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do you want to believe /jp/

>> No.10905452

I still want to know how interview with that alien was done without special effects.

>> No.10905456

Aliens are not funny. You think they want to be friends with us? No. If aliens find us they will kill us or enslave us and they will find us before we find them. The united nations should make anti matter anti air canons against aliens. Everyone should stop killing eachother and they should focus on making anti alien weps. We need to unite against the aliens.

>> No.10905463

>>10905456
Yeah. Purge the xenos

>> No.10905462

The grey aliens look like what humans would become after thousands of years of neoteny.

So they're really super kawaii, our tastes just aren't advanced enough to see it.

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>>10905452

>the alien was real

>> No.10905486

>>10905477
I didn't say that. Where you quote that from?

>> No.10905487

>>10905456
How do you know we aren't the bad guys? With an attitude like that I wouldn't be surprised if peace loving aliens want nothing to do with us.

>> No.10905494

did you want 2 shitstain jaypee

>> No.10905502

>>10905456
I agree somewhat to this post.

I think that if aliens discover us (if they haven't already and are just monitoring us this whole time) it would be like the Bugger aliesn in Enders Game were they would think of us as mere cattle because their perception of sentient life is very different from ours.

I have a strong feeling that we are ridiculously behind in technological progress and in space travel. I mean when you measure our solar system and our earth we are repetitively the new kids on the block and are just starting out whereas there could be other species out there that have progressed to levels we can even imagine and they would not waste their times with us primitive knuckle daggers still fighting over our own kind over stupid shit.

>> No.10905498

>>10905456
Aliens made the pyramids, etc

How are they the bad guys?

>> No.10905505

i do

>> No.10905512

>>10905477
are those [internnaly] pictures some shitty new leddit meme or something?

>> No.10905514

>>10905487
if aliens make it all the way here, they will 1. help themselves to Jupiter regardless of what we have to say about it, and 2. study us with a similar disregard for whether we approve of it all

Earth is a scientific resource, and Jupiter is a material resource.

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>>10905512

>> No.10905520

This is one of the stupidest threads I've read, and I've read a lot of jp threads.

>> No.10905531

>>10905502
Humans will never leave the solar system anyway. If anything does it will be a sentient robot or a transhuman.

>> No.10905532

>>10905514
Wait, why would they want Jupiter? Resources? Territory?

I am aware that it is not fit for human life and could very well suit another alien species but still. Is it not just filled with super heated gases that server little practical use?

>> No.10905526

The agenda of the Large Grays can be broken down to two goals, which relate to each other hand-in-hand. They are:

1. Complete world take over
2. Eradicate 5/6ths to 7/8ths of the world's population by 2029

The remaining humans living on this earth will be used as cattle for the Large Grays (hereon referred to as LG) while they continue to live below the Earth's surface. They do not feed on human flesh and bone, but rather, on the adrenochrome, found in the adrenal glands of the human brain. There are around 100,000 children missing in the United States, and many believe that these children are in underground LG cities living in a constant state of horror, as they produce the needed chemicals for the LGs. I don't know for certain if the LGs need adrenochrome to sustain themselves, as I personally believe they need it as a reproductive agent.

The LGs have been under our surface for at least 400-500 years, but maybe longer. There is no factual evidence of how they got here in the first place, which in my opinion, is the most disconcerting face to this whole issue. The most accepted belief is that they crashed here while exploring planets for resources, and have been living here underground ever since. Sometimes I like to speculate, uncomfortably, that they have been here much longer than that. That the large grays have been here for millions upon millions of years, and that they have seen the dinosaurs rise and fall, and watched with curiosity the evolution of man. But why would they idly sit back and watch a creature evolve to a state that could potentially cause them harm? Even wipe out their own race? I speculate that they in fact propagated the evolution of man, seeing the potential our adrenal glands might have for them. Whatever the case, its truly disturbing to live with the knowledge that a superior race considers you sustenance and is attempting to farm your species.

>> No.10905536

>>10905518
What does topsides have to do with anything? How is that a response to what I said?

>> No.10905533

>>10905526
What can YOU do?
Unfortunately, very little at the moment. I would say, "spread the word" but its more strategic for our side (Human side) to maintain the illusion of ignorance. The LGs are at present far more technologically advanced than us and far, far more vicious. Its better at this stage to know and be silent than to speak out and hasten their agenda.
A revolution is coming very soon. As soon as it gets out that the U.S. made the Greada Treaty with Large Grays in 1954, and that knowledge of the existence of LGs living within the surface of the earth has been known to the three superpowers for almost a century, the people will revolt. This is when the first of several wars will occur. It will be Man vs. Man & Alien. Our current leaders and the ones upholding the Greada Treaty will undoubtedly side with the aliens for their superior technology, leaving the rest of us to either fight back or be used as cattle.
The biggest threat to the first war is that, after having potentially won this war, we would presumably elect new leaders who would make the same old decisions leaving us in the same scenario.

I know my place. I am a soldier in the coming war and I fight for Humanity. I exercise every day and keep my mind sharp and I listen for the signs.

I would like to leave you with a quote from the show, The X-Files:

Resist or Serve

Let me know if you would like any further information.

>> No.10905546

>>10905462
What you’re referring to as aliens, are in fact, people from the future. That's why they are so human-like. Believe it or not, making a time machine is a lot more realistic than traveling from one star to another.

>> No.10905553

>>10905533
>>10905526
What are you even talking about? Where are you getting any of this shit from?

>> No.10905550

>>10905532
It's a brown dwarf star, it's chock full of, like, energy stuff we don't know how to use yet but they would.

Seriously, Jupiter's radiation would truly bake your gourd just being around it for very long at all.

>> No.10905557

>>10905553
Open your eyes

>> No.10905568

>>10905557
Unless I see actual evidence that anything that you said is true from a scholarly source, I will continue to assume you are just talking out of your ass.

>> No.10905583

>>10905568
>scholarly source
obviously he is a scholar. tch, how dull can you be.

>> No.10905654
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>>10905532
There's more fuel in one of the lots of Jupiter's lakes than what the whole planet earth has.

I was watching a video about this not long ago but I can't remember what substance it was.

>> No.10905676

>>10905654
Any group that has the ability for interstellar travel, as well as the ability for harvesting those resources, would not need to travel to our star system for those resources. Space is big, and there's nothing particularly special about Jupiter. Gas giants are a dime in dozen.

>> No.10905681

>>10905654
>Jupiter's lakes

isnt jupiter all gases ?

>> No.10905682

>>10905676
Maybe they want to visit Jupiter, who are you to tell them not to.

>> No.10905697

Aliens will visit out planet and they'll all look like little girls, even the boys except they'll have cute little dicks, and they will require the semen of humans in order to keep their species alive. I am very excited for when that day comes. I am going to impregnate so many cute girl and boy aliens.

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>>10905681

a lake of cute anime girl farts

>> No.10905707 [DELETED] 

>>10905477
Who are you quoting? I'm being serious.

>> No.10905705

>>10905682
I'm smarter than them, then.

>> No.10905710

>>10905456
Only greys and reptilians want to enslave/control us. Most other aliens are either peaceful or don't care. Just look at the Pleiadians.

>>10905487
Judging by how close we are with the greys, I wouldn't be surprised if we're thought of as being allied with them.

>> No.10905711

>>10905707
You're shitposting. See you on the ban page.

>> No.10905720

>>10905681
The core is so dense that the gases condensed into liquid, so it's technically one giant ocean.

>> No.10905723

>>10905711
No. I'm not shitposting, I was just asking a question.

>> No.10905724

>>10905681
By lakes be probably means large blobs of certain gasses. Also it's not entirely gas. That planet sucks up a lot of stuff too so there's probably a core of something in the middle.

>> No.10905752

Has anyone heard the theory that aliens might be humans from the future?

>> No.10905761

>>10905752
Did you even read the thread, or do you always act so retarded? >>10905546

>> No.10905782

>>10905761
I wasn't able to do reading until just a few months ago so please don't be mean to me. I spent a lot of time learning how to read and I think I am getting it down. Please do not be mean to me.

>> No.10905789

>>10905782
Listen dude, I don't care. The least you can do is read the thread before posting.

>> No.10905797

>>10905789
Please dont' be that mean.

>> No.10905804

>>10905797
I'm not being mean. I'm telling you to engage in the basic fucking courtesy of reading a thread before spewing your veritable verbal diarrhea.

>> No.10905812

>>10905804
You are being really mean by swearing at me and yelling. Why not be courteous for your self if you are telling me to be it too.

>> No.10905813

>>10905789
>>10905804
Dude, just leave him alone. It looks like he is trying his best.

>> No.10905822

>>10905813
He is bullying me.

>> No.10905873
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If evolution has taught me something is that coexistence is a joke. Any encounters with alien lifeforms will end in violence and wholesale genocide.

The good thing is that all of Humanity will have a common enemy, and thus things like race, country, belief and whatever will be ignored in favor of out next target: Xenos.

>> No.10905877

>>10905873
Xenos were our target to begin with, brother.

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>>10905462
>thousands of years

humans have looked the same for hundreds of thousands of years m8.

if the alien is human he'd have to be a complete mutant/surgically operated on franken fran style/not human at all/human after millions, not thousands, of years

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10905897

xfiles is the best vn i've ever played

>> No.10905898

All of you need to fuck off to >>>/x/

>> No.10905904

>>10905894
I was originally gonna say millions but then I changed for no reason.

It could still happen quickly with genetic engineering and knowing what the fuck we're doing.

>> No.10905918

>>10905904
you sound like an idiot

>> No.10905925

>>10905894
I didn't even know humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years.

>> No.10905938

Aliens have to be real. The idea that we're the only planet in the universe with sentient life is nearly an impossibility. The question is whether or not aliens have visited earth, which I believe is no!

>> No.10905947

>>10905925
that's because you're stupid

>> No.10905947,1 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3mNZVKeU6M

I want to believe.

>> No.10905947,2 [INTERNAL] 

Speaking of aliens, what do you guys think of the machine elves?

What if some drugs simply allow humans to communicate with aliens?

>> No.10905947,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Pg1RU1Kxc

>> No.10905947,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,2
my theory on machine elves is that the same way we learn to view shapes and associate them with perception like that african culture whjo has circle houses cant see squares and that kind of thing so when we take the drug that makes us see machine elves its associated with people shapes or what our mind will see as people shapes and other coincidences in perception that will let us see the elves and thats why we see them its not actually aliens or ghosts or spirits or that kind of thing but a psychedelic trick on perception acting on us in the place that coincides with elves

>> No.10905947,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,2
What the fuck is a machine elf.

>> No.10905947,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,5
>>10905947,5
people you see when you take psychedelics its definitely not aliens

>> No.10905947,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,5
Beings or entities that people see when they're doing drugs. Most everyone sees the same things and get the same feelings from those things, the feeling that the beings are incredibly loving and happy that you're with them.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf

>> No.10905947,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,1
Why would aliens write in english?

>> No.10905947,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,8
They're 'murrican aliens.

>> No.10905947,10 [INTERNAL] 

If aliens came I would defect to their side because humans have treated me like shit.

Maybe they'll put me in a zoo or I can be a cute alien loli's pet NEET.

>> No.10905947,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,7
Also the elves cheer for you when you appear to them. Kind of weird but interesting nonetheless.

>> No.10905947,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,7
This totally couldn't have anything to do with all humans having relatively the same genetics, and therefore brain composition.

>> No.10905947,13 [INTERNAL] 

does /jp/ seriously believe in aliens or are you being ironic?

>> No.10905947,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,13
Aliens are likely to exist from a statistical standpoint.

>> No.10905947,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,13
How can you believe there to not be aliens somewhere in the universe? It's almost impossible.

>> No.10905947,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,7
> the feeling that the beings are incredibly loving and happy that you're with them.
My own experiences with drugs lead me to believe that the exact opposite would happen.

>> No.10905947,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,14
>>10905947,15
Go back to /x/.

>> No.10905947,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5fBe3UoOt1g#t=124

This is what really gets me. It's simply too large with too many planets and variations for life to have never appeared anywhere other than Earth.

Also, it's kind of romantic to put things in perspective like this. I'd like to show this video to a loli.

>> No.10905947,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVjF_7ensg

This one's in HD

>> No.10905947,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,18
>I'd like to show this video to a loli.

So alienfags are also pedophiles. Good to know.

>> No.10905947,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,20
i want to show a loli the wonders of the universe in my pants

>> No.10905947,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,8
Why would aliens NOT write in English? They travel incredibly distances only to not be able to communicate with us? I'm sure they'd try to learn the language.

>> No.10905947,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>10905947,20
So people retarded enough to not believe in the existence aliens have also successfully been brainwashed into hating pedophiles? No surprise there.

>> No.10905947,24 [INTERNAL] 

``Life'' is just a dumb quirk that occurred on Earth. There are all kinds of foreign and bizarre phenomena on other planets, but not ``aliens'' in the way you're thinking of. At least, not ``intelligent'' ones as we think of ``intelligence''. You're all so closed-minded, but it can't be helped.

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