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Would you have sex with old 2hus?

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>> No.10902502

Only maybe?

>> No.10902509
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Older is better

>> No.10902528

In this picture, she has really,large breasts. It might be bad for her back, so having sex might hurt her.

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Just put your cock in between them

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Nothing wrong with old

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As a matter of fact, it's better that way

>> No.10902547

I hope all of the older Touhous smoke and don't wash their armpits.

>> No.10902554

How lewd

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>> No.10902575

No way that is lewd as hell

>> No.10902578

All of them at once.

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>> No.10902583

Too bad there's no way to have sex with 2D characters.

>> No.10902586

I wish there was a tag that got the milf like body on Touhous. Milf doesn't come up with much at all.

>> No.10902587

Teen 2hus are best 2hus.

>> No.10902590

むちむち on pixiv. all the fat sexy mommies you could ever want.

>> No.10902593

Thank you, friend

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I would, forever.

>> No.10902603

Remember, if she's old enough, you can blow your load inside without fear of pregnancy.

>> No.10902607

But I want to impregnate Yukari

>> No.10902610

I've good news, guess who's 17 year old.

>> No.10902613

That's pretty hot

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>> No.10902660

Please don't sexualize mom

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Sure, why not?

>> No.10902692
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Mature girls are the best.

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>> No.10902702

I want to fuck!! Yes!

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How old is Suwako anyways?

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Not sure what the exact number is but she's definitely ancient.

>> No.10902763

she's a native god, it's hard to determine when she came to existance

>> No.10902793

>no ran
fucking dropped

>> No.10902813

No fur allowed.

>> No.10902974

Nobody here is old. You people think 40 is old. That's not old. Real old Touhous have gray hair and wrinkled skin.

>> No.10902988

So, Sakuya?

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tfw you want to have sex with a touhou but she just wants to eat you

>> No.10903010

Being eaten is better than sex. In sex only one little piece of you sticks inside. When she eats you, you get your whole body inside her.

>> No.10903013

i die and don't gain any pleasure, that's not a good thing

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>>not gaining pleasure from dying

You don't belong on /jp/, kid.

>> No.10903026


You stay conscious for a long time

>> No.10903047

The only one I'd fug on that picture is Yukari, her tight highs must smell wonderfully.

>> No.10903085

Is beauty where cute meets erotic, /jp/ ?

>> No.10903094

No, beauty is much more than that, so much more that I have no words to describe it.

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OMA thread!

>> No.10903112

What is OMA?

>> No.10903165

All touhous are lolis.

>> No.10903170

Except they are not.

>> No.10903177

It's canon.

>> No.10903183

The only thing ZUN has said about Touhous' physical appearances is that some of them are short. They could easily be midgets.

>> No.10903188

>The only thing ZUN has said about Touhous' physical appearances is that some of them are short.

>> No.10903191


I love shortstacks so I'm fine with that.

>> No.10903239

I'd fuck anything at this point

>> No.10903241

Fuck me

>> No.10903250


I want to mindbreak a jaypee

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>> No.10903272

Old Maids Alliance

>> No.10903275

Please describe this in more detail.

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It's rude to call them old!
Please refer to them as "Mature"

>> No.10903278


I'd put penis in anusoo and j-j-jam it in!

You'll have all kinds of orgasms...

>> No.10903297

That doesn't sound very erotic. I don't think you would be able to mindbreak a jaypee.

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>> No.10903358 [DELETED] 

This is the second time I have seen this link.

What is the significance of linking to a picture of a panda? Is it some meme I don't understand?

>> No.10903374 [DELETED] 

You're such a newfag. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sad-panda

>> No.10903389 [DELETED] 
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There's a browser extension for that.

>> No.10903393 [DELETED] 

Thank you for explaining. Why does that person post a link instead of posting the image directly?

>> No.10903394 [DELETED] 

don't worry, i can see the panda without logging in

>> No.10903404 [DELETED] 

Because you're retarded.

>> No.10903410 [DELETED] 

>browser extension
why would someone use it?

>> No.10903413 [DELETED] 

>Why does that person post a link instead of posting the image directly?
I guess he came from reddit and not used to image boards.

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>> No.10903423

Fucking gross, no.

>> No.10903465

Because I'm lazy and feel like taking the easy route. Whatever works.

>> No.10903467

Fucking erotic, yes!

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Much better.

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In fact, i would only want to have sex with a 2hu if its an old one.

>> No.10903552

I like you

>> No.10903709

Eirin all day every day

>> No.10903714

Sanae is a human, though, so she is younger than even the youngest of youkai.

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It's the curves.

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I want to fall in love with an older woman

>> No.10906655

Goddamnit didn't we do this already, i will fug any 2hu cept mannosuke (trap rinnosuke is good though)

>> No.10906659

So that means all of them except five or so.

Well, probably.

>> No.10906663

Creepy face

>> No.10906665

Why do you say that?

>> No.10906679

Because it's creepy!

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Does Mamizou count as old?

>> No.10906715

She counts as hot. Good enough.

>> No.10906723

Sounds like MAMÁ in spanish
(mom in english)

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>> No.10906743

they aren't old
they only have a perfect body.

>> No.10907022

So old

>> No.10907040

Hell, even Cirno is at least 60 years old. Anyone not Raymoo, Marisa and Sanae is pretty much old by human standards in that series.

>> No.10907054

Probably not going by human standards for this.

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I want each of them to have their way with me at the same time.

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She definitely has the appeal.

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Not so fast, embrace and cuddle first, need to appreciate the softness

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>> No.10908957

*whips out dick*

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They're not hags, they're hugs!

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They are the sexiest in da hood

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>> No.10909631

where is this from?
never seen it before
is it an anime or something

>> No.10909640

It's fanart of some characters from the Touhou games.

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>> No.10909753

yuyu is my favorite 2hu but im deathly afraid of moths

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>> No.10909956

IRL older women are actually old hags to me [36 years myself], but 2hus are magical creatures, yeah, i like older 2hus.
Healthy is definitely nice and especially combined with megane.

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>> No.10911312

Why is Byakuren so offensive

>> No.10911329

Is that what an average schoolday at Japan is like? I knew that mothers masterbating their children to help them sleep was something but this is a little too...erm, lewd.

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>> No.10912633


It's to make the relax during exams to ease tension so they can go to Toudai not to sleep, you don't sleep in Tokyo U bro

>> No.10912701

But do you know of your mum's sleeping habits?

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My favorite hag image.

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this is mine

>> No.10914054

Kanako is so sexy

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>without fear of pregnancy
But that's the mystique of fucking a mature woman.

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>> No.10914292

Do you refer to them as Oba-san, or Oppai-san?

>> No.10914294

Why is Reimu fat?

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Women naturally start to get a bit wider as they age.

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old 2hus are 2lewd

>> No.10914854

time to fap

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>> No.10914947

Suwako is thousands of years old. Does that count?

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You pedophile

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It isn't a crime if they're old enough to have seen your great-great-great grandfather when he was alive.

>> No.10915022

Even when tied up, she looks all confident. I want to wipe that smile off her face.

>> No.10915066

I would wife this Reimu

>> No.10915106

that's impossible for a mere human

>> No.10915148

you lack confidence for that.

>> No.10915874

Not necessarily. Having sex with time traveling lolis is still a crime.

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>having sex
>not mastering the art of solo play
stay weak, nerds

>> No.10916113

Who are you quoting?

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