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[Anonymous No.]

Whose lap would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma's looks more comfy. She also looks a lot more inviting.
I like Patchouli, but this is pretty cut and dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871554
>ANOREXIA
>>still has tits

wtf

sage

[Anonymous No.]

who ANOREXIA in here???

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871468
left, patchy is not suppose to look like that, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10871468
Left. Besides the meaty legs, They are covered in fabric. This makes for a warmer lap, as well as smoother.

[Anonymous No.]

I would introduce Patchoulli to happiness

I want to see her smile

Pathcee <3

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Patchy, after I fattening her up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

Asuka's lap!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872315
People should pair Patche and Remi more often. I'm sick and tired of Marisa shit. Pair Alice with Reimu more often, too.

[Anonymous No.]

ｉ　ｈａｔｅ　ｂｉｔｃｈｅｓ

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma looks less like she's going to kill me if I go anywhere near her.
She also looks less like I'm going to kill her if I sit on her lap.
She's kinda chunky, but Koakuma is the pretty obvious choice.
She's also cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma's
Looks much softer and comfier. And she looks happier and more inviting. Maybe she'd stroke my hair.
I don't think it would feel good to rest on a bony lap.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they're fine with coin flips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872719
It's rude to show such indifference. They would likely both retract their offers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872730

That's fine with me too. Then again my coin flips never seem to work out. I try to decide things with them and I think maybe the other option is better then I never choose even after the flip. Maybe running away is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872748
The way it's supposed to work is you flip for it, and if you have even the slightest twinge of regret you switch to the other one.
Running away is for bitches. You shouldn't be a bitch. No one likes bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if Patchy wants it and looks jealous of Koa's body or she doesn't want it and acts openly hostile. If it's the latter, I'm picking Koa. If the former, I'm picking Patchy, as Koa looks like she will understand and not get sad or mad, unlike Patchy.

[Anonymous No.]

patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872777
You can't pick like that. You can't know what's on their minds. That's cheating. You have to use visual cues.
You have to pick one. No ifs or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872790
I can't read faces, I blame the artist's simplistic style and my autism. Give me the backstory for this image, specifically, who made them sit in this pose and why they agreed. Then I'll choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872760

I always have regret though. There's infinite possibilities even between two people. Infinite levels of disappointment, or enjoyment, or whatever in between. They aren't gonna enjoy someone flip flopping laps, that's cheating. Better to leave than cheat.

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>>10872790
Then Patchy and if she is displeased with that, instantly stop and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872873
Plebeian. Are you saying that Patchy's displeased face looking down upon you would be anything less than icing upon the cake that is lying on her lap? Not to meantion the jealousy waves radiating from Koakuma setting the atmosphere perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872929
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872939
Not even /tg/? They're starting to get fun again.