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10891906 No.10891906[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How many of your distinct posting styles have you seen being imitated on /jp/? 3 for me.

>> No.10891912

I see many people ironically shitposting, which I personally invented in the great /jp/ revolution of 2008.

>> No.10891915
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10891915

You wouldn't believe me.

>> No.10891920
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10891920

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.10891923

>>10891915
Your weak point is that you're literally the easiest one to recognize.

>> No.10891956

Can janitors see the IPs or poster ID numbers? It would ruin a great deal of the fun since most of ye olden phaggots have probably janitored at some point.

>> No.10891953

>>10891920
Why are you a chpimunk?

Or is that a beaver, I can't tell

>> No.10891958

>>10891920
Why do you never respond?

>> No.10891960

>>10891956
Of course they can retard.

>> No.10891962

>>10891920
>she wants to fuck

>> No.10891961

I'm an imitation otaku, if I think a poster was fun I'll take responsibility when he's asleep and use his posting style on /jp/.

>> No.10891966
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>>10891960
the jani cnt see ur IP faget

>> No.10892015

>>10891960
>>10891966
Hey. Don't bully. Which one is it?

>> No.10892026

Some anon told me about namesync in a thread that got deleted and I googled it. It turns out the people involved with the creation of that crap are also involved with 4chanX and 4chan style scripts.

Should I stop using 4chanX in order to get back at all of them? They even use /jp/-related avatars in their githubs.

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>>10892015
All ex-jannies, respond onegai!

>> No.10892030

>>10892026
I don't think the developers of namesync and 4chanX are the same. Personally I use appchan X, it's much better.

>> No.10892038

>>10892030
>Features
>Aesthetics

Go away. You're part of the problem.

>> No.10892042

>>10892026
any cool links?

>> No.10892043

>>10891956
i'm guessing they can cause i always get banned

janny boy has my number and he really hates me

>> No.10892050

>>10892043
Eeh, it can't be. My fine tinfoil stories are ruined...

>> No.10892051

>>10892042
You mean links to these guys' profiles?

>> No.10892054

Everyone on 4chan homogenizes into the same posting style. It's really weird when you go lurk some other message board or read some prose elsewhere.

>> No.10892070

>>10892054
You're wrong as HELL, man. I recognize many of my /jp/ friends.

>> No.10892074
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10892074

I am the progenitor and a tenth-degree black belt in all of these posting styles:

tumblr (no caps or punctuation, oversimplifies everything, extremely pretentious)

SomethingAwful (Perfect grammar, socially manipulative, very feminist/liberal.)

Asuka-posting (Posts the loveliest character to have ever existed.)

>> No.10892076

Janitors can't see IPs without asking for a mod.

If you don't believe me, moot said it in his latest Q&A.

>> No.10892085

>>10892074
I'm a tenth-degree black belt in bullying the shit out of you. I estimated your arrival in one hour about one hour ago on the peak hours of the shitposting festival. It's usually the janny's ETA so it's yours too.

>> No.10892094

>>10892074
I am your progenitor. In the sense that I've fucked youre mom.

>> No.10892090
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>>10892074

Those first two are only one tiny little thing that makes up a posting style.

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>>10892085

Please quit being mean. I'm seriously here just because I woke up. I went to bed at 6 AM today and I needed my rest.

>> No.10892100
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>>10892090
I'm stealing all your images.

>> No.10892106

>>10892096
Asuka-chan-fan-san, are you Njittie?

>> No.10892107

>>10892096
Oh yeah I saw some of your stink today when I got in the board but I knew you weren't around because janny wasn't around either, so I didn't bother putting you back in your place. I'll stop being ``mean'' once you stop being a janny bully.

>> No.10892109

I don't use a distinct typing style here. Sorry about that! I've recognised a few somewhat unique styles being used here and there though.

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10892113

So far I think I'm the only one who uses Idoun...

>> No.10892145
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>>10892106

No, I'm not any named /jp/oster.

Does anyone have a name for that guy who pretty much replaces every word of his post with the longest one he can find, even if it's not strictly appropriate?

It end up resembling a posting style analogous to this one; it's really pretentious and appears to be purposed toward unsuccessfully convincing the denizens of the board that the poster is of above-average intelligence. The syntax and sentence structure reveals that the person is actually pretty clumsy at writing, and just seems to be using a thesaurus. I hypothesize that it could be a foreigner trying to compensate for lackluster English skills.

>> No.10892150

>>10892026
shh, I don't have anything to do with namesync.

>>10892038
;__;

>> No.10892151
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10892151

I'm too completely average to imitate..

>> No.10892158

>>10892151
that chair when

>> No.10892162

>>10892145
I see people do that from time to time, but I don't think it's a gimmick. It's just something some people do, I guess.

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>>10892145
You mean me? Are you perhaps intimidated by the magnificence of my intellect? They say the fools rather live in the cave rather than face the evidence of their insignificance. Mayhaps such is the case with you when faced with myself?

*readjusts le fedora 360 degrees and walks away*

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>>10892151

A-are you doing that just for me?

>>10892145

You're more ameliorated at linguistics than I imagined.

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>>10892171
W-Well I saw you mention me earlier and it brought back good memories. The bullies were too mean and I couldn't handle having an identity.

>> No.10892196

>>10892167
I like your cool fedora tricks.

>> No.10892205

>>10892145
Which one? I'm a foreigner and I'll admit that I'm here to learn how to type fast everyday English. I spend my days reading /jp/, mostly English textbooks and mostly English papers. I've managed to avoid original English prose almost completely. I think I used to be less clumsy.

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>>10892194

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>>10892194
So you're the fake stuttering faggot!

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>>10892206
No, please do not spread lies. I'm 2D.

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>>10892205

It's not you.

By the way, if you want to learn good English, you should read books. It will be faster than /jp/ and there's some great English books. I just finished the Foundation series.

>> No.10892223

>>10892214

You're disgusting. Your personality doesn't even match Mediator's.

>> No.10892224

>>10892206
Mediator isn't Jewish.

>> No.10892226

>>10892205
The only english you will learn o nthis board is manchild dialect

>> No.10892230

>>10892226
website*

but hey at least it's better than having karma

>> No.10892231
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>>10892230

Same thing

>> No.10892232
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>>10892223
This is what I was talking about. Bullies won't leave me alone, even when I friendpost. I can't handle this pressure.

>> No.10892237

>>10892194
>>10892151
>>10892232
>>10892214
asl????????????????????

>> No.10892238

>>10892231
filtered

>> No.10892240

>>10892215
I can read, but I still can't write as fast as I'd like. Stuff like The Wealth of Nations goes painfully slowly. Math is a bit more difficult in English.

>> No.10892242

I can't recognize any posters unless they are retarded enough to use an avatar or a tripcode, in which case I tend to ignore them.

I like to think there are no individuals on /jp/, just a faceless hivemind that doesn't exist outside this board.

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>>10892238

For what?

>> No.10892247

>>10892242
>hivemind

I want to say "back to /v/ with you" but I wonder if you'd pretentiously smirk as you type "you have just proven my point."

>> No.10892249

>>10892151
Same. Let's be friends.

>> No.10892251

>>10892246

for being trevor

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>>10892251

Ha see you didn't actually filter me!1

>> No.10892262

>>10892224
>a mediator
>not jewish

JIDF this isn't /pol/.

>> No.10892269

>>10892262
who kw0t r u?

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>>10892167
I always see this guy as Neil Cicirega.

>> No.10892302

>>10892247
I don't think he means it in the "HIVEMIND!!!" meme sense, but as in an actual hivemind.

Sometimes things are words.

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10892335

I mugipost

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>>10891956
They can see your ``IP''s. Trust me, I know.

>> No.10892345,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345
Who is this person and why am I seeing unfamiliar trips lately?

>> No.10892345,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,1
Nobody important.

>> No.10892345,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,2
Yeah. I noticed from your images that go back to /a/ bleach threads in 2012.

>> No.10892345,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345
We have the Yotsuba source code, the janitor extension (XPI, just some packed JavaScript), screenshots from the shadow file incident, screenshots of the janitor interface, moot's word, and an ex-janitor who hangs around, and you're trying to pull this shit?

Hell, you can confirm it yourself by samefagging.

IHBT.

>> No.10892345,5 [INTERNAL] 

>/s4s/ will be dropped in a few days
>bust a nut over it, plan a party for all of /jp/
>95 days later:
>/s4s/ will be dropped in a few days

Warosugirl...........................

>> No.10892345,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,5
Dropping a board takes time and I'm busy right now. Deal with it.

>> No.10892345,7 [INTERNAL] 

I have around 10 to 20 /jp/ things going at any one time.

>> No.10892345,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,6
Newfag....................

>> No.10892345,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,6
Warosugirl is starting to get feisty.

I like it.

>> No.10892345,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892345,6
Will you go out with me?

>> No.10892345,11 [INTERNAL] 

bump

>> No.10892345,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10892167
I like your gimmick, dude, your posts often manage to put a smile on my face. Keep going.

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