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10837763 No.10837763 [Reply] [Original]

You all pretend to be retarded.

How do I know you aren't all just pretending to be hideous?

I'm on to you, /jp/.
Each and every one of you are Adonises making fun of the uglies around you.

I bet you all have large houses and 11/10 wives as well. None of you are actually unemployed/have shit jobs as you each have assloads of cash to spend on your hobbies.

There are no NEETs. You all just poke fun at the poverty around you.

/jp/ is flooded with irony. Hell, it's nothing but.
How could I possibly overlook the biggest ironic twist of all around here.

Well played, /jp/. Well played.

>> No.10837772

>>10837763
Nice.

>> No.10837773

You are a sharp one aren't you m8, now that you've figured it all out you can remove your fta ugly ass from here and let the big dogs play

>> No.10837780

I had a dream that I was just a split personality to some normalfag.

I was like the Hulk but with depression and less shorts

>> No.10837774

/jp/ - Ironic Culture

>> No.10837779

cool post OP

>> No.10837781
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10837781

the jig is up

>> No.10837797
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10837797

>>10837781

>the jig is up

>> No.10837812

I really like your post, OP. Very well written.

>> No.10837814

>>10837781
omg Josh!

>> No.10837817
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>>10837812
How many women were sucking your 12 inch cock while you were typing that?

Fucking sex gods.

>> No.10837823

>>10837817
Kill yourself.

>> No.10837826

>>10837817
only 1 you're mom LMAO

>> No.10837835

>>10837814
how do you know my name

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10837844

Close, but I'm actually a futanari with a loli waifu who's addicted to my sperm.

>> No.10837846

>>10837817
Why just today I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Reimu. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Alice called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>> No.10837847

>>10837844
How can I be you?

>> No.10837865

>>10837846

Thanks to your post I fucking woke up my room mate at the hotel I own, she prefers to be called a room mate as it implies we fuck a lot, I think the names cute. She loves all the money I can just throw at her (and the cum she guzzles), and doesn't mind all of my other partners that I have for each day of the week. Yeah, thanks.

>> No.10837870

>>10837779
it WAS cool!

>> No.10837877

>>10837763
#rekt

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10837878

>>10837847

The first step is becoming a wizard.

>> No.10837889

One of the better things in my life is cute loli cousins who act like you'd expect a little girl to act. They like to laugh, hold hands, hug, sit in my lap, ect.

Aside from that I don't really have anything in my life that's rare.

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10837891

One day you will understand.

>> No.10837897

>>10837763
My job is shit...and I'm not pretending

>> No.10837910

>>10837889
you're a lucky jp
my uncles are lazy shits who never reproduced

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>>10837897

Tell us more, Anonymous.

>> No.10837923

>>10837891

Who are you referring that image to?

>> No.10837942

>>10837923
When no post is quoted, you can assume by default that someone is responding to the original post. Sometimes when the thread/board is moving very slowly it can be a response to the post that immediately precedes it, but that's uncommon and it's usually fairly easy to tell when it's the case.

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>>10837942

Thank you for clarifying, Anonymous.

>> No.10837965

>>10837846
Where can i buy one of those "transforming" cars

>> No.10837967

I have an eight inch penis and I can tell you that it's not very fun.

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