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Do you guys not like chen or something?

Because Chen likes you.

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>> No.10888899

I wanna take Chen to the vet and have her put to sleep.

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>> No.10888903

third secondariest 2hu

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>> No.10888911

I want to rape Chen

>> No.10888930

I hate Chen so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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>> No.10888950

I wanna grab Chen by her tails and swing her around and around, then throw her like an Olympic hammer.

>> No.10888960

>>10888950
pls don't bully chen

>> No.10888971

I wanna grab Chen by her hands and swing her round and round, and then hug her like my daughter.

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>>10888960
I wanna sell to the Chinese food place where she will be turned into sweet and sour pork, chicken on a stick, and meat dumplings.

>> No.10888985

I wanna tie up and bury Chen in the dirt, except leave her head out so she can breathe.

Then run over her with a lawn mower.

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This is such a strange board.

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>>10888974
please stop

>> No.10889021

>>10888995
Ever hear the phrase "There's more than one way to skin a cat?"

I'd like to test a few theories about cat skinning with Chen.

>> No.10889036

>>10888989
faggot

>> No.10889038

>>10888995
I've seen a lot of dead kittens on the side of the road.

My guess is someone is driving around and tossing them from a moving vehicle.

Hey Chen, wanna go for a car ride?

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>>10889021
I don't believe you.

I think you'd like to give chen a fish then watch her eat it happily.

I think you'd like to sniff chen's inner ear fluff then watch her spaz out.

I think you'd like to play battlefield 3 with chen and tag along behind her tank as she takes pot shots from behind a boulder

I think you'd like to take chen out to a jazz club and neither of you have a very good time

I think you'd like to run your hand dwn chens back then grip her tail softly as you feel her soft tail fur on your fingertips

I think you'd like to use the bathroom at house yakumo then tinkle a little on the seat and hastily wipe it off

I think you'd like to shine a laser pointer on the ground and watch chen play with it

I think you'd like to touch chen's feet so she jumps up and yells at you then slowly walks off

I think you'd like to take chen out to see Ironman 3 and leave with the mutual opinion that the acting was good but the story kinda wasn't.

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>>10888862

Is this a secondary crossboarder thread?

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>>10889038
you must come from a shitty country full of brown people in that case.

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>>10889021
>>10889038
have you realized that Chen probably is the worst 2hu for being bullied?

She is Kyuubi's pet after all

>> No.10889073

>>10889040
Wrong.

I'd take Chen deep sea fishing and use her as bait.

I'd shave Chen with clippers, then toss her into an ice cold bath.

I'd toss Chen's favorite toy into traffic in hopes that she would go to get it and get run over.

I'd beat Chen with cheap musical instruments.

I'd cut Chen's tails off just to hear her scream and cry. And to watch her walk funny.

I'd probably just piss in their garden.

I'd use the laser on my pistol to tease Chen with. I'd let her chase it around before stopping, running it up her body, and putting 3 rounds in her center of mass.

I'd break her hands and feet with a hammer, then toss her in an ice cold bathe.

I'd take Chen to the vet, and have her put to sleep.

>> No.10889086

Does Chen react to catnip?

I'd get her some laced with PCP and watch her go nuts.

>> No.10889111

>>10889086
Too bad you didn't bother to ask if she reacts to PCP, because she doesn't, and you've wasted your money.

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>>10889073
not even edgy unless you can beat UFO normal no focus

>> No.10889124

>>10889114
I don't play Touhou. I just come here to shitpost. Like everyone else.

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>>10889073
I'd show up in a submarine and have a fish dinner for chen

I'd prepare a warm blanket and a fluffy towel for chen

I'd stop, as I actually own multiple vehicles, in contrast to your average /jp/ user who owns a buspass

I'd convince schlomo to price musical instruments out of your pricerange by selling weapons to isreal

I'd hide your scissors, and to add insult yo injury, give you a tasty bagged dinner you need scissors to open

I'd mislabel their garden to you piss on remiu's food instead

I'd convince Schlomo to price ammo ou... Waaait a minute, that one's already done

I don't think you have the strength to break her hands and feet

I'd be the vet and i'd have big tits, scaring you off.

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>>10889124
I can't even beat a Touhou game on easy.

>> No.10889269

Time to give you nerds a harsh taste of reality.

Chen doesn't know who you are. It's irrelevant whether you like her or not. She doesn't like you, and she never will. You may claim to enjoy raping, or dating, or cuteposting with Chen, but none of these dreams will ever materialize, because, well, guess what, you're a 3DPD and Chen is a beautiful and pure 2D.

Stay pleb, scrubs.

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>>10889269
time for a crash course.
Chen doesn't exist. While I do.

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>>10889269
>HEY GUYS! UR LOOKING AT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER XDDDDD
>TRULLED XDDDDD A SHITFLOP
Holy penis what a scoop.

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>>10889269
Get a load of this guy, he still lives in the 3D world.

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>>10888862
She does? That's so sweet of her!

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I'd teach Chen all about sex to awaken the sleeping young woman within her and to start her developement into a woman who likes dicks

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>>10890989
Teenage rebel Ran is best Ran.

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>>10889040
why is yukari eating chen?

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>>10891964
That's what dykes do

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