/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hi /jp/, I'm sort of new to this board, this is my first time posting here, sorry if I kick a valuable thread off the bottom! But I couldn't find a thread that was appropriate for my query, so, well, my hand was forced. Anyways, I'm just wondering if I should practice posting by ghost posting all over the archive first, or if it is okay to just jump into the real thing if you know what I mean. Anyways, please respond at your leisure! Janny, I hope this thread serves as a suitable offering for the god of the harvest.

[Anonymous No.]

NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

[Anonymous No.]

waaaawwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861872
kill yourself newfag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861886
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>>10861883
Y u sage?

[Anonymous No.]

lurk moar

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10861872
Jump into real thing right away and start shitposting like these folks
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10861893
dont have a cow man
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[Anonymous No.]

FUCK you man you just destroyed the valuable piece of /jp/ HERITAGE that my thread was off the bottom of the board. But what would a newfag like you know about I swear to god m8 if i see yuo in real life you're fucking DEAD man you hear me, DEAD, that's spelled DEE EE AEE DEE.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub their legs...

Which of their legs would you rub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861908
ebin benis dude wan fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861909
keiichi

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to /jp/! Don't mind these cockmonglers, I'll always be your friend if you are in need!

[Anonymous No.]

he's so cute he even sage his own thread. sure op you can stay but don't do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861912
DUDe
its a cauctsu not a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861909
Second from right

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861914
Don't trust this asshole, he always try to trick people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861913
>>10861919
He'll kick ur f*cking a*ses if you try that sh*t d00d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861918
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861918
once i shoved a cocktus in my anus and it felt pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861932
Your mother should know, ask her.

[The Epic Anime Screencap Sharer (Sharing his screencaps since April 2013) !MZhP0Szz.s No.]

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>>10861924
forgot my trip. Sorry about that guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861935
She died from cirrhosis last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861932
of is what the boy has
one is in the desert


>>10861934
this guy is a liar it would hurt too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861935
My mother died that way, please don't joke about it, it is a sensitive topic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861939
Hey can you post a screenshot from an anime I like
I dont not hate the ones you post but i want One from the one I like
guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861946
me too. This isn't the /jp/ I used to lurk

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861948
Wow I posted again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861947
HOW ABOUT YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LET ME HANDLE THIS SHIT IN PEACE

[helper No.]

>>10861946
>>10861948
Don't worry friends
We are having fun because OP is a fraud

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861941
What if boy is in the desert?

[The Epic Anime Screencap Sharer (Sharing his screencaps since April 2013) !MZhP0Szz.s No.]

>>10861950
Sorry about that guys, forgot my trip yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861947
is it touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861950
>>10861955
As you wish my good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861957
but how can you be certain?

Imagine a cute little 20 year old dude who lives alone because he's afraid of people having been bullied since elementary school, finally reaching out to an internet community he has lurked for over a year, and being greeted like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10861964
If OP isn't fine with /jp/ having fun then what is the point of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861968
the purpuse of this board is not to have fun, but rather to determine the most popular response to wch 2hu wd u fug? I had dinner with moot and ZUN the other day and they agreed

[Anonymous No.]

Want to feel special?

Just remember
NO 1 on /.jp/ has every had your post number expect you

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Holy shit I clicked on this board by mistake this is easily in the same tier as /mlp/ and /pol/ for terrible containment boards.

I now suddenly understand how the worst parts of /v/ and /g/ think, and it terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

how long do i have to lurk before posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861990
5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861990
fake

>>10861989
9

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861992
sage goes in every field newfag

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10861992
Yes I got a 9, watch me get another

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861989

Holy shit I just read this post by mistake this is easily in the same tier as livejournal and wordpress for terrible blogshit.

I now suddenly understand how attention whores think, and it terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10861997
prove it.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10861998
>bateman_with_blue_balls.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

[sage No.]

>>10862001
devil's proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862009
no
you post just the normal sage in an old thread and it should bump if youre right

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10861998
Is it too late to post this now?

[Anonymous No.]

Any oldfags such as myself in this thread right now? Want to talk about the good old days?

[Anonymous No.]

good thread
reverse saged

[Anonymous No.]

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counter sage

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862027
counter reverse sage

[Anonymous No.]

I jumped into OPs momma

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862020
what part of "reverse sage" don't you understand, cockconquerer

[Anonymous No.]

a moment of silence for the thread that this guy replaced

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862033
lalalalallalalalalsksadiohsudihfspifvhdof
dont tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862036
your interference is like small bug in big planet meaningless in the long run but importangt on it's own

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ truly is #1 at meta shitposting.
I've never seen such a thing.

Too bad it's still shit, and you should all feel bad for participating in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862045
<felio taking a solid shtie on youre inlaws

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862045
Does anyone have this image without the text? It is a very pretty picture of a very cute 2hu

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>Tfw realizing there is nothing even remotely redeeming about this board
>I have wandered into literally the worst cesspit of 4chan

/pol/ can be funny and /mlp/ has that one artist with the qt3.14 big titty black Rarity

What does /jp/ have? Nothing. Literally nothing. Less than nothing. It's all shitposting, and anything that isn't shitposting is saged and reported, with deletions + bans from the moderation team. /jp/ takes the crown as the first board with institutionalized shitposting. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

Best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862053
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-still-shitposting-even-if-you-are-being-ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862054
the joke is that /pol/ and /mlp/ are not contenders for "worst board" to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862054
<le sity of you

SHITPOSTING IS THE BREAD ND BUTTER OF THIS BOARD FEGGET

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Mods on /jp/ as shitposters enjoy themselves.

>>10862064
How so? They are both containment boards specifically intended to draw certain types of people into one long incestuous shitpost orgy, keeping them too busy with merchants and doxy updates to fuck up other boards.

Then again I guess /jp/ is a containment board for /a/ and /g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862064
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>>10862072
stop FUCKING saging my thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862062
thanks dood

[Anonymous No.]

The last time I make threads like this I am banned.

So, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>What does /jp/ have? Nothing. Literally nothing. Less than nothing. It's all shitposting, and anything that isn't shitposting is saged and reported, with deletions + bans from the moderation team. /jp/ takes the crown as the first board with institutionalized shitposting. Congratulations.
I like jp
tis a fun place

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862078
spoken like a true 4channer :^)
catch you later at /v/, brototype

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862079
you're not the OP, please stop posing as me. Why would I even be complaining about having the thread sage'd, I sage'd the OP for crying out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is reclining.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862084
/jp/ is the easiest board to get banned from posting with.

They server filtered my trip the last time I posted here. The mod is a real faggot.

>>10862088
I'll see you there m9 ;3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862088
translate it weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862100
>the pleasure of coming indoors
You're welcome ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

In a land where shiteposting is the norm, is shiteposting really shiteposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862033
I stopped scrolling for a sec when I read this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862114
It's really more like Funposting

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862086
wut i meant to respond to this post

Now I don't remember with what.

/jp/ likes dating sims right? Of course you do, you lonely neckbeards. You love dating sims. This is a special one.

[Anonymous No.]

nice Ыog dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862115
I played this game, overrated mainstream piece of shit, would not speedrun, would not recommend

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862125
>mainstream

I don't think that means what you think it does, and I've seen a lot of weird shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862115
I'd wager you're actually a /jp/sie in disguise, knowing just how to misuse spoiler tags, post with reaction images, and flaunt outdated Tumblr games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862128
Was featured on a JAPAN YOU SO CRAZY list on Cracked. Way too mainstream now.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Right in the feels /jp/?

>>10862129
Ho ho ho ho?

I'll never tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862099
And I hope s/he will continue to do so.

Shitposting is borderline acceptable but tripfags definitely aren't, Xordox &cie excluded. Though, it's still funny to see the likes of you trying to justify how /jp/ is shitty and should be deleted on a monthly basis.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862133
>Too mainstream now

Nothing ever becomes "too mainstream" until a sequel is made for the new audience, you filthy fucking hipster. You can't go back in time and make Fallout mainstream because it got sold on GoG during the Fallout 3 hype parade.

>>10862140
I don't want /jp/ deleted. Its existence makes /g/ usable and somewhat lessens the Sony / Nintendo console pressure on /v/.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Birds have hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862129
I'd wager you're wrong!

>Ho ho ho ho?

>I'll never tell

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is to 4chan, as _____ is to Europe.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

These three accost you on the street and demand your wallet. What do ye do?

Oooh that's good I'm going to make it a shitposting thread on /v/

>>10862157
>Implying I'm not imitating Fat Bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862160
France, the criterion being "part of".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862149
The last thing I would do if /jp/ was deleted would be ending up in even bigger cesspools like /v/ or /g/

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862163
>He still thinks /jp/ isn't the literal worst board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862161
Pigeons are very small.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Fat bird drawn like one of your french girls by /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862168
Who are you quoting?

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862172
That's just too easy.

>>10862170
>Implying they're not giant

Look at that frame of reference.

Also this nigga rapes and murders the protagonist but maybe not in that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862115
In all honesty, the most notable upside of /jp/ is the lack of people who post like this guy, as well as fans of "4chan culture"

That, and the eternal laidback attitude

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862177
>He thinks /jp/ has any upsides!

That excuses the sages, reports, and mod deletion of threads about feudal castle design and archery, right? I thought this was /jp/ - Japanese C-

Oh

They renamed the board to institutionalize the shitposting

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Fat Bird is Best Bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862188
>That excuses the
Do you understand what an "upside" means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862188
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862194
>who are you quoting came from /jp/

I'm actually mad right now. That stupid fucking phrase was shitposted all over /v/ for weeks.

>>10862192
Yes. And /jp/ has none because all of the posting is shitposting.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Best burdbando

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Worst burdbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862198
>And /jp/ has none
Your "that excuses" rant a few posts ago implies that what I've mentioned is correct, but doesn't overrule all the downsides
Unless you're intentionally backpedaling, we're both aware that /jp/ does have its upsides that no other "cultural" board has

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862210
No upsides. That is all.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862218
I rest my case (>>10862177)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862198
I bet you like ironic shitposting. Because that came from /jp/ too.

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862222
This is what I think of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

ugh why did the best thread on /jp/ get turned into the worst thread, tripfag pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862228
How surprisingly kind

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862234
God fucking damnit

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

Go date some goddamned pigeons

[Zinthros !AFzi7cu3js No.]

>>10862238
Those birds bite hard

As it turns out the house-rolled poker game I was staying up for isn't until another two hours due to some crazy American-European clock thing, so I'm going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10862247
I don't like these screenshots because you always know which person took the screenshot. Sometimes it ruins the image knowing that someone set up a joke, then thought they were so funny that they should screenshot it and post it on their Tumblr.