/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/

casual lurker and first time poster here with a kind of a specific question

This summer I'm going with my family on a 2 month long trip to Japan, and apparently during that time we're gonna visit all the monumuments and blah blah..

Now my question is how do I get a cute Japanese girl to fall for me so that I may marry her and get Japanese citizenship.

Now my moonspeak is not very good granted, I can explain the most menial things and pick food in a restaurant but thats about all I can do.

Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off.
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

Homu is the best Meguca

please post only Homu on /jp/

Other Meguca must not be posted here

[Anonymous No.]

You don't need to do anything special as long as you're white. They all love gaijin cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871910
hmmm when did that happen, i guess i didnt lurk enough
>>10871916
thanks dude, and thats okay i mean after all i did come to the home of NEET
I just thought /jp/ might be more proficient in all things japan so i came here first

[Anonymous No.]

You will get better answers in /trv/

All /jp/ knows is how to have fun in their rooms alone

[Anonymous No.]

cute picture dude

[Anonymous No.]

See that picture, OP?
What if that was you?
Wouldn't that be cool?
You should BE the cute Japanese girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871937
i tried to do it in front of mirror but wasn't that cute

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10871920
Everyone thinks that at first. That's why I'm already sick of telling you idiots to kill yourself and get out of here. Just lurk the archives, no one here gives a flying fuck about your Japan trip or anything else you do with your miserable life.

[Anonymous No.]

i bet madokas pussy tastes like strawberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871904
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

し　俺
ゃ　の
ぶ　チ
れ　ン
、　ポ
男　を

[Anonymous No.]

>casual lurker

liars not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>Casual lurker

You must have taken a leisurely hour "lurking" /jp/ because you ask stupid questions not related to the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871910
Indeed. There will always be people who Homu here.