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EMERGENCY NEET THREAD Anonymous Wed May 15 14:33:14 2013 No.10890724 [DELETED]

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I just got a letter in the mail that I'm going to be drafted into some kind of employment assistance unit so they could try to cure me of my disability and put me to work.

What do I do???

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:34:29 2013 No.10890725 open the portal

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:34:58 2013 No.10890726 Refuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:35:13 2013 No.10890728 Do your hardest to pretend to be retarded so they'll know you're a complete and incurable nutcase. In other words just act like normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:35:29 2013 No.10890729 >>10890724 Be a totally resistant shithead and refuse to work. Have them drag you out kicking and screaming. Act like the child you still are mentally.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:35:43 2013 No.10890730 >>10890726 If I refuse they cut my bux!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:38:13 2013 No.10890735 File: 15 KB, 286x288, 1346661477315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretend you are anzuchang

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:39:58 2013 No.10890741 >>10890735 >>10890724 stop posting that piece of shit character on my jaypee.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:39:58 2013 No.10890742 >>10890735 Anzu a shit A SHIT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:40:58 2013 No.10890743 File: 489 KB, 857x959, 89ec29f72c095687f7575d8a58f854d9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10890742 You a shit.

>>	Trevor !4Pq7ZkSFpA Wed May 15 14:41:00 2013 No.10890744 >>10890735 This would actually work. Just keep telling them your anzuchang and that you wont answer to anything but anzuchang, and then show them a picture of her that you printed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:42:58 2013 No.10890746 File: 88 KB, 400x400, 1355102576685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10890742

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:44:13 2013 No.10890748 >>10890744 Probably the smartest thing this guy ever said

Anonymous Wed May 15 14:44:58 2013 No.10890750

Time to work!

Working is great, goy. You actually get to do something productive and get out of your house. You meet cool coworkers and have fun with them all the while spinning the gears of society.

Then you get your pay and get to put it back into the system by buying the things you like. This is the first step towards you settling down and starting a family with a nice girl. /jp/ and all this NEET nonsense will be a distant memory.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:46:14 2013 No.10890753 File: 187 KB, 500x500, 27877667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't there anybody on /jp/ with some real advice? Or are you all falsies?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:46:59 2013 No.10890755 >>10890753 Just go and fail as hard as possible. It's not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:48:28 2013 No.10890759 >EMERGENCY NEET THREAD R*ported like HELL.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:50:13 2013 No.10890764 >>10890750 I thought Jews don't want white people to settle down and reproduce. Why is /pol/ so inconsistent?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:50:58 2013 No.10890766 >>10890764 Why the hell would they want that? They wouldn't cut down their servant class

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:52:13 2013 No.10890770 >>10890766 Wasn't it going to be replaced with niggers and spics?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:52:13 2013 No.10890771 File: 1.62 MB, 1075x1518, 1365990248926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fatNEETs report in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:52:58 2013 No.10890773 >>10890771 Sure she's not pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:52:59 2013 No.10890774 >>10890770 Niggers don't work

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:53:43 2013 No.10890776 >>10890773 Can't you read Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:53:58 2013 No.10890778 >>10890774 So the conspiracy to wipe out the white race was all a lie? I feel betrayed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:54:28 2013 No.10890780 >>10890776 Where do you think I am?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:55:13 2013 No.10890784 >>10890778 People give jews too much credit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:55:13 2013 No.10890785 File: 373 KB, 700x700, 2012-03-27-487177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10890771 >48% similarity

Anonymous Wed May 15 15:09:58 2013 No.10890825

Something that's darn convenient about the British welfare system is that they make you apply for X jobs a week. So you have all these people on the dole who are more experienced and qualified than you, applying for all the same jobs you're forced to apply for. Out of fifty CVs, no employer is ever going to pick mine.

Thank you, NEET brotherhood!

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