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Feliz Cinco de Mayo, maricas.

>> No.10842913

>>10842908
What's the damn point of this "holiday"? They hardly even celebrate it in Mehico.

>> No.10842918
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>>10842913
It celebrates a Mexican military victory over France.

>> No.10842920

>>10842913
Schools and government take the day off. And it celebrates >>10842918


>>10842908
no, tu

>> No.10842919

>>10842913
To prove that gringos (ie: yourself) are all racist scumbags.

>> No.10842929
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>>10842913

Being a Mexican /jp/sie is suffering.

>> No.10842932
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>>10842908
Vete a la verga cirno

>> No.10842936

>>10842908
chupame el ちんぽ, Cirno (*´∇`*)ノ☆

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.10842943

>>10842936
epic baby runes!

>> No.10842947

>>10842936
my mother will suck it for you after you finish the cleaning, spic

>> No.10842955

>>10842947

That's funny because it actually happens in american homes.

>> No.10842956

>>10842947
why are you dropping surprises boxes at me, nerd?

>> No.10842964
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>>10842943
そですね???wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (´・ω・`)

>>10842947
being this asshurt はははははは。

>> No.10842990

I fucking hate tumblr.

>> No.10843008

>>10842964
nice 笑い方 jajajajajajaja

>> No.10843006

Cirno es uno baka jajaja

>> No.10843029

>>10843008
ええええええええええええええ (´ω`★)

私は格好いいですうううううううううううううう。

>> No.10843040

>>10842964
>>10843008
>>10843029
This is why stupid people shouldn't be given books

>> No.10843052

>>10843040
You want some attention, right? Guess what, you are boring.★★★

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>> No.10843073

我が肉棒をしゃぶりなさい、マリコン

>> No.10843092

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee3T897GYlw

>> No.10843102

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NS3rPdgjAY

>> No.10843111

>>10843073
>肉棒
this always makes me laugh

>> No.10843119

>>10843116

Nah

>> No.10843116

mexicans should just die already

>> No.10843124

>>10842908
Tu también, taco de mierda.
>>10843116
Jajaja. Gibb citizenship.

>> No.10843127

>>10843116
If you really think about it, you wouldn't want that.

>> No.10843152
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>>10843129
I was just joking
pls no bully

>> No.10843168

>>10843152
sorry i'm just neurotic ✿♥‿♥✿

time to take my pills (´ ▽`).。o♡

>> No.10843183

>>10843152
>>10843168
now kiss

>> No.10843196

oh hell, I meant to buy tequila and lime and shit for this shit, now they're gonna be sold out

and all the bars around here suck and will be full of fools

FUCK. How the flipping fucking fuck do I forget a holiday when the holiday is gen'rally just called what day of the fucking month it is? How? Am I dense? Am I really that dense?

Oh well, fuck it I'll do it for sept 16, that's their Fourth of July

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The only day of the year that connects us two.

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>>10843199
"Ice" dubs!

>> No.10843215

>>10843206
You think that's good?
Look at the date...

>> No.10843219

>>10843052
it's not like i wanted you to reply, idiot.

>> No.10843231

>>10843211

>11

THEM DUBS

>> No.10843256

>>10843129
I'm not being tough. It's what I pray for. It's a humble request.

>>10843152
Stop pretending to be me you fucking nerd.

>> No.10843260

>>10843129
Also, I'm tough in real life too. I'll fuck you up, come at me beaner.

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>>10843260

Are you American?

>> No.10844084

>>10843269
Nah, just a homo.

>> No.10844922

>>10843269
I own both of those shirts, but I usually only wear them while lifting, or on the fourth of July. Merrica!

>> No.10846129
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10846129

What does this have to do with America?

>> No.10846144

>>10842913
Americans use it as an excuse to party and get drunk.

>> No.10846159

>>10846129
It's amusing how they celebrate such a pyric victory and then get obliterated by America anyway.

>> No.10846164

>>10846159

Since only Americans celebrate this I don't see the problem.

>> No.10846165

>>10843008
>jajajajajajaja

Why do Spanish people (I think?) on youtube always do this? Also before someone criticizes me for reading youtube comments I actually tried not to read them but curiosity always gets me in the end even if I end up regretting it.

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According to every Mexican (both native and Mexi-Murrican) friend and classmate I've ever known, they don't give a shit about Cinco de Mayo and consider it a day which WASPs use as an excuse to get drunk. Just like St Paddy's, Oktoberfest, and Mardi Gras.

>> No.10846168

>>10846165
lolololololol

>> No.10846173

>>10846165
huehuehuehuehue

>> No.10846175

>>10846165
cause there's no acronym for laughing, ala LOL

>> No.10846177

I find straya day to be more entertaining, cunt.

>> No.10846180

>>10846165
I don't know. Maybe for the same reason Americans type "LOLOLOLOL" and Japanese "wwwwwww"?

>> No.10846182

>>10846168
Is that seriously their version of lol? What the actual fuck and I thought wwww was silly...

>>10846175
I'm not sure how they pronounce it but I pronounce it in my head like a German saying ja over and over and it just sounds silly.

>> No.10846183

>>10846165

axaxaxa

>> No.10846181

>>10846165
>curiosity always gets me in the end even if I end up regretting it
google a script or something jeez

>> No.10846188

>>10846181
I had a script but I kept disabling it. As cancerous as they are I always end up wanting to know how the kids on youtube react to certain videos.

>> No.10846190

>>10846182
very similar to "hahaha"

>> No.10846198

Those cool rancho Doritos tacos at Taco Bell are good btw

>> No.10846199

>>10846190
Being someone who knows a good deal of German reading jajajajaja looks like some over excited obnoxious 8 year old screaming yesyesyesyesyesyes! or something. So ''This video is so funny yesyesyesyesyesyes!''

>> No.10846205
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So today I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, corn, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.

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10846213

How many spic browse /jp/ I wonder?

>> No.10846219

>>10846213

Those that still have their heads.

>> No.10846228

>>10846213

No tienes ni idea.

>> No.10846232

>>10846205
I know this is copy-pasta but I wouldn't get her problem either, considering the fact that I used to get 8 tacos from taco bell when I lived in America and I'm skinny as hell. I got some weird looks at times though, I would just say it's for the whole family.

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Hay tohos en mexico?

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>> No.10846250

>>10846213

I just know Suigin and NACK were spics and there was also like 5 Mexicans around.

>> No.10846274

>>10846238
Komachi.

>> No.10846279

>>10846213
There's that Jose Gonzalez guy from yesterday.

>> No.10846280

Pinche Cirno no vale verga

>> No.10846291

Spics are alright, they don't shit up with their national bullshit too much, Fingoloids on the other hand..

Also, happy whatever day! Tacos & sombrero <3 4ever.

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>> No.10846353

>>10846291
>they don't shit up with their national bullshit too much
Have you met a single Mexican, ever? I have never seen the flag of a third world shithole waved so frequently and proudly.

>> No.10846355

>>10846353
I have, primarily the American flag.

-Canada

>> No.10846381

>>10846353
In /jp/ I mean.

>> No.10846395

Carlito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

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>>10846213
That is I.

>> No.10846532

i am drinnking corona in honor of mehiko

>> No.10846580

>>10846435
frig off Lahey

>> No.10846585

Who is the most mexican 2hu?

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>>10846435
Goddamn it Lahey, you're not a spic.

>> No.10846609

>>10846165
kekekekekkeekekeke

>> No.10846619

>>10846585

Mokou

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