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Work in Japanese school as teacher:
> Spare period
> Sleeping on desk
> Supervisor walks up and says "Ganbare" while patting me on the back

Work in Australian school as teacher:
> Spare period
> Sleeping on desk
> "Anon"
> Look up
> Supervisor stares down at me "If I catch you sleeping again you will get fired!"

;_; this is not like my chinese cartoons. Why is western society so shit?

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>Work

>> No.10880359

Australia isn't in the west, fag

>> No.10880361

>>10880359
western basically means non-Japanese, dumbfuck.

>> No.10880369

I wish I lived in Australia or New Zealand. I heard people are much nicer and friendlier than in Europe, it's not cramped as Europe and it doesnt't have those scary high-crime zones like Europe.

>> No.10880370

>>10880359
>In the contemporary cultural meaning, the phrase "Western world" includes Europe, as well as many countries of European colonial origin with majority European ancestral populations in the Americas and Oceania, such as the United States of America, Canada, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, Australia and New Zealand.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world

>> No.10880376

>>10880361
ENGLISH

>> No.10880378

>>10880370
Southern hemisphere fags ain't no westerners.

>> No.10880381

Work in Japanese school as teacher:
>Die of exhaustion

Work in Australian school as teacher:

>In middle of class
>Something blurry giving a piggy back ride to something else enter at light speed through the window
>A kangaroo and a spider
>Ask for our wallets
>The abos don't know what a wallet is
>The spider gets upset
>Puts the kangaroo back on the floor
>Kills everyone
>I survive of pure luck because I did hide under the desk
>A snake appears of nowhere and bites me
>die
>With my last effort I shit my pants

>> No.10880385

>>10880381
4/10
Alligators where?

>> No.10880391

Please don't misuse the quote function.

>> No.10880401

>>10880391
Please don't misuse the sage function.

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>>10880385

>Australia
>Alligators

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