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>At a party
>At the the fridge taking out my Jack Daniels
>Hear a group of secondaries talking about 2hu
>They all say the don't understand it
>One of them calls over to me
>''Hey anon, you understand 2hu, don't you?''
>I call back with ''Of course I fucking do.''
>I go over and sit with them
>I begin to explain the intricacies of the plot
>I go over the deep themes the game deals with
>I do this in a way that they can all understand
>Everyone at the party has stopped what they're doing to listen to me
>Every girl there wants my d
>I realize I need to leave because I'm up early for Japanese lessons in the morning
>As I'm leaving I stop in the doorway
>My fedora is tilted so it covers my eyes
>Silence falls over the room
>I say ''You all need to go deeper'' in a hushed tone
>As I turn to leave my long jacket swishes up in the air
>Everyone there is in awe of me as I walk out

>> No.10895486
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10895486

too green didn't read

>> No.10895482

One time I wore sunglasses indoors, and everyone thought I was super cool.

>> No.10895489
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10895489

cool as HELL story m8

>> No.10895494

>>10895486
You should read it, it's pretty good.

>> No.10895497

https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22At%20the%20the%20fridge%20taking%20out%20my%20Jack%20Daniels%22

though its obvious
shit thread

>> No.10895500

>>10895494
That color hurts my eyes. It's not good for large posts.

>> No.10895505

>>10895489

>Friday night?... Time to browse the 'chon!

Kimi no kao when this is the guy who makes all the "fridey night alone your awesome" posts

>> No.10895507
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10895507

outstanding as alwys 10/10

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