go!

>>10911189
If you don't like it just ignore and hide it read the rules, moron!

>> No.10911217

>>10911212
Hi I'm still here

>> No.10911229

>>10911217
Would you pay for my tickets?

>> No.10911246

>>10911229
No I have no money sorry ;_;

>> No.10911264

>>10911152
MTF? Where do i sign!

>> No.10911273

>>10911264
lets go out

>> No.10911273,1 [INTERNAL] 

Post dicks please

>> No.10911288

I have a few things i am willing to trade for some anime stuff. I can get picture proof if a deal is made later. My stuff consists of Tanto Cuore,Lots of MTG Cards, a playmat and anime sleeves. Some figures i might be willing to trade for something cool, an anime dvd i dont watch anymore. Send me an email with some cool stuff.

>> No.10911295

>>10911246
Don't worry baby I got this

WTT (Want to Trade) sexual favors for tickets to Mid-West USA

>> No.10911299

>>10911295
I dont want to deal with LDR, so I'd really rather not have someone not within driving distance...

>> No.10911318

>>10911299
welp i think that counts me out, i live in WA

>> No.10911313

>>10911273
Send me an email and ill get in contact.

>> No.10911330

>>10911299
Well it doesn't make much sense to not give a state then since the midwest is pretty big.

>> No.10911368

>>10911330
MI

>> No.10911393

>>10911313
i sent you an email

>> No.10911398

I have pokemon white 2, a chobits figure, and various mangas if anyone's is interested.
and some used pantyhose, socks, bras, and undies

>> No.10911400

>>10911398
yeah I'm interested in that spoilered stuff, it's not dirty is it?

>> No.10911410

>>10911400
Some are, some aren't. The pantyhose are all pretty clean but ripped up a little. I thought the point of used underwear is that they're dirty though.

>> No.10911415

I will never get a /jp/bf

>> No.10911412

>>10911410
Are they used by you, and are you cute? This is important

>> No.10911419

>>10911417
mtf

>> No.10911417

>>10911415
Are you a girl?

>> No.10911424

>>10911417
Girls don't want /jp/ boys.
I know, I am one.
And I wouldn't touch any of you weabs with a 10 foot pole.

>> No.10911425

>>10911419
Are you this person? >>10911368

>> No.10911426

>>10911425
yes

>> No.10911428

>>10911424
I want one and I'm a girl

>> No.10911429

>>10911398
Where will you be posting from?
I am euro fag which makes things about awkward for people in US.
I'd like to exchange stuff with someone though.

>> No.10911432

>>10911398
I'd like pictures of the lewder stuff

>> No.10911433

>>10911428
Sure buddy

>> No.10911438

>>10911433
Girls don't call each other buddy, your act didn't last long.

>> No.10911439

>>10911438
>implying I'm >>10911424

>> No.10911443

>>10911426
if you're in the same state you can talk to me i guess email in field, please don't bother unless you are no matter how amazing you are it just wouldn't work.

>> No.10911447

>>10911439
Nice backtracking

>> No.10911449

Why are people looking for a relationship?

Why not just be friends?

>> No.10911452

>>10911449
>Why are people looking for a relationship?

>Why not just be friends?
You can't be this retard

>> No.10911453

>>10911449
I'd be up for that honestly if we could cuddle and hug and stuff, like platonic friends

>> No.10911467

>>10911462
What if I want to work

>> No.10911462
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>>10911424
You'd never know I was from /jp/ if you met me, I could easily support you for the rest of your life without you having to work and I could likely give you the best sex of your life. The funny thing is I am 95% certain I wouldn't give you a second look, and even if I would you wouldn't get far with an attitude like that.

But who are we kidding, there are no women on /jp/. Only "girls".

>> No.10911463

>>10911449
They both mean the same thing

>> No.10911470
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>>10911462
I love you.

>> No.10911471

>>10911467
Why would I care?

>> No.10911478

>>10911449
That would be nice to have a /jp/sie friend but I doubt it would work out because I'm not white master race.

>> No.10911482

>>10911478
What are you?

>> No.10911484

>>10911482
American nigger

>> No.10911483
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>>10911470
Sorry man, I don't swing that way.

>> No.10911490
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>>10911483

>> No.10911499

>>10911490
You just want a friend?

>> No.10911507
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>>10911499
I want a lover.

>> No.10911510

>>10911412
Yes they are. I guess I'm kinda cute.

>> No.10911515

>>10911424
I would date you all of I wasn't full lesbo

>> No.10911522

>>10911429
Near Seattle, WA in amerifat.

>> No.10911519

>>10911507
What state do you live in

>> No.10911523
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10911523

I am willing to believe in the elusive /jp/ girlfriend!

Please email me if you think have any information on finding it, I am willing to offer a reward for any tips that result in the discovery of the /jp/ girlfriend.

>> No.10911525

>>10911510
Post some pics, please.

>> No.10911531

>>10911523
I almost had one but she got away

>> No.10911537

>>10911507
Post an email.

>> No.10911533

>>10911523
We only have cute /jp/ boyfriends here, dude.

>> No.10911560

>>10911519
CA
>>10911537
No way

>> No.10911564

>>10911560
How do you intend to get in contact with someone?

>> No.10911573

>>10911564
Other way

>> No.10911577

>>10911573
I'm from California too. Are you from the central part of California?

>> No.10911578

>>10911564
He doesn't.
No one does, it's all ironic shitposting.

>> No.10911579

>>10911578
You just lost the game.

>> No.10911585

>>10911579
Your mom lost her virginity to me.

>> No.10911583

>>10911577
No SOCAL

>> No.10911587

>>10911585
And you're over 40 and on /jp/, sounds like you lost again.

>> No.10911588

>>10911578
Are you fucking retard? They post their emails and one of them gets chosen that way they don't have to get rejected

>> No.10911594

>>10911583
Where in socal? I'd maybe like to meet up with you.

>> No.10911602

>>10911587
I don't know man, your mom is pretty hot.

>> No.10911605

>>10911587
Living the dream brah, living the dream

>> No.10911608

>>10911594
Let's meet up at the OC at the beach Long Beach

>> No.10911610

>>10911608
>>10911594
why cant this happen to me

im just going to jump in the lake

>> No.10911613

>>10911610
please do

>> No.10911617

>>10911608
Please don't joke around like that; I'm being serious. When are you free?

>> No.10911615

>>10911613
okay bye

i love you jp

>> No.10911616

>>10911613
post address so i can beat you up

>> No.10911618

>>10911610
Don't worry
It's one guy samefagging, there will be no meetup.
The harder they try and make it seem real the more obvious it is.

>> No.10911620

>>10911617
What? Weekends Sat.

>> No.10911623

>>10911620
Could you post an e-mail or something so we can set something up?

>> No.10911624
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>>10911618
Somebody is jealous

>> No.10911626

>>10911623
No you post your email

>> No.10911628 [DELETED] 
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10911628

Any /jp/sies in the 215 area code want to hang out? No lewd stuff, please.

>> No.10911635

>>10911626
Will you actually e-mail me?

>> No.10911645

>/jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhjOPeOMmE

>> No.10911652

>>10911635
Yeah baby

>> No.10911656

>>10911645
I wish I could make all /jp/sies happy.

>> No.10911667

>>10911656
You could make me happy, all I want is someone to cuddle

>> No.10911669

>>10911645
All my friends are out and I'm home alone so I searched for this song and just sat alone in my room

>> No.10911680

>>10911667
That sounds very nice.

>> No.10911681

>>10911560
Message me.

>> No.10911700
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>>10911680
Email me if you are nice and want to cheer up a lonely /jp/er

>> No.10911709

>>10911700
That email looks like a kidnaper's.

>> No.10911718

>>10911700
Do you want to talk about autism or cars?

>> No.10911720

>>10911681
Sent. Are you >>10911635?

>> No.10911730

>>10911720
Yes.

>> No.10911731

>>10911720
No.

>> No.10911738
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>>10911718
I'm probably more knowledgeable about autism than cars, but either works.

>> No.10911745

>>10911730
>>10911731
Stop fucking playing and help him....my god

Also, Im not the same>>10911635

>> No.10911755

>>10911745
How is answering his question playing? Please don't pretend to be me and don't talk to me like that.

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10911788

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.10911796 [DELETED] 
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10911796

Anybody want to trade epic /jp/ moments?

>> No.10911800 [DELETED] 
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>>10911797

>> No.10911797 [DELETED] 
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>>10911796

>> No.10911831 [DELETED] 

It doesn't get any more pathetic than this folks.

>> No.10911841 [DELETED] 
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10911841

Remember what happened last year when some /v/irgin tried to make the "Make your own Touhou Girl" threads into a general and ruined it for everybody, subhuman crossboarders ruin everything.

>> No.10911862 [DELETED] 

>>10911841

Who gives a shit.

>> No.10911874 [DELETED] 
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>>10911862
I do look at it!
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/10888066
Everything I love gets ruined!

>> No.10911874,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10911788
>>10911796
>>10911797
>>10911800
>>10911831
>>10911841
>>10911862
>>10911862
>>10911874
WWTD??????

>> No.10911898 [DELETED] 

>>10911874

I don't see the problem. The other boards OC looks far superior to what /jp/ usually makes. But you can continue calling everyone else who was kind enough to share quality pictures "subhumans".

>> No.10911900

>>10911898
>The other boards OC looks far superior to what /jp/ usually makes.
No, they're all equally shit in their own unique ways.

>> No.10911901 [DELETED] 

Janitor what is going on? Can't you see this is a troll thread? Instead of deleting individual posts just delete the whole thread already.

>> No.10911901,1 [INTERNAL] 

these threads are consistently the funniest shit on the board

>> No.10911919

>>10911900

There are different levels of shit and theirs is better quality shit.

>> No.10911919,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10911874
Deleted
>>10911898
Deleted
>>10911900
Not deleted
>>10911901
Deleted

Janny's just fucking with us now

>> No.10911930

>>10911919
Other boards have a larger pool to draw from.

But really, who gives a shit.

>> No.10911930,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10911901

Owned by Jan

>> No.10911950

>>10911919
Turd sandwich or Giant douche

>> No.10911956

I want a girl to record a vocaroo message saying "Everything is fine, don't worry" in a calm and soothing voice

>> No.10911956,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10911919,1

Can't tou see it retard?

Jannie = GiftAnon !qQ62qkYuxw

Go tell moot right now

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10911982

I don't have wallspace for this anyone.

Convince me to give it to you with words or offers.

>> No.10911993 [DELETED] 

>>10911103
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10906162/
>*And Janitor: These threads are approved by moot, go ask him. Stop deleting them instead doing your job.

why did you leave that part out?

https://www.4chan.org/rules#global8
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global17

>> No.10912005 [DELETED] 

>>10911982
My walls are empty, I don't have any cute things to look at when I look around.

>> No.10912008

>>10912005
Your email is cool, dude.

>> No.10912011

Anyone want to trade? Preferably another figure, but not picky

>> No.10912014
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>>10912011
oop

>> No.10912024 [DELETED] 

>>10911993

Please just hide the thread and move on.

https://www.4chan.org/rules#global6

>> No.10912022

>>10912005
You're gonna have to do better then that anon
Why don't you have any cute things to look around? is it because you are poorneet?

>>10912014
whats that little statuette with the cat and girl on top of your monitor[?]

>> No.10912024,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10911993

Oh fuck!

IT IS JAN, tell mooot

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>>10912022
>Why don't you have any cute things to look around? is it because you are poorneet?
My room is empty, and the only thing I have with me is a computer and two monitors (and a mokou wig with hair accessories). I can't really afford to buy a lot of things right now.

I could make you a ran hat and trade you for it

>> No.10912042

>>10912036
>mokou wig with hair accessories

Crossplaying/dressing trash deserve nothing.

>> No.10912045

>>10912042
fair enough

>> No.10912047

>>10912042
Is there some sort of crossdressing related trauma in your past?

>> No.10912056

>>10912047
He probably got raped as a teenager at a con by a crossdressing fat man in his mid 30s.

Then he grew up to be a bitter /jp/sie

>> No.10912058

Anyone interested in swapping dick pix?

>> No.10912061

>>10912036
Can you make a Yukari hat? I'd assume its similar to Ran

The Area you live in: does it have any sort of specialty foodstuff goods that aren''t available anywhere else?

Do you have any special skills that would make for an amusing video or gif?

>> No.10912079

>>10912058

You first.

>> No.10912074

>>10912061
>Can you make a Yukari hat? I'd assume its similar to Ran
I can make you one, I would just need your head circumference.

>The Area you live in: does it have any sort of specialty foodstuff goods that aren''t available anywhere else?
I'm in Mississippi. I don't think there's anything special in this place asides from big ass shrimps.

>Do you have any special skills that would make for an amusing video or gif?
not really. I can play the guitar really bad, if you want to make fun of me for that.

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>>10912022
Its random really, not /jp/related.

ALSO I'd totally be the best owner for that scarlet poster you're giving away because i would tenderly love it and place it next to
>pic related

>> No.10912090

>>10912083
>That artist

I didn't realize such plebs were in my place.

>> No.10912091

>>10912074
Dang

I was looking for a juggler

but
> I can make you one, I would just need your head circumference.

Can you give me an Estimate Time of Manufacture? Do you have the fabric lying around already? The problem with trading for a good that doesn't exist yet is that I'm committing you to make something

I'm pretty slow at shipping too.

>>10912083
> Breasts on Remi
You're going to have to make a stronger case than that tripfriend.

>> No.10912097

>>10912091
I can work on it tomorrow and maybe have it ready to ship on Wednesday. Where do you live btw

>> No.10912104 [DELETED] 

>>10912058
I can upload a video of me fucking a reimu plush, anyone interested?

>> No.10912100

>>10912091
I can make you a gif of my penis.

>> No.10912107

>>10912097
Could you make me a hat, too? I'd really like a replica of Mystia's hat.

Though, I'm a little embarrassed to give you my head circumference, because it's big and I don't know it.

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>>10912107
Only silly hats I've made were a ran/marisa hat and a reimu/mokou bow. I could try making it, but I don't think it would come out too great.

>> No.10912115

>>10912112
Handsewn or Machine Sewn?

This is important missisisisisisisisisisipi-anon.

>> No.10912116

>>10912112
As long as you put love and effort into it (and it doesn't look like dogshit,) then I'll accept it.

>> No.10912117

>>10912112

Cute

>> No.10912124

>>10912115
I do both, depending on what i'm doing. The reimu bow was all machine sewn, and half of the ran hat was hand sewn.

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10912149

I've been asked many times for this video, so I figured I could finally let people watch it.

http://www1.datafilehost.com/d/ff1dd4f2

>> No.10912166

>>10912149
Does it check out with derek?

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10912167

>>10912124
>>10912112
>>10912036
>>10912074

Ok Anon, You're hired [if you're still up for it], I'm really gonna try to get it shipped by this coming weekend but..

I'm 9 1/2''-10 inches all around, pic related, I'm in the box

>>10912100
if I wanted that I could get one from /gif/ for free

>>10912149
Fumofucker pls

>> No.10912171

>>10912167
oh yeah, email for shipping info

Sunny Californian here
Speaking of which, Anyone interested in an Insane Black Rock Shooter or Saber Nenderoid?

I saw them at a local market for cheap, Would be willing to buy2trade for a fumo or some small cute statuette

>> No.10912175

>>10912167
so, you want the hat to fit that madoka animal thing?

>> No.10912180

>>10912171
check the email field

>> No.10912182

>>10912175
In a sense, yes.

Its head is a little-bit shaped like a football so if you require more pictures... ask away

>>10912180
original post has email anon.

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10912196

Alright back again trying to move some stuff into peoples collection and possibly get some new stuff into mine.

-I got Eiken 1-12+OvaDVD (Full Set)
-A Bunch of MTG+2ShakugannoShanaSleeves + 1 Ro-Kyu-Bu! Sleeve
-Tanto Cuore A Maid Deckbuilding Card Game(Never Played)
-Nerima Daikon Brothers Complete DVD
Moribito DVD (8DVD Full Box Set)
-Love Hina TV+Movie
-Kodomo Manga(A Kodomo Drawing Book)
-7 English Eroge(Moero Downhillnight, ComeSeeMeTonigh1+2,DoYouLikeHorneyBunnies1+2,Kana Little Sister)
-Anime Figure - Original Character - Hyakkisyo Shion (Beagle)

Email me if you are interested in trading for something.

>> No.10912212

>>10912182
sent. check yo email

>> No.10912246

>>10912212
Replies Sent

I'd like for it to be a Yuka hat, but if you can't really starch the ribbon, a Chen hat would be fine too

if thats not doable, Ran is fine.

>> No.10912267

>>10912246
well, if I make the yukari hat, i can't guarantee the ribbon could stay up, but I could try. If you got something else to offer, I could even make all 3 hats (chen/ran/yukari). I have enough fabric to make those.

I'm going to sleep, so send me an e-mail if you got something to offer. I'll take anything 2hu.

>> No.10912309

>>10912196
I would like to trade something for your Kana Little Sister game. What are you looking for in particular?

>> No.10912314

i have a smelly cawk id like to trade 4 a /jp/sie

>> No.10912324

>>10912309
A different game,Some manga. Anime Posters,Anime. Depending on the item i'd be willing to throw some other stuff along with it.

>> No.10912328

>>10912267
You could starch it to death, or really cheat and wire it up.

>> No.10912375

>>10912324
Sent you an email.

>> No.10912377

>>10912314
where u live bb?

>> No.10912377,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10912149
can anyone reupload this please

>> No.10912377,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10912377,1
it's a minute long and filmed with a phone - LMAOOOOOO

if you buy me a fumo i'll fuck it and upload the video in 1080p for you.

>> No.10912377,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10912377,2
post your request in the current gift thread

>> No.10912377,4 [INTERNAL] 

>there is no semen/blood/pee/drugs/poison
heh, I guess they didn't notice

>> No.10912377,5 [INTERNAL] 

are girls equal to boys?

>> No.10912377,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10912377,1
can anyone reupload this please

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