il kill u now /p/ *lunges at /jp/ with knife*

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Anonymous Thu May 9 01:23:23 2013 No.10860877 [DELETED]

il kill u now /p/
*lunges at /jp/ with knife*

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:23:53 2013 No.10860881 Who here has killed a /jp/sie?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:24:29 2013 No.10860881,1 >>10860881 i have

Anonymous Thu May 9 01:25:53 2013 No.10860893

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 01:27:23 2013 No.10860897 >>10860877 Rei is better.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:24:58 2013 No.10861481 lunches at /jp/ with fork

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 05:33:13 2013 No.10861492 >>10860893 What the fuck.

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