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10875248 No.10875248[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the break up process like when you switch Waifus?

>> No.10875254

Go back to /a/, please.

>> No.10875255

I usually just think about that waifu less and less to the point where I forgot how much I was obsessed with her. Sometimes I imagine myself in a room with my waifu and I tell her it's over between us. And with that, she is gone.

>> No.10875256

I don't know, I'm a Mormon.

>> No.10875263

>not having multiple imaginary girlfriends
Wow, you're even a beta in your fantasies.

>> No.10875265

>>10875248
i fuck ur mom in the mean time

>> No.10875273

The egotistical side of me imagines my waifu crying hard during the break up.

>> No.10875285

wow just get a gf

>> No.10875296

>>10875285

I have a waifu and a girlfriend.

>> No.10875296,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875256
http://i.imgur.com/EgyUjVh.jpg

I spent time writing a post saying how all the mormons I know only have one wife and very many children, I even took this screencap to show the amount of mormon churches in my area, and this thread was deleted.

Mormons are firstly stuck up, and secondly creepy.

>> No.10875296,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875296,1
I-is this what they call, Mormon Otaku???

>> No.10875296,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875296,2
It's hard to not notice them. The way they talk is odd, and so is their general appearance, as well as having a weird look in their eyes, on top of their CTR rings and magical underwear. They generally have the same few last names too. Romney, Cook, Farnsworth, Lesuer, ect. All of the kids with those last names in the schools I went to were supreme dicks. I would have shit a brick if Romney got elected to be president, because two Romneys bullied me in elementary school.

I will admit that the areas they live in are very nice with lots of greenery and very low crime, both of which are an oddity in the Valley. Some families own land that is used for farming and in my area specifically it's citrus, which smells great when blossoming in the spring. To the south in Gilbert I have no idea what they do exactly, but I do know there is a peach farm further south in Queen Creek. All the stores owned by the mormons are usually staffed by mormon children as well. Speaking of children, mormon girls tend to be pushed toward tumbling, and boys towards sports.

Absolutely no drugs at all though, including caffeine. Same for swearing.

I could go on and on about these guys, but I'll stop it here.

>> No.10875296,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875296,3
No, do go on for I have never met a Mormon in real life.

>> No.10875296,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875296,4
Just read the mother fucking wikipedia article god damn

>> No.10875296,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10875296,1
>>10875296,3
idk man youre probably just unlikable some of my old crew were mormon they were futsuu as fuck their families were trill as shit too

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