/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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So a Reimu walks into a beer...

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I don't get those jokes.

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i guess she must have been in a zun bar xD

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>>10910230
HAHAHAHA

classic zun

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>>10910230
>>10910268
Fuck off.

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>>10910057
I guess she should start paddling for her sake.

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>>10910379
Um, excuse me, but "sake" is pronounced like "sage", not like "cake"!

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>>10910384
seɪdʒ?

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>>10910379
Man, I thought that was Webo for a second. Anytime I see an athlete in a thumbnail on /jp/, I automatically assume it's Webo.

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>>10910390
No, it doesn't have the ʒ sound on the end. That's not how it's pronounced. It's a hard g.

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>>10910394
seɪg?

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>>10910392
LOL what a webo

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And then Reimu becomes the beer.

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why is /jp/ so fucking shitty?

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>>10910541,1
Big T kicked the bucket.

Without him /jp/ is so bad that it should just be deleted.

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>>10910541,2
Pathetic.

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>>10910541,3
I'm actually ROFLing at your post because I can't understand it.

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>>10915840
I'd kiss Reimu's sweet ass.

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>>10915840
For some reason, this image macro is very arousing.

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I drink regularly to try to feel like I'm part of the Touhou drinking culture, but its making me ill. I'm thinking of drinking Saki, currently drinking Tenants Special Brew. Would Saki be better for me?

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>>10915876
The Fifth Precept of Buddhism:

>Aware of the suffering caused by unmindful consumption, I am committed to cultivate good health, both physical and mental, for myself, my family, and my society by practising mindful eating, drinking, and consuming. I am committed to ingest only items that preserve peace, well-being, and joy in my body, in my consciousness, and in the collective body and consciousness of my family and society. I am determined not to use alcohol or any other intoxicant or to ingest foods or other items that contain toxins, such as certain TV programs, magazines, books, films, and conversations. I am aware that to damage my body or my consciousness with these poisons is to betray my ancestors, my parents, my society, and future generations. I will work to transform violence, fear, anger, and confusion in myself and in society by practising a diet for myself and for society. I understand that a proper diet is crucial for self-transformation and for the transformation of society.

I'm quoting Thich Nhat Hanh, a Zen monk.

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>>10915876

Dude don't drink that shit, only old men are pickled enough to survive that poison. And yes, Saki would be better, shit battery acid would be better. Are you British, because when the Japanese say "drunk", they don't mean getting your stomach pumped.

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>>10915840
That's sexy as fuck.

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>>10915889

Why are monks such dweebs?

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>>10915909
In the scriptures it just says ``to abstain from intoxicants as tending to cloud the mind.''

Monks have interpreted it in different ways but basically alcohol is not ok.

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>>10915876

Super-strength lager is bad, m-kay?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/special-report-superstrength-lager-causing-more-harm-than-crack-or-heroin-8200242.html

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Do Americans have lager?

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How do I become an alcoholic? Girls might assume I have a dark and troubled past, and I hear girls dig that.

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>>10915966
American beer is almost entirely lager. You'll be hard-pressed to find any ales in most stores.

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>>10916056
You whore.

I don't know if it is possible for a milk drinker to become alcoholic.

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Feelio when you go to a pub and they have seven lagers but no ales.

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>Not drinking supermarket brand gin to get the most alcohol for your buck

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>>10916056
If you're depressed, you've already got all the tools you need.

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>>10910057
Reimu looks so cute

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>>10916098

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>>10916098
who are you quoting?

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>>10916098

When I was 16 and on 'dole and living on my own, I used to not eat all day and drink as quick as I could. I used just buy ASDA price bottles of cider. Cheap as chips. T

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>>10916108
ur mum after i shagged her in the minge m8

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>>10916098
Who are you quoting?

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>>10916098
who are you quoting?

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>>10916112
I hate cider so much. All the cool kids drank it when I was a teenager. "HOO JOHNNY CAN YE GET SERVED IN THAT OFF LICENCE? FANCY GETTING SOME WHITE SHITE, LIKE?"

It tastes like pop for the first sip, then after that it tastes like vomit. This applies to good cider as much as cheap cider.

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>>10916125

Its disgusting, but its incredibly cheap. Don't me wrong, I hate the shit. Vodka or wine was the cool kids choice of alcohol when I was in School.

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>>10916104
>>10916108
>>10916118
>>10916122
WWTD?

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>>10916125
Speak American, fag.

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>>10916098
Who are you quoting?

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>>10916125
Cider is a girlish drink where I'm from.

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>>10916129
Soz m8.

>>10916130
Wine is fine. I don't see why wine isn't more popular among teens. You can get a bottle of wine for a fiver and drink it like pop or juice. I wish I'd known wine existed when I was younger.

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>>10916098
Who are you quoting?

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>>10916129

He was speaking American, he was quoting someone who wasn't.

>>10916139

Gives you a nasty headache. Cider just makes you feel sick.

>>10916140

Jesus christ, stop.