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10872415 No.10872415[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

if I ran away from home, would you house me?

>> No.10872418

Where are you

>> No.10872422

>>10872418
america. i have money though, i can fly somewhere else

>> No.10872428

Yuyuko is the best Touhou, but i don't really care about you, OP.

>> No.10872432

>>10872428
Yuyuko is the OP
Don't go back on your word now though, you already gave up your chance to live with her

>> No.10872434

can you go to urup

>> No.10872441

>>10872434
Can I get to urup with a photocopy of my passport?

>> No.10872459
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10872459

I wouldn't want to be housed by yuyuko

>> No.10872460

>>10872441
Is that an insult.

>> No.10872475

>>10872460
No, I actually don't have my passport here with me at university, it's at home and I'd rather not go back and get it.

>> No.10872490

Are you cute?

>> No.10872503

>>10872415
maybe I will, I've been looking for a personal maid

>> No.10872513

>>10872475
Why do you want to run. it is ok to tell. there is no need to be upset. you are with frinds now

>> No.10872511

>>10872490
not really. I'm fat and ugly. But sometimes people on the internet call me cute.

>>10872503
If I become your personal maid, can I eat and sleep in your house?

>> No.10872516

>>10872503

that's not how you spell love slave.

>> No.10872521

>>10872511
you must be short and cute, and yes you can live in my house

>> No.10872526

>>10872511
>not really. I'm fat and ugly...

That's no fun. I wouldn't make you mine.

>> No.10872531

>>10872513
parents are mean to me.

>>10872521
I'm like 6 feet. Not really short.

>> No.10872532

>>10872511
If you're fat does that mean you eat a lot? If you got money for a plane ticket does that mean you can also buy your own food?

>> No.10872547
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10872547

>>10872531
I'm sorry, I can't take a tall and fat maid.

>> No.10872545

>>10872531
just put on your big boy shirt and say im old enought to make my own desicions then you go out with yuor passport and move to venezuela

>> No.10872550

>>10872532
I have a couple thousand dollars from working jobs over the past few years. I don't know how long it would take me to get settled and find a job in a new place, and I have no idea what cost of living is like, so that's why I might need some support. I'm mostly fat because I'm a busy student, so I skip a lot of meals and then binge on junk food when I have time.

>>10872545
I don't have a big boy shirt.

>>10872547
Oh. Sorry, Thanks for the consideration.

>> No.10872560

>>10872550
buy the white one that bussinessmen wear under their fancy jackets and then just put your hair slicked back like you're an italian mafia

>> No.10872574

If you look just like yuyuko/act just like yuyuko/dress just like yuyuko

and give good oral

then yes, you can come live with me.

>> No.10872594

>>10872547

I'm fat and like 5'4", would I be acceptable?

>> No.10872596

>>10872550
where you located btw, I might change my mind

>> No.10872609

>>10872596
America, central time zone.

>> No.10872614

>>10872609
Are you perhaps located anywhere near the gulf coast?

>>10872594
perhaps

>> No.10872628

>>10872614
no, I'm further north, but wouldn't mind moving

>> No.10872634

>>10872614

Mitten

>> No.10872636

>>10872628
how far north, this is important information

>> No.10872645

>>10872636
Chicago

>> No.10872659

>>10872547
I'm 6'0 but very skinny

Can I serve you

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